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https://news.sky.com/story/row-over-new-greggs-vegan-sausage-rolls-heats-up-11597679 (https://archive.ph/5Ba6o)

A heated row has broken out over a move by Britain's largest bakery chain to launch a vegan sausage roll.

The pastry, which is filled with a meat substitute and encased in 96 pastry layers, is available in 950 Greggs stores across the country.

It was promised after 20,000 people signed a petition calling for the snack to be launched to accommodate plant-based diet eaters.


But the vegan sausage roll's launch has been greeted by a mixed reaction: Some consumers welcomed it, while others voiced their objections.

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Cook and food poverty campaigner Jack Monroe declared she was "frantically googling to see what time my nearest opens tomorrow morning because I will be outside".

While TV writer Brydie Lee-Kennedy called herself "very pro the Greggs vegan sausage roll because anything that wrenches veganism back from the 'clean eating' wellness folk is a good thing".

One Twitter user wrote that finding vegan sausage rolls missing from a store in Corby had "ruined my morning".

Another said: "My son is allergic to dairy products which means I can't really go to Greggs when he's with me. Now I can. Thank you vegans."

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TV presenter Piers Morgan led the charge of those outraged by the new roll.

"Nobody was waiting for a vegan bloody sausage, you PC-ravaged clowns," he wrote on Twitter.

Mr Morgan later complained at receiving "howling abuse from vegans", adding: "I get it, you're all hangry. I would be too if I only ate plants and gruel."

Another Twitter user said: "I really struggle to believe that 20,000 vegans are that desperate to eat in a Greggs."

"You don't paint a mustach (sic) on the Mona Lisa and you don't mess with the perfect sausage roll," one quipped.

Journalist Nooruddean Choudry suggested Greggs introduce a halal steak bake to "crank the fume levels right up to 11".

The bakery chain told concerned customers that "change is good" and that there would "always be a classic sausage roll".

It comes on the same day McDonald's launched its first vegetarian "Happy Meal", designed for children.

The new dish comes with a "veggie wrap", instead of the usual chicken or beef option.
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It should be noted that Piers Morgan and Greggs share the same PR firm, so I'm thinking this is some serious faux outrage and South Park KKK gambiting here.
 
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Captain Blunderpants (Chris Bryant) was allegedly sexually assaulted as a 16 year old:



IF he was assaulted then, whilst it is very sad, why has he not disclosed it until now?

He knew who the guilty party was as well (some young victims of sexual assaults don't know who the perps are) therefore why is this story coming out now?

The guy is a shitweasel, therefore any sympathy towards him is limited.
 
Justsomecicada said:
Your arguing with somone who’s spent the summer of discontent saying based badencoch was gonna save the UK. It’s hopeless.

Im sure it’s coincidence he hid his profile after I pointed it out
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You can still see what they're up to. Gay threads are a favourite hang out.
Overly Serious said:
It wasn't you - archive site is playing silly buggers. Managed to get both links through after some delay.


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Only the first link mattered. Fluff pieces to laugh at aren't worth the effort. Thank you for arching it.

>IMPLYING said:
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Maybe they were trying to get into the hotel to vandalise it or something but didn't want to push their luck.

Edit: Hit dissident single Keir Starmer's a wanker makes its return.
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At 40 seconds there is a proper black African picking up and waving an English flag. He takes his mask off or appears from behind the masks and seems to be associated with them. Why would someone like that be part of an anti-migrant group? He looks like one of the hotel dwellers. They turn up, stand around with flairs to take a photo op and then whatever happens happened. What kind of an angry mob wearing masks planning to break a police line stands around for a photo op and to get recorded?
 
Kofi Drinka said:
London mothers wearing pink decided to protest the Canary Wharf hotel. Saying it was the wrong place to integrate illegals and they should be moved else where (lol). Complaining people had their hotel bookings cancelled to house them and the area might lose money! 30 random masked men turned up and tried to rush the hotel and ran away when it failed.
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Attempted break in, someone needs to send the police with a battering ram...

 
Kofi Drinka said:
You can still see what they're up to. Gay threads are a favourite hang out.

Only the first link mattered. Fluff pieces to laugh at aren't worth the effort. Thank you for arching it.


At 40 seconds there is a proper black African picking up and waving an English flag. He takes his mask off or appears from behind the masks and seems to be associated with them. Why would someone like that be part of an anti-migrant group? He looks like one of the hotel dwellers. They turn up, stand around with flairs to take a photo op and then whatever happens happened. What kind of an angry mob wearing masks planning to break a police line stands around for a photo op and to get recorded?
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If he's a bongo migrant who's had enough of it as well, then kudos to him. Send him home on the next flight and tell him 'don't come back, we're full.'

The fact that niggers are not siding with the WWW (White Woke Wankers) is hilarious.

Some news:


Prince Harry is ‘desperate’ to repair bond with King Charles as monarch 'more guarded than ever':




Oasis fan falls to his death during Wembley show in horrific tragedy:




Lucy Connolly to be guest of honour in Parliament after early release from prison for Southport social media post:




Robert Jenrick 'gagged by Home Office after exposing how Isis terrorists waltzed into Britain':




Gary Neville brutally mocked by football club on social media after Salford City defeat by Crewe Alexandra:



BBC Strictly 'rocked by cocaine scandal after stars caught openly discussing drug-taking':


 
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What a beautiful image. Woman -> faggot -> meth skinhead -> foreigner -> foreigner -> college bnwo whore -> foreigner -> foreigner. Why the fuck they're holding signs saying migrants are welcome god only knows. It's not your fucking country to decide that mate.

For every time they call being anti ILLEGAL immigration 'far right' the more I feel the fucking swastika armband calling to me.
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Maybe they were trying to get into the hotel to vandalise it or something but didn't want to push their luck.
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So within a page of someone saying don't fedpost and go out stockpiling fertilizer we have a bunch of guys in balaclavas show up. Hmmmmm.
 
Justsomecicada said:
>he says on kiwi farms
How you are in other threads is relevant to what you say here tho
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I don’t think the internet is serious business. This is a replace were I laugh at retards on and off site. How some of you fuckers seem to go away and seethe over this place is bizarre and some of you really need to consider killing yourselves as I don’t think there’s any saving you.

Next time you’re searching for deeper meaning in one of my posts just keep in mind I was probably having a shit when I was typing it and also probably lying.

TL;DR stop being trannies
 
FedPostalService said:
I don’t think the internet is serious business. This is a replace were I laugh at retards on and off site. How some of you fuckers seem to go away and seethe over this place is bizarre and some of you really need to consider killing yourselves as I don’t think there’s any saving you.

Next time you’re searching for deeper meaning in one of my posts just keep in mind I was probably having a shit when I was typing it and also probably lying.

TL;DR stop being trannies
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Notice how he didn’t say anything I said was wrong, he just seethed that I knew it
 
FedPostalService said:
I’ve got a mate who is Muslim who can drink most other people under the table.

When someone asked about him drinking he said “I never said I was a good Muslim.” He’s just a general good person.
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Justsomecicada said:
Notice how he didn’t say anything I said was wrong, he just seethed that I knew it
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Was just a joke bro! Internet is serious business!

femboy fart huffer said:
So within a page of someone saying don't fedpost and go out stockpiling fertilizer we have a bunch of guys in balaclavas show up. Hmmmmm.
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I don't believe for a second the police didn't know those guys were on the way. London is covered in cameras and they would have been tracked the whole way. If they didn't have a drone following them. The UK police are very good at using CCTV networks to track things and they would have known the reaction to this hotel move
 
Kofi Drinka said:
I don't believe for a second the police didn't know those guys were on the way. London is covered in cameras and they would have been tracked the whole way. If they didn't have a drone following them. The UK police are very good at using CCTV networks to track things and they would have known the reaction to this hotel move
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Did you not see the whole 20 policemen in the video? That's the entire force nowadays, they probably can't even afford to get a cat to watch the cctv with them being so busy.
 
femboy fart huffer said:
Did you not see the whole 20 policemen in the video? That's the entire force nowadays, they probably can't even afford to get a cat to watch the cctv with them being so busy.
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If there's a van there's a fat woman with a TV hook up in it. Always is.
 
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Kofi Drinka said:
Was just a joke bro! Internet is serious business!


I don't believe for a second the police didn't know those guys were on the way. London is covered in cameras and they would have been tracked the whole way. If they didn't have a drone following them. The UK police are very good at using CCTV networks to track things and they would have known the reaction to this hotel move
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Until Sergei decides to hack the control panel, and then 'whoopsie doodles!'
 
The problem in all of this, that Starmer's plan requires an enormous amount of money for which he does not have. The Police alone are at a record low, and you just cannot hire Police. On top of that, the Military is at a record low, and the Generals hate Starmer. There is a reason why he never brings in the military, and that is that they do not answer to him; they serve the King, yes, but they do not particularly agree with Charles either.

The issues with the summer will bleed into autumn and then winter. Starmer is also at this point a paralyzed government and has only been so active because of the recess and no contriction. Nigel and Jenrick are on it at least. Another issue he has he has the potential to galvanize Reform and the Conservatives to join, only with the objective of ousting Starmer.

His cabinets, too, have basically run out of money. The NHS is bankrupt, as well as the Home Office and Local Councils are all but pretty much spent. Mine will announce theirs this year due to migrants and the education changes costing 10s of millions. The Police cannot recruit either because they do not have the money, and Reeves cannot borrow anymore.

Unemployment has been greatly skewed, but is actually at around 20-25% and the number of jobs a month is getting slashed at 50,000+. On top of that, builders are pretty much refusing to build because the percentage after taxes on builds is 2% not 5% because of taxes, and they cannot afford to hire new people due to the cost.

This is a government that IS panicked because Tony Blair's fever dream is about to explode in their hands and they're holding the potato.
 
The funny thing is that everyone knows its about to explode, it feels like going to school during the Cold War and sitting through a horrific biology class while knowing this could be the last thing you experience if a nuke is dropped hundreds of miles away from you. People are going to work, going to school, hitting the gym, going to concerts and going on dates etc. while we're one copper away from shooting a protester or one suicidal muslim or one rapist getting away scot free for it to all kick off.

Maybe this is just insane schizophrenic paranoia but absolutely everything is in place for the UK to crumble in days if an extreme event happens, and there's no telling of when or where or what it will be. The police are on their knees, Government support is at an all time low, there's no jobs, there's no prison spaces, everyone is spending 90% of their pay on literally living where they are and Afghans are getting every benefit under the sun if they come here illegally and even if they rape a 9 year old in broad daylight, the police, courts and council will all cover it up until after the trial ends and they're let off for having a sexual emergency.

The average UK worker is one Performance Improvement Plan away from going "fuck this" and joining protests at the very least and riots at the very worst.
 
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Lucy Connolly to be guest of honour in Parliament after early release from prison for Southport social media post:
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Quote from that article:
In prison, she was unexpectedly moved to a wing housing the most violent inmates, where she faces 23-hour lockdowns in conditions Tice called "inexplicable" for someone with an "immaculate record in prison".
She was also apparently dragged up three flights of stairs and left injured. This is incredibly serious and worrying. This is what’s done to many prisoners - they get out in with the worst of the worst and beaten or killed. I hope there’s some sort of enquiry into this because this is political persecution with a view to have inconvenient people disposed of.
 
You know what, best thing about norf fc? You can't be miserable. As in, folk physically can't stand it. It's like magnetism. If they see a miserable bastard, they have to cheer him up
. I fucking love this place.

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Context is that I'm sat in my local on my tod, but barstaff and locals are not gonna let that stand. They're determined to figure out why I'm looking miserable and let me know that other people have it a lot worse. Fucking salt of the earth.
 
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Clem Fandango said:
You know what, best thing about norf fc? You can't be miserable. As in, folk physically can't stand it. It's like magnetism. If they see a miserable bastard, they have to cheer him up
. I fucking love this place.

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Context is that I'm sat in my local on my tod, but barstaff and locals are not gonna let that stand. They're determined to figure out why I'm looking miserable and let me know that other people have it a lot worse. Fucking salt of the earth.
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Ray Fucking Purchase!

Gays got you down again?
 
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