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https://news.sky.com/story/row-over-new-greggs-vegan-sausage-rolls-heats-up-11597679 (https://archive.ph/5Ba6o)

A heated row has broken out over a move by Britain's largest bakery chain to launch a vegan sausage roll.

The pastry, which is filled with a meat substitute and encased in 96 pastry layers, is available in 950 Greggs stores across the country.

It was promised after 20,000 people signed a petition calling for the snack to be launched to accommodate plant-based diet eaters.


But the vegan sausage roll's launch has been greeted by a mixed reaction: Some consumers welcomed it, while others voiced their objections.

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Cook and food poverty campaigner Jack Monroe declared she was "frantically googling to see what time my nearest opens tomorrow morning because I will be outside".

While TV writer Brydie Lee-Kennedy called herself "very pro the Greggs vegan sausage roll because anything that wrenches veganism back from the 'clean eating' wellness folk is a good thing".

One Twitter user wrote that finding vegan sausage rolls missing from a store in Corby had "ruined my morning".

Another said: "My son is allergic to dairy products which means I can't really go to Greggs when he's with me. Now I can. Thank you vegans."

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The hype got me like #Greggs #Veganuary

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TV presenter Piers Morgan led the charge of those outraged by the new roll.

"Nobody was waiting for a vegan bloody sausage, you PC-ravaged clowns," he wrote on Twitter.

Mr Morgan later complained at receiving "howling abuse from vegans", adding: "I get it, you're all hangry. I would be too if I only ate plants and gruel."

Another Twitter user said: "I really struggle to believe that 20,000 vegans are that desperate to eat in a Greggs."

"You don't paint a mustach (sic) on the Mona Lisa and you don't mess with the perfect sausage roll," one quipped.

Journalist Nooruddean Choudry suggested Greggs introduce a halal steak bake to "crank the fume levels right up to 11".

The bakery chain told concerned customers that "change is good" and that there would "always be a classic sausage roll".

It comes on the same day McDonald's launched its first vegetarian "Happy Meal", designed for children.

The new dish comes with a "veggie wrap", instead of the usual chicken or beef option.

It should be noted that Piers Morgan and Greggs share the same PR firm, so I'm thinking this is some serious faux outrage and South Park KKK gambiting here.

 

[Judge Holden]

Oh well that's ok then, I'll wait for the press to tell me what to think, it's not like they spent the last 30 years covering up the rape and torture of young girls from council estates by foreigners. I'm sure they will fairly report on this instance of harassment of young girls from council estates by foreigners.

So....you think the Daily Mail/GBnews/Express/Telegraph will cover it up if she was actually being victimised?

48 hour rule is a good one in general, but I'm inclined to believe the girls were defending themselves against an aggressive foreign man, even so. The pattern is exactly the same as before, except it's more immediately visible.

I mean it aint exactly time sensitive unless you plan on jailbreaking her in the next few hours. There are a host of parties like the ones I mentioned above with their own interests in kicking shit loose for clicks/cawntent so I don't see the issue in letting them do the diggy work and then going from there when there is something more tangible to work with

 

[WelfareNiggerQueen]

Journos ask what about kids born here and he dodges it. Should say send them all back too.

Woof. That's a good one. Anchor babies are a major threat.
>Ohhh they're just children. Just think about them.
Niglets grow into niggers and since they're anchor babies the nigger parents get to stay.

 

[Kofi Drinka]

Woof. That's a good one. Anchor babies are a major threat.
>Ohhh they're just children. Just think about them.
Niglets grow into niggers and since they're anchor babies the nigger parents get to stay.

The solution is easy.

"Children need their parents so they must go with their parents."

 

[teriyakiburns]

Niglets grow into niggers and since they're anchor babies the nigger parents get to stay.

UK doesn't actually have birthright citizenship; you're only a citizen if one of your parents is a citizen, otherwise you have to apply for citizenship at the age of... 18, I think. Or possibly sixteen. The result is there's no such thing as an "anchor baby" here, though they're currently using the whole "right to family" thing as an end-run around it. Doesn't grant them citizenship though, so they can legally be removed once someone with balls gets into power.

 

[Morethanabitfoolish]

Who hasn't been bitten by a Scottish woman and called names? That's how they act to any foreigners.

I have only crude sexual anecdotes to provide in response to this. Being English I suppose I technically count as foreign.

 

[EddyRooney]

UK doesn't actually have birthright citizenship; you're only a citizen if one of your parents is a citizen, otherwise you have to apply for citizenship at the age of... 18, I think. Or possibly sixteen. The result is there's no such thing as an "anchor baby" here, though they're currently using the whole "right to family" thing as an end-run around it. Doesn't grant them citizenship though, so they can legally be removed once someone with balls gets into power.

A rat can be born in a stable, doesn't make it a horse.

 

[Kofi Drinka]

I have only crude sexual anecdotes to provide in response to this. Being English I suppose I technically count as foreign.

Scottish women love English men. It's why Scottish men hate us so much.

A rat can be born in a stable, doesn't make it a horse.

That's a bad version of that saying. Rats are often born in stables naturally. A hamster in a fish bowl not being a fish sounds better.

 

[Mister Fister]

So, is the UK going to survive or are we getting England, Wales and Scotland as separate countries once the poos get flushed?

 

[Convallaria majalis]

Regarding the girl in Lochee, she has obviously been victimised before either by this brownoid or others. Most girls her age would awkwardly smile or ignore a strange foreign man speaking to them. He keeps approaching the girls and they keep retreating, and only when he continues advancing on her does she take the knife and the axe out from behind her back. There's no reason for a grown man to be around these children.

Found these when I searched "Lochee" on Facebook (from a page called Rebreak Scotland):








One thing I found interesting is this man who is commenting incessantly on every post related to this situation. He is also repeatedly posting images of the young girl in the video.






Genuinely wouldn't have paid any attention to this chap if he had just commented one time. Apparently he's Bulgarian. I don't know if he is connected but it is odd behaviour.

 

[Made In Wales]

Who fancies a funny story for a change?

Not sure if I can use a YT video as 'source material' but here's 'Content Creator' Ellis Jay Platten (AwayDays on YT) and a bonkers video - he's being sued by the former owner of Yeovil Town FC:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-V42o5aYA_g&ab_channel=AwayDays

Can't stand Ellis personally, but when an idiot threatens to sue over 'hurty words' then even I have to (sadly) back him.

Oh, and an important lesson to learn from this video: Never throw a wet sponge at a high speed freight train!

Tried to archive the link but couldn't, sorry.

 

[Kofi Drinka]

Regarding the girl in Lochee, she has obviously been victimised before either by this brownoid or others. Most girls her age would awkwardly smile or ignore a strange foreign man speaking to them. He keeps approaching the girls and they keep retreating, and only when he continues advancing on her does she take the knife and the axe out from behind her back. There's no reason for a grown man to be around these children.

Found these when I searched "Lochee" on Facebook (from a page called Rebreak Scotland):

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Genuinely wouldn't have paid any attention to this chap if he had just commented one time. Apparently he's Bulgarian. I don't know if he is connected but it is odd behaviour.

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This absolutely stinks of groomers trying to find new victims. Girls don't carry axes around in public for no reason do they? How many Scottish kids do you see carrying weapons openly? And the groomers know how to exploit the law to get the kids punished for fighting back

 

[Muad'Dick]

Found these when I searched "Lochee" on Facebook (from a page called Rebreak Scotland):

Good find. Got 'em.

The charging stations in the background of that picture...



Are the ones referenced in the Reddit post...



Which are these...





Which between that Facebook post, the Reddit post and the video/s has everything lining up nicely.

The age old tale of browns accosting young White kids.

 

[Eddie Riggs]

Boudica was cool.

 

[SIMIΔN]

Regarding the girl in Lochee, she has obviously been victimised before either by this brownoid or others. Most girls her age would awkwardly smile or ignore a strange foreign man speaking to them.

he possibility that a migrant rapist happened upon a teenage girl carrying a knife and hatchet while attempting his next rape and then filmed it and thus proof of his guilt to post on facebook knowing the globohomo police would arrest said teenage girl seems to be significantly lower likely than this being another instance of a batshit feral teenager chimping out in public while waving around some kind of weapon and the focus of said chimpout filming them to both have something to show the police and also cover their own ass.

You're right. He was probably not gonna abduct her with his wife there, but she or her sister have definitely had unwanted attention before.

I especially like the one going, "what if black and brown children did this." They already are, hence knife crime statistics.

AfroCaribbean youths carry knives to protect themselves from other AfroCarribean youths. It's not to protect against rapey outsiders.

You're the tard here. It's very simple. He is not white. He does not belong here. Any thing done to him is fair game until he leaves this place and never returns.

That's insane, would you do that to me if I was still in the UK?
But I understand the girl's defensiveness, it's easy for me to preach tolerance, but I'm not a young girl being harassed by the same visual demographic who have hurt many people like her in a country where the police offer no protection.

 

[Tony Martin's Force Ghost]

Scottish kids carrying around weapons is not unusual, especially around Glasgow. I remember a Scottish kid in my class growing up, skinny as a rake but a real hard bastard. They're just built different.

 

[Mister Fister]

Notice that these incidents are happening faster and faster?

 

[BongoMongo]

Notice that these incidents are happening faster and faster?

Well, yes,because there are more and more and more niggers, pakis, rapeapes and sub 70IQ vermin here than ever before.

More nigger,more rapeapes, more rapes. It's extremely simple.

 

[Gregis]

That's a bad version of that saying. Rats are often born in stables naturally. A hamster in a fish bowl not being a fish sounds better.

I think you're missing the point. Pakis come to the UK and have kids, and those are born in Britain without being Britons. The saying gets that across fine.

 

[verissimus]

Notice that these incidents are happening faster and faster?

Or they're just being reported more and more.

 

[FedPostalService]

You think that this absolves you stalker child? Because you don't spend every hour (you do stalker)? No, the moment you joined the harassment terrorist campaign against an innocent man, was the moment you signed your own prison sentence. The knock on the door is coming stalker, and you, you will be the first in prison for your attacks.

Your life is already over. Enjoy prison.

So this happened earlier this year...

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Between her and this young girl, it seems to me that Scot chicks are leading the charge.

I would say I can fix her but she doesn’t need fixing.

UK doesn't actually have birthright citizenship; you're only a citizen if one of your parents is a citizen, otherwise you have to apply for citizenship at the age of... 18, I think. Or possibly sixteen. The result is there's no such thing as an "anchor baby" here, though they're currently using the whole "right to family" thing as an end-run around it. Doesn't grant them citizenship though, so they can legally be removed once someone with balls gets into power.

They’re giving leave to remain to anyone who successfully hangs around for three years. We’ve got a growing class of not quite citizens of a weird legal status who we really need to tell to go home.

Scottish kids carrying around weapons is not unusual, especially around Glasgow. I remember a Scottish kid in my class growing up, skinny as a rake but a real hard bastard. They're just built different.

Please stop posting fan fiction.