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https://news.sky.com/story/row-over-new-greggs-vegan-sausage-rolls-heats-up-11597679 (https://archive.ph/5Ba6o)

A heated row has broken out over a move by Britain's largest bakery chain to launch a vegan sausage roll.

The pastry, which is filled with a meat substitute and encased in 96 pastry layers, is available in 950 Greggs stores across the country.

It was promised after 20,000 people signed a petition calling for the snack to be launched to accommodate plant-based diet eaters.


But the vegan sausage roll's launch has been greeted by a mixed reaction: Some consumers welcomed it, while others voiced their objections.

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Cook and food poverty campaigner Jack Monroe declared she was "frantically googling to see what time my nearest opens tomorrow morning because I will be outside".

While TV writer Brydie Lee-Kennedy called herself "very pro the Greggs vegan sausage roll because anything that wrenches veganism back from the 'clean eating' wellness folk is a good thing".

One Twitter user wrote that finding vegan sausage rolls missing from a store in Corby had "ruined my morning".

Another said: "My son is allergic to dairy products which means I can't really go to Greggs when he's with me. Now I can. Thank you vegans."

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TV presenter Piers Morgan led the charge of those outraged by the new roll.

"Nobody was waiting for a vegan bloody sausage, you PC-ravaged clowns," he wrote on Twitter.

Mr Morgan later complained at receiving "howling abuse from vegans", adding: "I get it, you're all hangry. I would be too if I only ate plants and gruel."

Another Twitter user said: "I really struggle to believe that 20,000 vegans are that desperate to eat in a Greggs."

"You don't paint a mustach (sic) on the Mona Lisa and you don't mess with the perfect sausage roll," one quipped.

Journalist Nooruddean Choudry suggested Greggs introduce a halal steak bake to "crank the fume levels right up to 11".

The bakery chain told concerned customers that "change is good" and that there would "always be a classic sausage roll".

It comes on the same day McDonald's launched its first vegetarian "Happy Meal", designed for children.

The new dish comes with a "veggie wrap", instead of the usual chicken or beef option.

It should be noted that Piers Morgan and Greggs share the same PR firm, so I'm thinking this is some serious faux outrage and South Park KKK gambiting here.
 
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Gay and didn't have any talent compared to the chuckles.
My bad, I would love to have seen them do a Queen song..

Chucklehemian Rhapsody anybody?

I remember seeing them at Millmoor in 2003, on the hottest opening day of the football season in eons.

Lovely people, very friendly.

Incidentally, Millmoor Stadium is being refurbished as the new home of Doncaster Belles Football Club.
 
After all... communism holds no genetics as its own, and yet it makes cultures that look very similar to each other all over. There be more afoot here than most people give it credit for, and it seems they want people to focus on genes instead of who done fucked with the formula in the first place.
Sorry to respond to an older post in such a fast-moving thread, but I think this observation can be explained without giving communism any undue credit. Communism is expressly designed to 'level down' any populace subjected to its practices, although it is not sold as such to its potential adherents. (Other European languages also have a word for this which should fill you with disgust whenever it's proposed by a lefty politician as something good: niveler / nivelleren / nivellieren.) This is why communism looks the same across continents and ethnicities. Rather than looking at the end result of communism, which is indeed the same everywhere (by design), look at what it destroys in the process of being implemented: hardly anything worthwile in places like Africa and South America; everything that separates man from animal in Europe and parts of Asia. That difference does, in my opinion, ultimately stem from genetics. We've tried and failed to democratize third world countries and bring them into the fold of modern civilization. We've tried bringing third-worlders to the West, and know that they are largely unwilling and unable to adapt. We know that rich black Americans are still more likely to commit criminal offences than even the poorest of whites. We know that whites don't devolve to the level of locals a few generations after (forcefully) settling in the third world (see: South Africa), but as soon as the keys to the castle are handed back to the natives, everything turns to shit again. It's genetics, which imposes limits on cultural achievements. So, the only way to make the world an 'equal' and 'fair' place where outcomes are the same for everyone (=equity) is though the fall of Europe and the destruction of white culture and its achievements, which is therefore the primary goal of modern communism under any name.

'Multicultural' societies will eventually devolve into some form of Marxism (the current 'neo-' flavour of which is the worst there has ever been, as it does not remove the billionaire class from power while still thrusting everybody else into the kind of poverty only seen under communism, with the added horrors of racial and religious strife and LGBTQ-degeneracy, which are also left unchecked in juxtaposition to classic Marxism, because they are the very tools through which the necessary destruction is wrought.) It follows that bringing in millions of prospectless, violent migrants is by design - European countries ceasing to exist in any meaningful sense is not a side-effect of migration, it's the express goal of those that want to bring about communism.

It is impossible for a liberal nation or even a social democracy to shoulder the burden of hordes of functionally retarded migrants, so these types of governance will disappear one way or the other. Unless multiculturalism is done away with through hard-right measures, we will end up with a modern implementation of totalitarian communism, the outlines of which we are already seeing in the UK: endless handouts to the invaders (who cannot support themselves through legal means), at the expense of an already destitute native population, with the full weight of the state leveraged at anyone who dares to point this out or question why this is happening.

So: ignore anyone that argues migration should only be slowed down to 'acceptable' levels - the only acceptable level is negative-'however many black and brown people there are in your country'. Vote for whoever credibly promises mass remigration, or the current ruling class will forcefully level you (your culture, your education, your safety, your healthcare) down until there is nothing left to fight for. And this time it will be permanent: no Glasnost or Perestroika will ever occur once the demographic scales tip, because an actual people will no longer exist to demand change.
 
Are we sure that Kier Starmer wasn't an accelerationist after all?
This is no longer a slow boil, it's not even a fast boil, fuck it's not even taking the frog out of the pot and holding it above the flames.
Just you wait, Comrade Starmer is a secret Posadist and will soon unleash his plan to start a nuclear war so that we can merge with the alien space comrades. Corbyn had to go for this very reason as he was against nuclear weapon development and Starmer since becoming Prime Minister has sought to increase Britain's nuclear capability such as through strategic air delivery, and not just submarines.
 
Some late night/early morning news:


Public banned from Commons chamber after hidden phone found:




Rioter jailed for stoking fires at asylum hotel:




Criminal damage to historical buildings on the rise:




Darth Vader's lightsaber sells for £2.7m at auction:



@Turkey Beef That video shows Malicious Communications and therefore those people could face up to a year in Prison if charged (or, at the very least, a year on licence and also forbidden from harassing people further).

Likelihood is that unless it was a Beadle's About style LARP/prank, they'll be spoken to and told 'anymore of this and you will be carted off.'

Just wonder if the Police have been made aware of the video.
 
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"Ha! You're going to have to do better than that, Marik! I cast Raigeki from my hand, destroying your Gravekeeper's Vassal and Gravekeeper's Curse! Then I sacrifice my Celtic Guardian and my Obnoxious Celtic Guard in order to summon Gaia, the Fierce Knight!"

Ok but seriously, these people are fucking insane, and I genuinely bet you could terrorize them with high powered laser pointers and torches.
 
Just because I want to keep things visually brief, spoilered.

Sorry to respond to an older post in such a fast-moving thread, but I think this observation can be explained without giving communism any undue credit.
You accidentally proceed to do so later as part of your main thesis. You're not the first to try, and not likely the last, but you do serve to reinforce that much of the far right have been unwittingly already captured.
Communism is expressly designed to 'level down' any populace subjected to its practices, although it is not sold as such to its potential adherents.
It is explicit. Gramsci's entire everything is built off subversion and destruction, as is a lesser extent Lenin's vanguard party. They have proudly trumpeted this quite often, and whitey bought it. Normally I wouldn't add that end there, but since you want to go genetics, I figure it's best if we start being consistent with digging.
This is why communism looks the same across continents and ethnicities. Rather than looking at the end result of communism, which is indeed the same everywhere (by design), look at what it destroys in the process of being implemented: hardly anything worthwile in places like Africa and South America; everything that separates man from animal in Europe and parts of Asia.
Destroyed the systems Britain left behind in Africa after decolonization, leaving Africa about 20 years to make something of itself. Given this IRL experiment offers terrible study conditions since 20 years might as well be the blink of an eye, quite a lot worthwhile was destroyed relatively speaking, especially when paired by idiotic "sons of the soil" movements all throughout Africa that killed any chances of the population picking up anything after being conquered. All backed by communistic philosophies, mind you. This is not a clean sample and people would do very well not to treat it as one either. Rhodesia quite famously got done in by communist militias constantly riling the populace up for their own interests.
That difference does, in my opinion, ultimately stem from genetics.
And the British Isles are pretty much a stark-raving disproof of it when you look to antiquity and cross reference with the 1800's. The ancient Britons were the niggers of Rome, and yet then comes the Scottish churning out inventors in the 1800's. In the US, it's even harder to argue given the history of Appalachia going from nigger-grade to not in the span of a few generations. Genetics just isn't a good excuse when we start picking through with a fine tooth comb. It is for sure an explanation for some, but to pretend it is all is just plain bad science.
We've tried and failed to democratize third world countries and bring them into the fold of modern civilization.
Never did a good job in the first place.
We've tried bringing third-worlders to the West, and know that they are largely unwilling and unable to adapt.
Largely under dumb multiculturalism that never attempted to make it work, and that no one here would even consider defending.
We know that rich black Americans are still more likely to commit criminal offences than even the poorest of whites.
Which is not a historical constant. Harlem used to be the cultural nexus of the US at one point in the 1920's, so either it's a mixed bag or whitey is genetically predisposed to be replaced, setting aside that it is not exactly a good distinction.
We know that whites don't devolve to the level of locals a few generations after (forcefully) settling in the third world (see: South Africa)...
Appalachia begs the question of whether this is false or whether "white" culture can be equally negroid given most current nigger behavior talking points do actually have cultural origins among the Scots-Irish here. South Africa is also a bad example given the ANC was all but a front for communist activity and were constantly agitating the situation. We are back yet again to a corrupted sample.
... but as soon as the keys to the castle are handed back to the natives, everything turns to shit again.
... after the communists get their hands on everything, stir up nativist sentiment that has barely any justification, and destroy whatever improvements anyone made as it's wont to do.

This is where communism gets undue credit. Genetics is pretty much papering over how in every single one of these instances, you pull the thread and find a communist attempting to manipulate people into being violent, aggressive, institutionally stupid, and subversive. In a word, niggerly. If we're engaging in honest statistics, we'd have to side with matters being inconclusive at best, and we need to stop giving the communists undue credit in just how badly and universally they fucked with everyone, everything, and more importantly regardless of genetic profile since whitey's just as vulnerable to this crap.
So, the only way to make the world an 'equal' and 'fair' place where outcomes are the same for everyone (=equity) is though the fall of Europe and the destruction of white culture and its achievements, which is therefore the primary goal of modern communism under any name.
Or... you know... just being communist no matter who does it. The USSR went full negroid too in many respects and ain't a genetics you can blame for something like the division in status between East and West Germany and the longstanding effects of communism destroying all societal trust showed there. The infamous lack of maintenance is actually demonstrated. The Trabant, which was known to smoke while operating meaning the engine was just plain not built properly just to name one critical flaw with the piece of crap, was still being made into the 1990's while Volkswagen, just to name one company's offerings, had already solved affordable personal transport twice over with the Beetle and then the Rabbit/Golf in the 1970's. Too many instances of commies sticking their fingers into the pies and too many exceptions to the rule exist to go genetic, and if you think they care at all about Europe in particular, you really do give them too much credit here.
It follows that bringing in millions of prospectless, violent migrants is by design - European countries ceasing to exist in any meaningful sense is not a side-effect of migration, it's the express goal of those that want to bring about communism.
At best it's one of a variety of win conditions of the Gramscian branch of communists. Only one branch though, since their method of deconstruction is designed to be iconoclastic regardless of the method.
It is impossible for a liberal nation or even a social democracy to shoulder the burden of hordes of functionally retarded migrants, so these types of governance will disappear one way or the other.
Almost like a retarded immigration policy is retarded no matter who you're bringing in. I'll reiterate for the record, Keir's a moron and importing people by the small-boat-full is not something I or anyone I can think of posting here would seriously defend. Not even classical liberalism would, and this is a reason why I chalk up a lot of this to communist linguistic fuckery since even these critiques are simply steeped in the communist subversion of linguistics. Multiculturalism as a point to rage about is unironically their creation, foisted as liberalisms, and the hard right bought it.
Unless multiculturalism is done away with through hard-right measures, we will end up with a modern implementation of totalitarian communism, the outlines of which we are already seeing in the UK: endless handouts to the invaders (who cannot support themselves through legal means), at the expense of an already destitute native population, with the full weight of the state leveraged at anyone who dares to point this out or question why this is happening.
Oh really? I'd advise you look to history Benito. The hard right is just as communist as the hard left when you push them to be hard. More people need to know about the existence of Georges Sorel and how everything you have listed is part and parcel of communism if co-opted correctly, something you have unfortunately proven is already the case as genetic explanations for the world are entirely compatible with that branch of communism, it can explicitly seek to encourage such nativism at the expense of all else, and then it proceeds to plunge the nation into self-hatred or communism regardless of what happens. That is after all what happened in Germany, and they never recovered.

In truth, the hard right won't really deal with it because they'll get co-opted almost immediately by someone Sorellian. Sure, they might engage in mass deportations and the populace will be happy for a time. But then it will get exposed that there needs to be more than one issue to run a country with, and the government will either purity spiral over what being right enough means, eventually deleting itself and leaving a vacuum the Gramscian school of communism will exploit pretty much immediately if it doesn't just go full commie anyways and blow itself up that way, or it liberalizes once more, proving that government isn't hard right and never really was.

Now... you did miss that there's more to try and develop this in some DMs. I'm gonna @Gregis on this in the event he wants to clue you into it, but it's still in some proto stages before we throw it up for full discussion.

Given this is CWCissey's Gregg's sausage roll thread, I'm taking an attitude that while this is a nice discussion, it's a bit too off topic for Greggs.
 
Stop telling us to abandon our homeland because things are getting rough. It's very tiring and condescending.

As a bloody yank I find that talk tiring as well, I think if your nation is besieged you should fight with everything you have to preserve it.

I mean hell, America was literally born as a nation resisting with our very lives on the line to exist against the most powerful empire in Europe at the time. We could've just said fuck it and kept living as cucks like the Canadians or Australians but we persevered until we got victory. Any limeys trying to save their country are respectable.

Big Baz getting his second course in.

Man just wants to eat his Greggs chicken bake, drink a pint, and watch some footy and not have to worry his grandkids are getting raped by Pakis or chopped up into halal meat
 

Saturday 6th​

  • (7AM) Darren Jones is officially Chancellor of the Duchy of Lancaster as well as Chief Secretary to the Prime Minister. Hugely symbolic role, essentially the PM's best mate and second-in-command. Besides the Prime Minister, most senior minister in the Cabinet Office.

Jones got an even bigger promotion in the news they tried to slip out last night. He's in the same role as Gove was now. Jones replaces Pat McFadden, that guy that looks like the turtle guy from Master of Disguise.

Here's his new responsibilities:
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Fucking hell, imagine if a brand new (probably Pfizer) pandemic hit tomorrow. Our liberties would disappear faster than a junkie runs from the Tesco booze aisle.

I think if your nation is besieged you should fight with everything you have to preserve it.
If we upped and left the moment things got bad, we're no better than the men staying in these migrant hotels.
 
Not sure if someone mentioned it last night, but the new minister in charge of the asylum hotels and immigrations crisis we're seeing is Shabana Mahmood MP. Of course, MP for Birmingham Ladywood.

I feel like it's pretty fucking important following on from the Gaza announcement that Cooper made last week to note this image:
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Not only is she a native Pakistani, she also very recently abstained/was absent on a vote to proscribe Palestine Action as a terrorist organisation. Here's her entire voting record if you want a peek at the lady who is now charged with defending this country's borders. Yvette Cooper was awful but at least she wasn't literally one of them.

Starmer really really does not give a shit about this issue, does he? He's not even trying to assuage the anger out there around immigration and appointing this literal Pakistani woman to the role will not cool things down.
 
All non whites have their differences, at best, or aberrations at worst, but you cannot persuade me in any way that Africans are anything other than absolutely bat shit insane.

Some are less bad than others, but they're all fucking awful. Apt I guess - all shit is brown.

If you genuinely believe that I'm a lefty your mind is so ideologically rotted that you're beyond help. I made an entirely politically neutral commentary on the consequences of jumping to conclusions without sufficient information, that is all. I made no assertions about what happened and quite literally included a big IF at the start of my post.


You don't know if this is true. All I said was, let's wait for more information to come out, because if it turns out to be false, we'll all look dumb. No more, no less.
So a man and a woman have been arrested over that incident and the public locally asked "not to speculate".

How's your waiting for more information working out for you pal?
 
All non whites have their differences, at best, or aberrations at worst, but you cannot persuade me in any way that Africans are anything other than absolutely bat shit insane.

Some are less bad than others, but they're all fucking awful. Apt I guess - all shit is brown.
Nature>nurture.
A world where you hunt then rest vs a world where you plan and prepare for winter.
 
Nature>nurture.
A world where you hunt then rest vs a world where you plan and prepare for winter.
I've always thought, you know when you watch distance races, and you see the African athletes? Any racism aside, they can't half fucking move. It's kinda fascinating but it's cos their ancestors hunted not by stealth nor skill, but by tracking an animal (which I'll admit, is a skill on its own right) and going after it til it drops dead and they catch up with it.

They're absolutely perfectly suited to their native environment and until they go and evolve some more, that's where they should stay
 
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I've always thought, you know when you watch distance races, and you see the African athletes? Any racism aside, they can't half fucking move. It's kinda fascinating but it's cos their ancestors hunted not by stealth nor skill, but by tracking an animal (which I'll admit, is a skill on its own right) and going after it til it drops dead and they catch up with it.

They're absolutely perfectly suited to their native environment and until they go and evolve some more, that's where the should stay
I knew a runner who could identify which side of Africa one was from by the runners style. I forget the details but one side is more adapted to distances and the other climbing and sprinting. However there is only 1 breed of human….
 
I knew a runner who could identify which side of Africa one was from by the runners style. I forget the details but one side is more adapted to distances and the other climbing and sprinting. However there is only 1 breed of human….
Thats kind of amazing, was it down to gait or cadence or just overall technique?
 
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It looks like r tommeh is putting together the very, very best for his marching powder fundraising event protest march on the 13th.

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I don't know about you, but I can't wait!
 
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