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https://news.sky.com/story/row-over-new-greggs-vegan-sausage-rolls-heats-up-11597679 (https://archive.ph/5Ba6o)

A heated row has broken out over a move by Britain's largest bakery chain to launch a vegan sausage roll.

The pastry, which is filled with a meat substitute and encased in 96 pastry layers, is available in 950 Greggs stores across the country.

It was promised after 20,000 people signed a petition calling for the snack to be launched to accommodate plant-based diet eaters.


But the vegan sausage roll's launch has been greeted by a mixed reaction: Some consumers welcomed it, while others voiced their objections.

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#VEGANsausageroll thanks Greggs

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Cook and food poverty campaigner Jack Monroe declared she was "frantically googling to see what time my nearest opens tomorrow morning because I will be outside".

While TV writer Brydie Lee-Kennedy called herself "very pro the Greggs vegan sausage roll because anything that wrenches veganism back from the 'clean eating' wellness folk is a good thing".

One Twitter user wrote that finding vegan sausage rolls missing from a store in Corby had "ruined my morning".

Another said: "My son is allergic to dairy products which means I can't really go to Greggs when he's with me. Now I can. Thank you vegans."

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The hype got me like #Greggs #Veganuary

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TV presenter Piers Morgan led the charge of those outraged by the new roll.

"Nobody was waiting for a vegan bloody sausage, you PC-ravaged clowns," he wrote on Twitter.

Mr Morgan later complained at receiving "howling abuse from vegans", adding: "I get it, you're all hangry. I would be too if I only ate plants and gruel."

Another Twitter user said: "I really struggle to believe that 20,000 vegans are that desperate to eat in a Greggs."

"You don't paint a mustach (sic) on the Mona Lisa and you don't mess with the perfect sausage roll," one quipped.

Journalist Nooruddean Choudry suggested Greggs introduce a halal steak bake to "crank the fume levels right up to 11".

The bakery chain told concerned customers that "change is good" and that there would "always be a classic sausage roll".

It comes on the same day McDonald's launched its first vegetarian "Happy Meal", designed for children.

The new dish comes with a "veggie wrap", instead of the usual chicken or beef option.

It should be noted that Piers Morgan and Greggs share the same PR firm, so I'm thinking this is some serious faux outrage and South Park KKK gambiting here.

 

[Kofi Drinka]

A woman has been raped in the early hours of Saturday morning in Canary Wharf, in broad daylight. Allegedly this took place just outside the migrant hotel in the area. Locals took footage of the clean up and noted there was blood on the ground.

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This comes after a week ago whereby locals protested the migrant hotel after an individual broke into a woman's home and was released for merely 'tresspassing'. Apparently the migrant in the more recent instance is still at large.

Part and parcel, eh? We can now expect to be raped gruesomely in broad daylight for all to see.

I'm noticing a pattern here. It's almost like any where these hotels pop up within a week there is a violent rape. And this is just the ones that make the media. How many don't?

If you're a woman can you even live on your own any more? We're used to saying women shouldn't be on their own walking around when it's getting dark but it's getting worse. South Africa became infamous for it's home invasions and now we're building up to that too. If a bloke doesn't live with you and possibly escort you around you're starting to become at risk of rape just by existing.

Strangely I've not heard many feminists making noise about the immigrants. Queen TERF is all about the men in women's changing rooms but she's oddly silent that women are starting to need to be escorted around by men to avoid foreigners raping them. It's almost like Muslim men are right to escort their women because if they don't other Muslims will rape them. It's like the problem might be with non-white people all being sexually violent given the slightest oppurtinity.

 

[Clem Fandango]

It is almost always Pakis and Jeets. As long as there's enough people on the tube (in case they chimp out) I absolutely love making a spectacle of politely but firmly telling them to stop and that it's "not what we do in this country" or some shit like that. So far it's worked every time.

The missus hates me doing it because she's convinced it'll get me stabbed but I just can't stand people being loud on public transport.

The photo that the BBC has chosen to illustrate this story on their website? You guessed it - three white people.

 

[Symbol of the Chud]

A woman has been raped in the early hours of Saturday morning in Canary Wharf, in broad daylight. Allegedly this took place just outside the migrant hotel in the area. Locals took footage of the clean up and noted there was blood on the ground.

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This comes after a week ago whereby locals protested the migrant hotel after an individual broke into a woman's home and was released for merely 'tresspassing'. Apparently the migrant in the more recent instance is still at large.

Part and parcel, eh? We can now expect to be raped gruesomely in broad daylight for all to see.

At risk of sounding like I'm fedposting, you have to wonder how long it will take Big Bazza to resort to hanging more than just the St. George's Cross off of streetlamps.

 

[Chunky Salsa]

If you're a woman can you even live on your own any more?

My friends girlfriend lives by herself near London - it's a shithole overflow city near London specifically - and she constantly forgets to lock her door. It's actually really fucking worrying. I've said to her, and my friend has said to her that she needs to lock her dammed door. She'll constantly just be like "I'm gonna walk home now, bye!" and I'll go 'You're fucking not!' and drive her there, because otherwise she's walking through a place called 'Oxford Road', which lemme tell you; is not inhabited by Oxford University graduates.

He's been talking to her about moving in with her, not because he thinks that they're ready for that, but because he's worried that one day she's going to get attacked or broken into. She just fundamentally does not see any danger in it. She does volunteer work with homeless charities and they all know her name, some of the deliveroo drivers (you know the type) have shouted her name as she's walked past fast food places when we've been out. She's the sort to stop and talk and be nice to everyone she meets. It's dangerous to be that sort of person now; and she just doesn't get it.

 

[A-Logato]

A woman has been raped in the early hours of Saturday morning in Canary Wharf, in broad daylight. Allegedly this took place just outside the migrant hotel in the area. Locals took footage of the clean up and noted there was blood on the ground.

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This comes after a week ago whereby locals protested the migrant hotel after an individual broke into a woman's home and was released for merely 'tresspassing'. Apparently the migrant in the more recent instance is still at large.

Part and parcel, eh? We can now expect to be raped gruesomely in broad daylight for all to see.

You would think after everything that has gone on at Canary Wharf that the diversity would have been told to be on their best behaviour as to not bring the ire of the locals upon them again but I guess not. Now lets see who's done it and if it happens to be the same rocket scientist who was walking into peoples houses and touching himself.

But then they may have been told this and I'm giving sub 75 IQ third worlders too much credit.

 

[Chandiler Savant]

oddly silent

Women love to virtue signal (see the queen of BP), but refrain from any "bad think". Their groups force them into one way of thinking, and if it's deemed racist it's taboo/hitler/fascist. The rape or grooming isn't an issue because its already faux pas to even mention it. Contemporary Feminism is just coping to themselves is totally girlboss/owning the haters. This all falls apart when they reap what they sow (consequences).

 

[mindlessobserver]

At risk of sounding like I'm fedposting, you have to wonder how long it will take Big Bazza to resort to hanging more than just the St. George's Cross off of streetlamps.

Since I live in America I can just say it for you. When are the English going to start hanging their MPs from lamp posts instead of Saint Georges flags?

 

[Symbol of the Chud]

It's dangerous to be that sort of person now; and she just doesn't get it.

These sorts of people existing and being so frequent in our societies, just kind, good hearted, good natured people are one of the reasons why I'm almost certain that everything our colonial ancestors resorted to enacting upon the barbarians who we used the land they weren't using was entirely justified.
Especially because the very same savages, even after being given everything they could ever want from our society, electricity, heated homes, entertainment, education, and they are still just as likely to try to rape the innocent and kind as M'k'luk'luk the Tribal Lord is. Just seeing thirdie behavior nowadays is bad enough, I can't imagine how terrible it would've been to attempt to interact with a genuine jungle tribal a few hundred years ago.

I feel like the best documented place of how backwards and retarded these people were (and still are) was Colonial India, where you just had Tigers and Leopards eating hundreds of Pajeet (I think the record is like 450) until along comes the white man who tracks it down, kills it, and mounts its head on his wall.
How worthless a society do you have to have to allow a SINGLE WILD ANIMAL to devour over 400 people without being able to stop it? (Note, this tiger is only on record as having the highest Jeet Eat count because I think the English had already introduced things like records to them so they could actually tell, odds are that prior to this there is an undocumented Tiger with an even higher high score.)

 

[Kofi Drinka]

You would think after everything that has gone on at Canary Wharf that the diversity would have been told to be on their best behaviour as to not bring the ire of the locals upon them again but I guess not. Now lets see who's done it and if it happens to be the same rocket scientist who was walking into peoples houses and touching himself.

But then they may have been told this and I'm giving sub 75 IQ third worlders too much credit.

They claim they "fall in love" with a white woman and have to rape her.

I don't believe blacks can feel emotions the way white people can. They're not evolved enough

How worthless a society do you have to have to allow a SINGLE WILD ANIMAL to devour over 400 people without being able to stop it?

Other races don't value life. Africans and pajeets breed so many and have such a high death toll life doesn't mean anything to them. A lot of Asians are the same way. The idea that life is valuable because it's limited and once it's gone it cannot be brought back doesn't make sense to them. It only makes sense to Europeans where harsh natural climates meant working together and forming trust based relationships or dying to the elements.

Since I live in America I can just say it for you. When are the English going to start hanging their MPs from lamp posts instead of Saint Georges flags?

We'll start doing it when you fatties can stay out of this thread making the exact same post every page. You should be worrying about your problems with Mexican rape gangs and your own traitorous leaders.

 

[Necrosan]

He's been talking to her about moving in with her, not because he thinks that they're ready for that, but because he's worried that one day she's going to get attacked or broken into. She just fundamentally does not see any danger in it. She does volunteer work with homeless charities and they all know her name, some of the deliveroo drivers (you know the type) have shouted her name as she's walked past fast food places when we've been out. She's the sort to stop and talk and be nice to everyone she meets. It's dangerous to be that sort of person now; and she just doesn't get it.

That has to be one of the most frustrating experiences you can have with someone you care about. Especially when they think something along the lines of "those bad migrants make the good migrants look bad!" or when they don't understand averages "yeah, I know they millions of them are rapists but I happen to know ONE person that doesn't!".

When it's a dumb retarded leftist, it's funny, when it's someone you love it's frustrating as fuck, especially when the enrichment experience gets more dangerous with each passing day.

 

[FedPostalService]

A woman has been raped in the early hours of Saturday morning in Canary Wharf, in broad daylight. Allegedly this took place just outside the migrant hotel in the area. Locals took footage of the clean up and noted there was blood on the ground.

Video:
ssstwitter.com_1756205356816.mp4

Article:
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This comes after a week ago whereby locals protested the migrant hotel after an individual broke into a woman's home and was released for merely 'tresspassing'. Apparently the migrant in the more recent instance is still at large.

Part and parcel, eh? We can now expect to be raped gruesomely in broad daylight for all to see.

There’s a very good chance she voted Labour, so

 

[Kofi Drinka]

A woman has been raped in the early hours of Saturday morning in Canary Wharf, in broad daylight. Allegedly this took place just outside the migrant hotel in the area. Locals took footage of the clean up and noted there was blood on the ground.

Video:
ssstwitter.com_1756205356816.mp4

Article:
View attachment 7832941

Link | Archive

This comes after a week ago whereby locals protested the migrant hotel after an individual broke into a woman's home and was released for merely 'tresspassing'. Apparently the migrant in the more recent instance is still at large.

Part and parcel, eh? We can now expect to be raped gruesomely in broad daylight for all to see.

your archive goes to a reddit page.

 

[femboy fart huffer]

the Tricolour

In this house the only tricolour we recognise is the irish one. That french shit belongs in the same category as the indian one.

A woman has been raped in the early hours of Saturday morning in Canary Wharf, in broad daylight.

If he can rape in broad daylight then we should be allowed to execute him in broad daylight. It is hard to refrain from fedposting, I will just say that all rapists should be tied to a chair in a soundproof room with no cameras and the victims should be given an assortment of bricks or bleach or whatever they want. As much as I believe in the death penalty and it being fair and humane, in an ideal world rapists would have drain cleaner injected neat into their balls and left to die from the internal bleeding and have their corpse hung up in public for the birds to eat.

There’s a very good chance she voted Labour, so

Yes because these migrant hotels and rapes just popped up the day starmer came into power and are entirely labours fault.

 

[Hoi Polloi]

because otherwise she's walking through a place called 'Oxford Road', which lemme tell you; is not inhabited by Oxford University graduates.

I think this is more specific information than you may realise, I know exactly where you're describing.

I wouldn't be particularly happy about any woman I know walking down it alone at night, so you're spot on there.

 

[Chunky Salsa]

I think this is more specific information than you may realise, I know exactly where you're describing.

Probably, it's a right and complete shithole.

 

[femboy fart huffer]

Probably, it's a right and complete shithole.

You already said it was in london, you're just repeating yourself there.

 

[Tall Man in a Small Car]

your archive goes to a reddit page.

Here is the actual Archive Link. Been on a bit of an archiving rampage lately and must not have checked the link properly.

 

[Tony Martin's Force Ghost]

JUST FUCKING SHOOT THEM!!!

They're not the sand land's problem then and certainly not Britain's. It feels like I am having a fucking stroke, you don't offer tea to someone who breaks in. You don't give them your wallet and say, "Take up shop upstairs." You brandish a weapon, TELL them to leave or follow through on execution.

I am so sick of all this polite bullshit; they're invaders by any other name. Since you love sucking Muslim cock so much, at least inherit their barbarism, but it's only raping minors we want isn't it, since most of the political elite are pedos.

You want some results, you have to be brutal. It's why American brutalism is quite successful. I am just sick of seeing them, frankly, and I am sick of hearing about women being raped.

edit - Looks like the retard is going to ban VPNs when "in case of emergency". Way to invigorate your security sector. You cannot tell me that this fuckwit is purposefully speedrunning our country into unrest to push Blair's ultimate goals.

 

[The Gene Genie]

I am so sick of all this polite bullshit

The "stiff-upper-lip" "keep calm carry on" "don't look back in anger" faux-stoicism is one the most insidious psychological operations forced upon the British people. Using some bullshit narrative about a bombing campaign eighty years ago has convinced millions that it's better to not grumble and just get on with things than actually start speaking aloud.

 

[femboy fart huffer]

The "stiff-upper-lip" "keep calm carry on" "don't look back in anger" faux-stoicism is one the most insidious psychological operations forced upon the British people. Using some bullshit narrative about a bombing campaign eighty years ago has convinced millions that it's better to not grumble and just get on with things than actually start speaking aloud.

Stiff upper lip is for when the weathers shit not when people are being raped in the middle of the city.