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https://news.sky.com/story/row-over-new-greggs-vegan-sausage-rolls-heats-up-11597679 (https://archive.ph/5Ba6o)

A heated row has broken out over a move by Britain's largest bakery chain to launch a vegan sausage roll.

The pastry, which is filled with a meat substitute and encased in 96 pastry layers, is available in 950 Greggs stores across the country.

It was promised after 20,000 people signed a petition calling for the snack to be launched to accommodate plant-based diet eaters.


But the vegan sausage roll's launch has been greeted by a mixed reaction: Some consumers welcomed it, while others voiced their objections.

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Cook and food poverty campaigner Jack Monroe declared she was "frantically googling to see what time my nearest opens tomorrow morning because I will be outside".

While TV writer Brydie Lee-Kennedy called herself "very pro the Greggs vegan sausage roll because anything that wrenches veganism back from the 'clean eating' wellness folk is a good thing".

One Twitter user wrote that finding vegan sausage rolls missing from a store in Corby had "ruined my morning".

Another said: "My son is allergic to dairy products which means I can't really go to Greggs when he's with me. Now I can. Thank you vegans."

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TV presenter Piers Morgan led the charge of those outraged by the new roll.

"Nobody was waiting for a vegan bloody sausage, you PC-ravaged clowns," he wrote on Twitter.

Mr Morgan later complained at receiving "howling abuse from vegans", adding: "I get it, you're all hangry. I would be too if I only ate plants and gruel."

Another Twitter user said: "I really struggle to believe that 20,000 vegans are that desperate to eat in a Greggs."

"You don't paint a mustach (sic) on the Mona Lisa and you don't mess with the perfect sausage roll," one quipped.

Journalist Nooruddean Choudry suggested Greggs introduce a halal steak bake to "crank the fume levels right up to 11".

The bakery chain told concerned customers that "change is good" and that there would "always be a classic sausage roll".

It comes on the same day McDonald's launched its first vegetarian "Happy Meal", designed for children.

The new dish comes with a "veggie wrap", instead of the usual chicken or beef option.

It should be noted that Piers Morgan and Greggs share the same PR firm, so I'm thinking this is some serious faux outrage and South Park KKK gambiting here.
 
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Incredible discourse on this incident. The most the leftists can summon is some smug/snide remark about how this is "no different from Muslims arming themselves" and shouldn't we all be consistent and think that NO ONE should have knives? Ridiculousness on full display.
I’ve noticed that no one besides poofers(faggots) asks why Americans love firearms anymore.
 
Did some research into the 'we'll pay Afghanistan' thing.

On paper, it would be cheaper to do this than just take them in - and as a proviso we also would have to check for people who've been taken illegally from their countries and whom don't wish to be here.

If we axe the BBC and Green New Deal, some of that savings would pay for this alone without having to ramp taxes up, which is not what Reform UK want at all.

This would also not be a five year thing, it would last six to twelve months if that. Once we smash for good the people smuggling rings, and also use Donald to help take down the deep state funding this then all good.

I'm not that impressed but not totally deflated - plus there are minerals in Afghanistan which we need as well, therefore if part of a greater trade plan this MAY have some benefits exclusive of migrants.

Yep, that's the pragmatist in me speaking.

The one thing which will help Reform UK is speaking with those 'migrants' who don't want to be here and who have been taken here illegally. The ECHR would breach its own rules and would be rendered unable to act as a result if we said 'look, these people have been kidnapped by people traffickers and wish to return home completely voluntarily' - are Woke idiots going to demand that they stay? If so, congratulations Wokes you support kidnapping.

My hope is that the agreement is amended so that migrants get sent to Russia.
 
Incredible discourse on this incident. The most the leftists can summon is some smug/snide remark about how this is "no different from Muslims arming themselves" and shouldn't we all be consistent and think that NO ONE should have knives? Ridiculousness on full display.
Anyone who calls her low class and we shouldn’t support her gets spanked by moon rocks
 
I am going to sound like an absolute psychopath, but god help the mother fucker that broke into my other half's home. I am unable to do anything, as I am not a citizen, but after talking with a sheriff deputy, I found out it is somewhat waived.

I absolutely understand gun fever. Firing some shots and landing direct hits is some of the most europhic shit around.

What the fuck did the leftoids think would happen? Women would willingly be raped, no jack ass they will arm themselves. I say fair play to the lass.
 
At risk of sounding like I'm fedposting, you have to wonder how long it will take Big Bazza to resort to hanging more than just the St. George's Cross off of streetlamps.
Democracy combined with an actual sense of morality and empathy probably put the possibility of this into "unlikely".

Essentially so long as the possibility remains for all our concerns and issues to get ameliorated, it's unlikely to manifest in such things. It sounds pessimistic but relative to our neighbours it feels like outside of Eastern Europe the sentiment towards foreigners and immigrants is much more and openly resentful than it is in the likes of France and Germany. The fact people are angry enough that hanging flags up in defiance at the mere existence of these hotels and the people within them is a pretty good sign; the right-wing on French twitter actually express a degree of envy for us, To see Big Bazza manifest into Bad Bazza. Paki Basha, you'd probably need to see the other side initiate actual widespread violent sectarian conflict first, but riots from volatile protests are more probable than ever — Stand up to Racism's relative meekness means they might be for the Left-wing what Tommy Robinson and Farage are for the Right. They don't actually have a Lowe equivalent I think, unless you count Corbyn, but he doesn't use Twitter and I think any open reverence for the illegals won't be met too kindly, or maybe like his brother he doesn't like 'em but keeps that on the downlow considering the composition of his party.

The French-right are actually envious, apparently, and I wonder if the Germans, Dutch, etcetera, are the same. It lends credence to the idea I have that any disparaging from Americans with regards to our immigration reaction are, in fact, rooted in jealousy.
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Killing of Lola Daviet.
Police found duct tape and a box cutter in the apartment building's basement, and started a criminal investigation.[11] At 23:30, a homeless man reported the discovery of a body inside of a travel trunk, the body had been mutilated and tied up.[12]
On 17 October, 24-year-old Dahbia Benkired was indicted on charges of "murder of a minor under 15" and "rape with torture and acts of barbarism".[13][14] Born in Algiers, Benkired came to France legally in May 2016 on a student visa.[14][15] She had had no prior criminal record and was known to police as a victim of domestic violence in 2018.[16] She is currently being held in isolation at Fresnes Prison.[7]

Benkired had no job or home, and lived with an acquaintance in Val-de-Marne and her 26-year-old sister in the 19th arrondissement of Paris.[17][18] Her sister testified to investigators that Benkired had been making incoherent statements at night.[16] Lola's mother, the caretaker of the apartment where Benkired's sister lived, rejected Benkired's request for a pass to enter the apartment on her own.[19][20]

Benkired was not known to psychiatric services, and was declared mentally fit to be interviewed by police.[16] Benkired's lawyer, Alexandre Silva, denied that the murder was motivated by race.[21]
After the suspect was identified as having ignored an order to leave French territory, political figures of the right and far-right attacked the government of President Emmanuel Macron for the crime. In the National Assembly, Marine Le Pen of the National Rally (RN) attacked prime minister Élisabeth Borne, who responded by saying that the crime should be left to the police and judiciary. Éric Zemmour of Reconquête coined the term "Francocide" to describe the murder of a French person, for which he was criticised by Gérald Darmanin, the Minister of the Interior. Éric Pauget of The Republicans told the minister of justice Éric Dupond-Moretti that "Lola lost her life because you didn't expel this national".[7]

Macron met Lola's parents.[22] He condemned the murder as an act of "extreme evil"[23] and the Minister of the Interior was present at Lola's funeral.[24] The parents' attorney said they called on politicians to not exploit her photograph for political ends.[25] Her father died on 23 February 2024 in Fouquereuil at the age of 49.[26]
I never heard about this. I even chucked the name into the search bar and it also wasn't an article on the Farms either. Yeah if I were French I'd be pissed at the relative non-reaction to this murder, but I already felt that way about the teacher that got beheaded. Knowing how placid our population were at one point, I can't hold the French people wholly accountable for their lack of protest given many of them probably weren't even aware this had happened.
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Are the French not aware of the "Tv Loisonce" meme? But yeah, there's overlap, can't fault them for telly watchers not knowing what's going on.
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True, but this is also whataboutism.
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He then uses stats you can't get a hold of in France to assert his argument. The point he's making isn't wrong, but if we've been letting our girls get raped for 40 years, then for every year you don't react you get an additional year over us. 41, 42, 43...
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Blackpilled Frenchie, you hate to see it. I adamantly argued against such thinking in this thread and elsewhere, but he's on twitter and I don't know enough about France to rebuke him. Whenever you see Macron do some shit and think ill of the entire French, remember there's guys like this. These are the ones we're rivals with and share a mutual respect, people like Macron are a composite of the worst aspects of Liberalism and Globalism and have practically had the Frenchness squeezed out of them.
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There is a back and forth below with some guy trying to whitepill him so there's that. Also they beat everyone else as far as I'm aware with having a politician espouse openly pro-white rhetoric in the form of Zamour.
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Perhaps not wrong. Due to how little I know about German and French domestic situations, I got no clue whether our country might be the first to heat up its rhetoric like this because we're relatively worse off. I feel like I should be surprised if that's the case, but at the same time I'm not.
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No idea if this is true or not. I do see that Brits need a ceiling for rhetoric, but those who set said ceiling are forced to raise it due to chafing it against it, the resentment is just that high. The Conservatives initially set it, even when Farage was about, since their decline Farage would ordinarily be the one to do it but Lowe is another party who's helping significantly on that front. Remember, 8 months ago Farage said mass deportations weren't possible.
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Boomers being a problem.
Same as it ever was.
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It's crazy how alike our perceptions are. State enabling rapes by foreigners just echoes us.
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I'll stop with this. I think, like the UK, the French will eventually have enough by and large, but whether that reaction manifests before or after the 2028 election I'm not sure. Assuming the Right get in they might actually see a response. Hopefully they won't get a repeat of Italy... I hope we don't get a repeat of Italy.
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Hopefully they won't get a repeat of Italy... I hope we don't get a repeat of Italy.
Only a few months ago Farage was bleating about how there's nothing that can be done about the Pakis and the Muslims and what's got to happen is they've got to integrate into British values through some arcane magical ritual or something. He'll be worse than Meloni, which is why it's for the best that a General Election is some time away, because Farage needs to either be pushed aside or be forced via ratcheting public rhetoric to get more radical or else be tossed off the boat.
 
Most people love bacon. But Moslems disapprove of it. Therefore, Britons can be arrested for saying they like it:

Bacon is part of a traditional British breakfast. All things traditionally British are potentially offensive to Moslems and therefore subject to repression.
a few restaurants in my area have started adding bacon or sausage to just about everything on the menu
Burgers? We only do bacon burgers, no we cant make you one without it we dont do special orders
Chicken? Comes wrapped in bacon. Curry chips? comes with sausages in the sauce
Even a regular bag of chips has bacon bits sprinkled on it. Everything is nicer for us and it keeps a certain kind of people away.
Cant wait for the government to start handing out mandated menus next to prevent this.
 
JUST FUCKING SHOOT THEM!!!

They're not the sand land's problem then and certainly not Britain's. It feels like I am having a fucking stroke, you don't offer tea to someone who breaks in. You don't give them your wallet and say, "Take up shop upstairs." You brandish a weapon, TELL them to leave or follow through on execution.

I am so sick of all this polite bullshit; they're invaders by any other name. Since you love sucking Muslim cock so much, at least inherit their barbarism, but it's only raping minors we want isn't it, since most of the political elite are pedos.

You want some results, you have to be brutal. It's why American brutalism is quite successful. I am just sick of seeing them, frankly, and I am sick of hearing about women being raped.

edit - Looks like the retard is going to ban VPNs when "in case of emergency". Way to invigorate your security sector. You cannot tell me that this fuckwit is purposefully speedrunning our country into unrest to push Blair's ultimate goals.

Stiff upper lip is for when the weathers shit not when people are being raped in the middle of the city.
The Stiff upper lip wasn't meant to mean you repeatedly get slapped in the face and you take it. The stiff upper lip is another way of saying be a man and be stoic in the face of difficult situations. You don't blubber and cry, you have a stiff upper lip and forge on. You're not a child, don't act like one.

Farage is getting more extreme every week. The current Reform stance on immigration is a huge step in the right direction and it's going to keep getting more extreme as more flags are shown. Battle lines are being drawn like 2 opposing armies facing each other on a hill. It's a matter of if Reform steps up and prevents the blood shed or they do nothing and Bad Bazza goes Paki bashing.
 
The Stiff upper lip wasn't meant to mean you repeatedly get slapped in the face and you take it. The stiff upper lip is another way of saying be a man and be stoic in the face of difficult situations. You don't blubber and cry, you have a stiff upper lip and forge on. You're not a child, don't act like one.

Farage is getting more extreme every week. The current Reform stance on immigration is a huge step in the right direction and it's going to keep getting more extreme as more flags are shown. Battle lines are being drawn like 2 opposing armies facing each other on a hill. It's a matter of if Reform steps up and prevents the blood shed or they do nothing and Bad Bazza goes Paki bashing.
The browns are going to betray their liberal supporters.
 
There’s a very good chance she voted Labour, so 🤷
No. Nobody deserves to get violently raped like that - the previous posts suggest there was blood that needed cleaning up, this was an exceptionally violent incident. Some cleaner on her way to work? Some office drone junior needing an early start? I’ve had to walk to work early in my younger years and things were far safer. It’s just not right
Women should be able to walk around - Canary Wharf is a business district it’s supposed to be safe. The correct response is to hang the man responsible, (oh wait no more death penalty…) then deal with every single traitorous wretch who brought the rapist here. Every hotel owner, every NGO, every person who brings then and who profits off them should be publicly shamed and in an ideal world they’d be rotting in jail as enemies of the people.
I like this. Good lass and I hope she doesn’t get made an example of
never heard about this. I even chucked the name into the search bar and it also wasn't an article on the Farms either.
Reading the details it’s familiar, I think it was covered, but not with names.
Was it this ? https://kiwifarms.st/threads/girl-1...s-numbers-on-body.130712/page-4#post-13070118
 
My friends girlfriend lives by herself near London - it's a shithole overflow city near London specifically - and she constantly forgets to lock her door. It's actually really fucking worrying. I've said to her, and my friend has said to her that she needs to lock her dammed door. She'll constantly just be like "I'm gonna walk home now, bye!" and I'll go 'You're fucking not!' and drive her there, because otherwise she's walking through a place called 'Oxford Road', which lemme tell you; is not inhabited by Oxford University graduates.

He's been talking to her about moving in with her, not because he thinks that they're ready for that, but because he's worried that one day she's going to get attacked or broken into. She just fundamentally does not see any danger in it. She does volunteer work with homeless charities and they all know her name, some of the deliveroo drivers (you know the type) have shouted her name as she's walked past fast food places when we've been out. She's the sort to stop and talk and be nice to everyone she meets. It's dangerous to be that sort of person now; and she just doesn't get it.
Your mate needs to dump his girlfriend. She's going to get both of them killed.
 
Tbh as repellant as Islam is, the thought of the Leftard troon handmaidens faces when the penny drops is kinda appealing to me. I'd love to see one caught in that scenario.
The sandnigger beast, horrid as it is still provides some funny scenarios if the proper requirements are met.

For example, I saw a couple "tricking muzzies into eating pork" vids the other day, their expressions were priceless once the jig was revelaed to them :story:
 
@>IMPLYING I couldn't quote your post, but the screen cap you supplied that claimed the French were the first country in Europe to organise against mass immigration in the 1980s isn't true. The British National Front was doing that in the seventies. France was already letting nons into their country before the world wars. Allied soldiers were shocked by the "negrofication" of France as much as the Germans.

Only a few months ago Farage was bleating about how there's nothing that can be done about the Pakis and the Muslims and what's got to happen is they've got to integrate into British values through some arcane magical ritual or something. He'll be worse than Meloni, which is why it's for the best that a General Election is some time away, because Farage needs to either be pushed aside or be forced via ratcheting public rhetoric to get more radical or else be tossed off the boat.

Unfortunately, this is true. Reform was infiltrated by Muslims who bankrolled the party, hence Farage's weaseling on the Islamic issue. Britain needs a British party that hasn't been compromised by Islamists and Zionists. I can only think of the Homeland party, but I fear they'll fail just as the BNP failed for the same reasons the BNP failed. I hope I'm proven wrong.
 
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Your mate needs to dump his girlfriend. She's going to get both of them killed.
If she's this stupid she isn't wife material any way.

they’d be rotting in jail as enemies of the people.
Our economy is fucked and jail is expensive. We can only afford a rope and a spare lamp post for each of them.

"We have decided that we will prohibit all pork based food being sold anywhere in the United Kingdom of Britistan to protect against hate related crimes spewed by far-right thugs. God is Greatest."
What's the laws on public land and live stock? I know some places let you graze on them. I was thinking how nice it would be for pigs to be raised there. As long as someone's willing to shovel some shit they're excellent recycling machines. Other than pork they can be fed all the kitchen scraps to make feeding them basically free.

We're a nation of farmers. Lets get the pork trade going again.
 
I can only think of the Homeland party, but I fear they'll fail just as the BNP failed for the same reasons the BNP failed.
Well, Leaky Kenny is involved, so you're not off to a flying start.

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Never give any organisation your personal details if Kenny Smith is involved.
Never give any organisation your personal details if Kenny Smith is involved.

Once more for the people at the back...

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