UK British News Megathread - aka CWCissey's news thread

BrightonAndHoveAlbion · Aug 31, 2025

teriyakiburns said:
The domain will most likely have a company address rather than his home address, if he's the seasoned developer you believe he is.

If you could find the company and it belongs to him, Companies House will doxx in no time.

Crunkle · Aug 31, 2025

BrightonAndHoveAlbion said:
Rendall & Wittner don't manage any blocks in South Gloucestershire (which is basically North Bristol suburbs and countryside) but they manage two blocks within Bristol. These are Capricorn Place and the Wapping Wharf development. I know for a fact (and no I do not live there) that Capricorn Place does not have this poster but since it states a 'Met' police op, I would assume it is only shown in London. That said, the address in the bottom left will simply be for the Estate Manager which is this guy: https://uk.linkedin.com/in/gi-santagada where it is stated he manages the Woodberry Down estate: https://www.berkeleygroup.co.uk/developments/london/finsbury-park/woodberry-down which is luxury apartments built on the site of old social housing.

R&R are an estate management company, they simply are responsible for the ongoing maintenance and management of the whole block.

If there were zero results in image searches you did, I think we might have gotten a partial phonebook and can relatively safely assume the man who runs the nicksimulator.com site lives in London.

That photo is really specific and if he lifted it from somewhere else, I imagine that the photo would have gone onto social media first and been shared around.

teriyakiburns said:
The domain will most likely have a company address rather than his home address, if he's the seasoned developer you believe he is.

He's redacted the registration information for most things besides South Gloucestershire.

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            },
            "administrativeContact": "Trimmed in the demo",
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Lots of interesting stuff in there, but the site was registered on 8th August. ICANN usually aren't that strict so you can get away with not specifying contact details on a .com domain for a month or two. He might have also paid Cloudflare money to handle all of that for him and just keep it all private so it'll never be on there besides Cloudflare's info.

@BrightonAndHoveAlbion If we had a first name, it'd narrow it down quite a bit as you can filter by names and areas of the country where a company is registered.

Muad'Dick · Aug 31, 2025

Crunkle said:
Thanks for the reminder, I've been led down a path of a guy obsessed with Labubu dolls, AI images and a potential partial phonebook.

I'm not a betting man, but this all stinks of Bovril-G

Made In Wales · Aug 31, 2025

Some final bits of news:

Incompetent Cops Part Infinity and 12:

https://www.gbnews.com/news/ex-scotland-yard-detective-blasts-record-number-police-officers-desk-duties-full-pay

https://archive.ph/wip/QgKDw

Pro-Palestine morons at it again:

https://www.gbnews.com/news/pro-palestine-protest-bbc-proms

https://archive.ph/wip/T8FBW

Trump and Farage to dine together at Windsor Castle?

https://www.gbnews.com/royal/king-charles-nigel-farage-donald-trump-banquet

https://archive.ph/wip/Xo8rE

JosephStalin · Aug 31, 2025

Otterly said:
I think that was different in a few ways. It affected us, but it didn’t affect the general public directly (unless you were armed forces.) It was an overseas war that was deeply unpopular, but it wasnt a domestic issue.
This IS a domestic issue. It’s a lot closer than Iraq. It affects us all. People feel like this is hitting them directly, and it is.
I wonder how long the police can deal physically with the protests? You must feel knackered after a day of that, and weeks and weeks on end, it’ll take its toll.

The police are used to dealing with a largely docile, law-abiding populace. This is why they spend so much time on thoughtcrimes and not much time on regular crimes.

Believe the ongoing turmoil in general is causing a sea change in the average British person's mindset. They see the disproportionate, oppressive measures launched against thoughtcrimes and people defending themselves, while 'immigrants', 'migrants', and 'asylum-seekers' commit all sorts of atrocities that are rarely even investigated by the police, let alone punished by the justice system.

In my opinion, the British people have always stood for fair play. They set the example for many years. But now as a people the British are seeing fair play is no longer in operation, been taken away by their alleged betters in Whitehall and 10 Downing Street. They have seen peaceful protests harshly oppressed.

Believe at this rate it is only a matter of time, barring something radical happening in Whitehall and 10 Downing Street, where the protests will get violent and widespread, beyond the police's ability to stop them. The British military, far too small, too overstressed, and with far too few actual trigger-pullers will be of little help.

Here's something re British military strength. For the life of me, no idea how Britain has 924,000 in their reserve forces, don't believe it is correct.

https://www.globalfirepower.com/country-military-strength-detail.php?country_id=united-kingdom

Believe it's been said when you make peaceful protest impossible you make violent revolution inevitable. We may well be getting there in the UK.

There will always be an England, but it may be much different than many in Whitehall and 10 Downing Street might think. May end up as a republic with a written Constitution.

These are my opinions. If I am wrong please show me where and I'll cop to reality.

teriyakiburns · Aug 31, 2025

Crunkle said:
He's redacted the registration information for most things besides South Gloucestershire.

That's a GDPR requirement, as a matter of fact. Registrars will only supply the full whois if you have a valid legal reason to request it, which sadly doesn't include phonebooking.

Gregis · Aug 31, 2025

Crunkle said:
Address in the bottom left is:

I believe what's going on here is that's a notice put up by management of the building in a common area, and that is the address of said management. Since that address is an apartment, I'd assume that means Giuseppe is just residing in the building he manages, implying Nick lives in that building, but I suppose it's not impossible he could manage multiple properties from that address. In any case, I think this means the only apartment Nick definitely doesn't live in is A.

Russian Bot #5361 · Aug 31, 2025

Crunkle said:
If someone can help me with a reverse image search other than TinEye, I'd appreciate it. The full photo is in the spoiler.

Easier method might be to pull up the Land Registry documents on the building and cross reference names with online profiles. If he owns the building or a leasehold in it, it will be on the land registry documentation (you will have to pay though). If he rents, you've wasted money and are SOL.

Crunkle · Aug 31, 2025

Russian Bot #5361 said:
Easier method might be to pull up the Land Registry documents on the building and cross reference names with online profiles. If he owns the building or a leasehold in it, it will be on the land registry documentation (you will have to pay though). If he rents, you've wasted money and are SOL.

Yeah, honestly, he seems like an alright bloke, whoever he is. The Progress part was fascinating to me, especially with how well-written and apparently connected it presented itself.

What is Progress?
Progress is a group of brilliant engineers, founders of data and AI companies, megaproject managers, network builders, grassroots organisers, NHS professionals, astrophysicists, world-class educators, inventors, polling and focus grouping experts, and more.
We’re united by a sense of profound anguish at the increasingly desperate state of the UK, and by our shared understanding that there is no one coming to save us, so that our only option is to save the country ourselves. We have spent 2025 building the tooling, technology, logistical apparatus, policy, talent and personnel required to win a general election. Whatever your background, prior political affiliations, experience profile, or age, we need your help to make this happen.

It's more than likely just a bloke who is very angry he's living in a shithole and is paying £2k per month for the privilege, so he's built this fantastical alternate timeline where he's the next Farage. I don't reckon he's a wrong'un or a gayop, just some fantasist. Interesting nonetheless. Little spark of the British eccentric shining through in him.

I wish him well, the site he's built is fantastic.

East_Clintwood · Aug 31, 2025

JosephStalin said:
For the life of me, no idea how Britain has 924,000 in their reserve forces, don't believe it is correct.

There's no chance that number is even remotely correct. We have two kinds of reserves in the UK, the Army Reserve (formerly the Territorial Army) and it's other service equivalents are a volunteer part time force not entirely dissimilar to the US National Guard. Then we have the Regular Reserves, which are made up of people who previously served in the armed forces, who are subject to potential recall for a set period after their discharge.
Given the current Army Reserve (by far the largest of our reserve forces) is currently at ~30k, I doubt the combined total of all our reserve totals breaks 100k, let alone 900k.

Tall Man in a Small Car · Aug 31, 2025

Crunkle said:
we must do the needful. Gurkhas can stay though.

I've found the riot starter. Huge pinch of salt as it comes from Tommy Robinson himself:

View attachment 7850408

For reference, there are protests in Epping today and tomorrow with many women and children in attendance.

Local archive:
tweeload_hffj3gkv.mp4

This, along with the recent events of migrant security guards openly watching videos of beheadings (which I believe was to send a threat), just shows to me that these masses of fighting-age males are starting to get more confident in telling us what their intentions are here.

I always think of that alleged whistleblower who owns a hotel housing migrants describing what she found after a delivery one night, although I have no idea how true that one is.

Crunkle · Aug 31, 2025

Tall Man in a Small Car said:
This, along with the recent events of migrant security guards openly watching videos of beheadings (which I believe was to send a threat), just shows to me that these masses of fighting-age males are starting to get more confident in telling us what their intentions are here.

This is Who Britain is Protecting_ #ukpolice #ukcrime #asylumseeker #audit #britishcrime #sad.mp4

I always think of that alleged whistleblower who owns a hotel housing migrants describing what she found after a delivery one night, although I have no idea how true that one is.

Easily the foulest thing I've seen.

Not only is this a criminal, but he is a man in his 20s. He feels it is appropriate to stand there and threaten death on the very people who are keeping him fed, bathed and housed as he sends all money back home to the family he has abandoned. I hope he is sent back on the same dinghy he arrived on and I severely hope that dinghy develops a puncture precisely 1 millimeter outside of our waters. Best argument for contraception contained in that 17 second clip. Thank you for uploading it.

It is so easy to fedpost when you see shit like that, my fucking goodness. The gall.

Clem Fandango · Sep 1, 2025

Made In Wales said:
Epping residents vow to stop paying council tax bill after Court of Appeal overturns hotel closure:

https://www.gbnews.com/news/epping-...-bill-court-of-appeal-overturns-hotel-closure

Uhhh, based? This feels like the kind of thing that really makes the govt shit themselves. Much more than some crowds of people that they can just send the fuzz to menace. What percentage need to stop paying before it causes real problems?

FedPostalService · Sep 1, 2025

Clem Fandango said:
Uhhh, based? This feels like the kind of thing that really makes the govt shit themselves. Much more than some crowds of people that they can just send the fuzz to menace. What percentage need to stop paying before it causes real problems?

Try and dodge a council tax bill.

Younger me would try and fuck with council tax and it’s the one bill you don’t mess around with. It’s not worth the grief. They come after you hard.

If you outright refuse to pay you’ll have bailiffs on your back within 30 days,

For small amounts even HMRC wouldn’t bother perusing you’re ending up in front of a magistrate.

It sounds like a good idea but if you outright refuse to pay they will bankrupt you. No one with half a brain will want to lose their house over this. Even the most Essex brained child isn’t that retarded.

BongoMongo · Sep 1, 2025

The vandalized Chinese takeaway smacks of a false flag. People - even the hardened racists I know- don't have issue with them. Or if they do, it's counterbalanced with "they don't cause shit. They don't rape our kids. They're not the mot pressing concern we have".

I'm willing to bet it's fake. Not saying it didn't happen,and tbh I feel a bit sad for the owner. But I don't think it was anyone who is protesting about the boat vermin.

Morethanabitfoolish · Sep 1, 2025

BongoMongo said:
The vandalized Chinese takeaway smacks of a false flag. People - even the hardened racists I know- don't have issue with them. Or if they do, it's counterbalanced with "they don't cause shit. They don't rape our kids. They're not the mot pressing concern we have".

I'm willing to bet it's fake. Not saying it didn't happen,and tbh I feel a bit sad for the owner. But I don't think it was anyone who is protesting about the boat vermin.

I think it's real, the plain white boards would have been too tempting,

What is fake is the context the owner is trying to depict it, as though the windows were painted rather than something else.

The Gene Genie · Sep 1, 2025

JosephStalin said:
May end up as a republic with a written Constitution.

The Windsors must go, and with them all of the rotten edifices of the old regime. The House of Saxe-Coburg-Gotha abandoned all pretense to their patrimony with Elizabeth's weak-willed and (if the various journalist rags are to be believed) complicit rule, and Charles has done nothing except bend over backwards to placate and defend the invaders.

teriyakiburns · Sep 1, 2025

FedPostalService said:
Younger me would try and fuck with council tax and it’s the one bill you don’t mess around with. It’s not worth the grief. They come after you hard.

This may or may not be a PL, but a few years back (more years than I like to believe) I had a bit of a blarney with my local council about some inconsequential thing and may have mentioned that I resented my taxes going towards stupid shit while my bins weren't being emptied properly. No hint that I was going to withhold or refuse to pay, just anger about what it was being used for. Next council tax bill that came through, they'd swapped the names around so my wife was first. First name on the bill is the one prosecuted for failure to pay. A very subtle, yet very obvious message.

FedPostalService · Sep 1, 2025

teriyakiburns said:
This may or may not be a PL, but a few years back (more years than I like to believe) I had a bit of a blarney with my local council about some inconsequential thing and may have mentioned that I resented my taxes going towards stupid shit while my bins weren't being emptied properly. No hint that I was going to withhold or refuse to pay, just anger about what it was being used for. Next council tax bill that came through, they'd swapped the names around so my wife was first. First name on the bill is the one prosecuted for failure to pay. A very subtle, yet very obvious message.

The council are absolute gangsters. They know if you’ve got something to lose they’ve got you over a barrel.

Made In Wales · Sep 1, 2025

Some morning news:

Israel planning to jail Greta Thunberg in 'terrorist-level conditions' as she sails for Gaza AGAIN:

https://www.gbnews.com/news/world/greta-thunberg-israel-terrorist-gaza-palestine-flotilla

https://archive.ph/wip/1NlQB

France's small boat-slashing tactics could be scuppered with French Government on brink of collapse:

https://www.gbnews.com/news/world/migrant-crisis-france-small-boat-government-collapse

https://archive.ph/QIyB2

Asylum seekers handed 'new £300k townhouses with en-suites' as locals fume after being 'kept in the dark':

https://www.gbnews.com/news/asylum-seekers-new-suffolk-townhouses-migrant-crisis-britain

https://archive.ph/D6RE0

EXPOSED: Caerphilly Council accused of 'cover-up' after splurging £800k of taxpayers' money on 'gagging orders' (Paywall):

https://www.gbnews.com/news/taxpayer-waste-wales-caerphilly-council-nda

https://archive.ph/3qmSN

Council HALTS hoteliers' bid to silence much-loved 150-year-old town clock:

https://www.gbnews.com/news/council-row-welsh-councillors-halt-hoteliers-bid-silence

https://archive.ph/wip/Ewi3T

British woman, 34, stabbed to death in tourist hotspot in twisted 'love triangle killing':

https://www.gbnews.com/news/british-woman-jessica-cariad-hopkins-stabbed-death-cambodia

https://archive.ph/LiKFv

Neighbour row breaks out over HARRY POTTER after homes turned into TV set 'without residents' permission':

https://www.gbnews.com/news/neighbour-row-harry-potter-homes-tv-set-without-residents-permission

https://archive.ph/wip/gmQxd

Jon Venables 'could walk free in months' as James Bulger's killer faces imminent parole hearing:

https://www.gbnews.com/news/jon-venables-free-parole-hearing-james-bulger-killer

https://archive.ph/wip/w3qIj

Pembrokeshire Council row erupts as traveller horse fair gets go-ahead despite not receiving permission:

https://www.gbnews.com/news/council-row-wales-pembroke-horse-fair

https://archive.ph/wip/1Bk6M

BBC under fire for failing to disclose drug company payments to doctors in weight-loss jab debate:

https://www.gbnews.com/news/bbc-drug-company-pamynets-weight-loss-debate

https://archive.ph/wip/CHWDL

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Made In Wales

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Vozhd

teriyakiburns

If anyone tried stealing my pot, I'd wrestle them.

Gregis

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Russian Bot #5361

Шойгу, Герасимов, где сука боеприпасы?

Crunkle

East_Clintwood

Tall Man in a Small Car

Crunkle

Clem Fandango

Can you hear me?

FedPostalService

Null yearns for Big Bulgarian Cock

BongoMongo

Morethanabitfoolish

Sick of politics, time to join the anime posters.

The Gene Genie

You're surrounded by armed bastards!

teriyakiburns

If anyone tried stealing my pot, I'd wrestle them.

FedPostalService

Null yearns for Big Bulgarian Cock

Made In Wales