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https://news.sky.com/story/row-over-new-greggs-vegan-sausage-rolls-heats-up-11597679 (https://archive.ph/5Ba6o)

A heated row has broken out over a move by Britain's largest bakery chain to launch a vegan sausage roll.

The pastry, which is filled with a meat substitute and encased in 96 pastry layers, is available in 950 Greggs stores across the country.

It was promised after 20,000 people signed a petition calling for the snack to be launched to accommodate plant-based diet eaters.


But the vegan sausage roll's launch has been greeted by a mixed reaction: Some consumers welcomed it, while others voiced their objections.

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Cook and food poverty campaigner Jack Monroe declared she was "frantically googling to see what time my nearest opens tomorrow morning because I will be outside".

While TV writer Brydie Lee-Kennedy called herself "very pro the Greggs vegan sausage roll because anything that wrenches veganism back from the 'clean eating' wellness folk is a good thing".

One Twitter user wrote that finding vegan sausage rolls missing from a store in Corby had "ruined my morning".

Another said: "My son is allergic to dairy products which means I can't really go to Greggs when he's with me. Now I can. Thank you vegans."

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TV presenter Piers Morgan led the charge of those outraged by the new roll.

"Nobody was waiting for a vegan bloody sausage, you PC-ravaged clowns," he wrote on Twitter.

Mr Morgan later complained at receiving "howling abuse from vegans", adding: "I get it, you're all hangry. I would be too if I only ate plants and gruel."

Another Twitter user said: "I really struggle to believe that 20,000 vegans are that desperate to eat in a Greggs."

"You don't paint a mustach (sic) on the Mona Lisa and you don't mess with the perfect sausage roll," one quipped.

Journalist Nooruddean Choudry suggested Greggs introduce a halal steak bake to "crank the fume levels right up to 11".

The bakery chain told concerned customers that "change is good" and that there would "always be a classic sausage roll".

It comes on the same day McDonald's launched its first vegetarian "Happy Meal", designed for children.

The new dish comes with a "veggie wrap", instead of the usual chicken or beef option.
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It should be noted that Piers Morgan and Greggs share the same PR firm, so I'm thinking this is some serious faux outrage and South Park KKK gambiting here.
 
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Eddie Riggs said:
For example, I saw a couple "tricking muzzies into eating pork" vids the other day, their expressions were priceless once the jig was revelaed to them :story:
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Doesn't work so well on north africans. They call it "white beef" and wash it down with something that definitely isn't beer, but just happens to be called heineken. Brewed to 4%? Oh that's the bubble amount! No alcohol effendi!
 
Very late and Homer Simpson with the news, but here we go:


Politics LIVE: Taliban 'ready and willing' to work with Nigel Farage on Reform UK’s deportation plan:




Nigel Farage warned he will face internal leaks and sabotage '10 times worse' than Boris Johnson did:




Trump just exposed Starmer's catastrophic leadership with one stroke of a pen. The game is up - Lee Cohen:




New Palestine direct action group (Palestinian Martyrs For Justice) breaks into UK weapons factory as protesters tie themselves onto roof:




Poundland SAVED from administration days before retailer was due to run out of money:




Giant rat numbers expected to surge as Britons warned about upcoming 'horrendous' winter:




Angela Rayner's new £800k flat will make a nice retirement home when she loses her £159k salary to Reform - Kelvin MacKenzie:




Jeff Stelling escalates row with football club owner as Sky Sports legend takes social media action:




‘Destroying themselves!’ Donald Trump in extraordinary swipe at Ed Miliband’s green agenda as he warns Britain is set for ‘rude awakening’:




Whilst I'm aware that some stories feature Donald Trump, I've included them as they relate to British/UK matters as well.

Also please be aware that most of these news items are paywalled.
 
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BongoMongo said:
Tbh as repellant as Islam is, the thought of the Leftard troon handmaidens faces when the penny drops is kinda appealing to me. I'd love to see one caught in that scenario.
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If you’d read Solzhenitsyn you’d know the penny usually never drops for them and they’ll be wandering around the gulag saying “there’s been a mistake! If Comrade Corbyn knew he’d fix this mistake!”
 
FedPostalService said:
If you’d read Solzhenitsyn you’d know the penny usually never drops for them and they’ll be wandering around the gulag saying “there’s been a mistake! If Comrade Corbyn knew he’d fix this mistake!”
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And if you read Solzhenitsyn's 200 years together, you'd discover the truth behind why such an event like this occurred.

Neat, huh?
 
Made In Wales said:
Taliban 'ready and willing' to work with Nigel Farage on Reform UK’s deportation plan:
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Imagine you’re a time traveller and you’ve gone back to the year 1999 with ten randomly selected newspaper headlines and asked people to rank them 1-10 in terms of likelihood.
this wouldn’t be top, would it?
 
Wuornos said:
I can only think of the Homeland party, but I fear they'll fail just as the BNP failed for the same reasons the BNP failed.
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Muad'Dick said:
Well, Leaky Kenny is involved, so you're not off to a flying start.

Never give any organisation your personal details if Kenny Smith is involved.
Never give any organisation your personal details if Kenny Smith is involved.
Never give any organisation your personal details if Kenny Smith is involved.

Once more for the people at the back...

Never give any organisation your personal details if Kenny Smith is involved.
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Kenny went to Oslo to speak at some "remigration" conference and spent most of his allotted time whinging about Steve Laws and the other splitters who left when Kenny's black-cock-loving Ulster femboy got exposed.
 
The Gene Genie said:
Kenny went to Oslo to speak at some "remigration" conference and spent most of his allotted time whinging about Steve Laws and the other splitters who left when Kenny's black-cock-loving Ulster femboy got exposed.
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I'd like to think that theres an alternate universe out there somewhere that after the BNP debacle Kenny was laughed out of even the most fringe of politics and he was left to scream into the void somewhere.
 
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Aight so I'm taking a quick break from shitting up the jeet thread after noticing many of the jeet swarms on xitter become fixated on whacking off over this to drop a bucket of likely downdooted opinions here.

The possibility that a migrant rapist happened upon a teenage girl carrying a knife and hatchet while attempting his next rape and then filmed it and thus proof of his guilt to post on facebook knowing the globohomo police would arrest said teenage girl seems to be significantly lower likely than this being another instance of a batshit feral teenager chimping out in public while waving around some kind of weapon and the focus of said chimpout filming them to both have something to show the police and also cover their own ass.

It could well eventually be shown to be some variant or permutation of the former but I think it would be prudent to temper expectations and let this sit until a follow-up emerges before engaging in any kind of rage masturbation like the aforementioned e-jeets lest it come out this kid has a record for this kind of shit and that this whole thing has handed the left a talking point to crow over for the next ten years.
 
Judge Holden said:
Aight so I'm taking a quick break from shitting up the jeet thread after noticing many of the jeet swarms on xitter become fixated on whacking off over this to drop a bucket of likely downdooted opinions here.

The possibility that a migrant rapist happened upon a teenage girl carrying a knife and hatchet while attempting his next rape and then filmed it and thus proof of his guilt to post on facebook knowing the globohomo police would arrest said teenage girl seems to be significantly lower likely than this being another instance of a batshit feral teenager chimping out in public while waving around some kind of weapon and the focus of said chimpout filming them to both have something to show the police and also cover their own ass.

It could well eventually be shown to be some variant or permutation of the former but I think it would be prudent to temper expectations and let this sit until a follow-up emerges before engaging in any kind of rage masturbation like the aforementioned e-jeets lest it come out this kid has a record for this kind of shit and that this whole thing has handed the left a talking point to crow over for the next ten years.
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Shut up faggot. If a girl wants to raise an axe to an invader in her home land she should have the damn right to and be praised for it. Go suck off more paki cock.
 
Judge Holden said:
The possibility that a migrant rapist happened upon a teenage girl carrying a knife and hatchet while attempting his next rape and then filmed it and thus proof of his guilt to post on facebook knowing the globohomo police would arrest said teenage girl seems to be significantly lower likely than this being another instance of a batshit feral teenager chimping out in public while waving around some kind of weapon and the focus of said chimpout filming them to both have something to show the police and also cover their own ass.
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It's a complicated one. My feelings about it are split into three camps

camp a) We have had multiple cases where the police have let a non-white populace rape and torture their way through a long list of children expressly because, "those filthy chavs were probably consenting" and "arresting non-white people is going to result in hassle."
camp b) I have seen multiple chav children commit crimes then whenever an adult tries to stop them/reclaim what was stolen scream "pedo" for the next hour because they know it usually lets them get away with it. Much like the average gypo crying discrimination when told to get off the roof or an inner city black bellowing, "I can't breath" after the police stop them mid-theft there is a definite awareness of what words if said may get them off the hook.
camp 3) every single fuck posting a video on social media is only posting the bits that fit their narrative. Much like the git who posted the one of that American woman calling a child a nigger did not show the theft that had occurred beforehand this one does not show the history before the posted bit.

In the current political and social climate I have very little reason to side with the person recording the child but I also know that there is a chance, decreasing by the day, that there is a possibility that the person recording might be the wronged party.
 
Kofi Drinka said:
Shut up faggot. If a girl wants to raise an axe to an invader in her home land she should have the damn right to and be praised for it. Go suck off more paki cock.
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Lets see...we got instant tard rage, screaming about invaders with a distinct lack of doing anything about said invasion beyond seething on kiwifarms, and furiously yet eagerly envisioning interracial homosexuality. All in response to someone saying "maybe hang on five minutes to verify and make sure you don't embarrass yourselves and the cause you claim you care about"

See this is what I am talking about. You get LARPers going feral enough to pass as rangeet dikpiss from Bihar the moment they think the narrative is under attack.

Morethanabitfoolish said:
It's a complicated one. My feelings about it are split into three camps

camp a) We have had multiple cases where the police have let a non-white populace rape and torture their way through a long list of children expressly because, "those filthy chavs were probably consenting" and "arresting non-white people is going to result in hassle."
camp b) I have seen multiple chav children commit crimes then whenever an adult tries to stop them/reclaim what was stolen scream "pedo" for the next hour because they know it usually lets them get away with it. Much like the average gypo crying discrimination when told to get off the roof or an inner city black bellowing, "I can't breath" after the police stop them mid-theft there is a definite awareness of what words if said may get them off the hook.
camp 3) every single fuck posting a video on social media is only posting the bits that fit their narrative. Much like the git who posted the one of that American woman calling a child a nigger did not show the theft that had occurred beforehand this one does not show the history before the posted bit.

In the current political and social climate I have very little reason to side with the person recording the child but I also know that there is a chance, decreasing by the day, that there is a possibility that the person recording might be the wronged party.
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Which is why "wait and see for what whatever DailyMail/GBnews journos kick loose when they arrive in Dundee" is prudent. Going off with whatever video snippet/unevidenced claim goes viral has backfired on the left more times than I can count when the full footage comes out or full context is revealed so there is no excuse falling into the same trap in currentyear
 
Judge Holden said:
Lets see...we got instant tard rage, screaming about invaders with a distinct lack of doing anything about said invasion beyond seething on kiwifarms, and furiously yet eagerly envisioning interracial homosexuality. All in response to someone saying "maybe hang on five minutes to verify and make sure you don't embarrass yourselves and the cause you claim you care about"
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You're the tard here. It's very simple. He is not white. He does not belong here. Any thing done to him is fair game until he leaves this place and never returns.

It's simple racial interest. The same way you brown people stick together and always want to defend your rapist and murderers.
 
I take it we have no Kiwi Bros in Dundee? Weird how little details there are in this heroine other than Based Patriot accounts doing the needful on Twitter posting information with no sources.
 
Judge Holden said:
Lets see...we got instant tard rage, screaming about invaders with a distinct lack of doing anything about said invasion beyond seething on kiwifarms, and furiously yet eagerly envisioning interracial homosexuality. All in response to someone saying "maybe hang on five minutes to verify and make sure you don't embarrass yourselves and the cause you claim you care about"

See this is what I am talking about. You get LARPers going feral enough to pass as rangeet dikpiss from Bihar the moment they think the narrative is under attack.
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Don’t care, black or brown flush it down.
 
>IMPLYING said:
Baltics having this idea that Western Europeans (UK included) wash their plates by dropping them in hot soapy water, picking them out, and then just leaving them as-is on the drying rack without rinsing them off or scraping away whatever bits of food are stuck to it.
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To be fair to the Balts that does describe how my dad "washes" the dishes.
Muad'Dick said:
Tell me you eat fish on Fridays without telling me you eat fish on Fridays.
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I eat two battered sausage, cone of chips and curry sauce on Fridays, as is my right as a true and honest Englishman.
 
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