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https://news.sky.com/story/row-over-new-greggs-vegan-sausage-rolls-heats-up-11597679 (https://archive.ph/5Ba6o)

A heated row has broken out over a move by Britain's largest bakery chain to launch a vegan sausage roll.

The pastry, which is filled with a meat substitute and encased in 96 pastry layers, is available in 950 Greggs stores across the country.

It was promised after 20,000 people signed a petition calling for the snack to be launched to accommodate plant-based diet eaters.


But the vegan sausage roll's launch has been greeted by a mixed reaction: Some consumers welcomed it, while others voiced their objections.

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Cook and food poverty campaigner Jack Monroe declared she was "frantically googling to see what time my nearest opens tomorrow morning because I will be outside".

While TV writer Brydie Lee-Kennedy called herself "very pro the Greggs vegan sausage roll because anything that wrenches veganism back from the 'clean eating' wellness folk is a good thing".

One Twitter user wrote that finding vegan sausage rolls missing from a store in Corby had "ruined my morning".

Another said: "My son is allergic to dairy products which means I can't really go to Greggs when he's with me. Now I can. Thank you vegans."

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TV presenter Piers Morgan led the charge of those outraged by the new roll.

"Nobody was waiting for a vegan bloody sausage, you PC-ravaged clowns," he wrote on Twitter.

Mr Morgan later complained at receiving "howling abuse from vegans", adding: "I get it, you're all hangry. I would be too if I only ate plants and gruel."

Another Twitter user said: "I really struggle to believe that 20,000 vegans are that desperate to eat in a Greggs."

"You don't paint a mustach (sic) on the Mona Lisa and you don't mess with the perfect sausage roll," one quipped.

Journalist Nooruddean Choudry suggested Greggs introduce a halal steak bake to "crank the fume levels right up to 11".

The bakery chain told concerned customers that "change is good" and that there would "always be a classic sausage roll".

It comes on the same day McDonald's launched its first vegetarian "Happy Meal", designed for children.

The new dish comes with a "veggie wrap", instead of the usual chicken or beef option.
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It should be noted that Piers Morgan and Greggs share the same PR firm, so I'm thinking this is some serious faux outrage and South Park KKK gambiting here.
 
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teriyakiburns said:
To the absolute surprise of nobody. The only question is whether he did it because he's a paki or because he's from Birmingham. It's just a shame his seat is a safe one, otherwise we might see another reform seat soon.


The man keeps finding new and creative ways to fuck himself.
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Starmer, the dildo of many heads - all will fuck you over in a very bad way.
 
teriyakiburns said:
To the absolute surprise of nobody. The only question is whether he did it because he's a paki or because he's from Birmingham. It's just a shame his seat is a safe one, otherwise we might see another reform seat soon.
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I think it's just as they are Labour MPs, if you look at most of them they have embraced the jetset lifestyle flying anywhere and everywhere viewing submitting huge expenses as a perk like accepting gifts/bribes. They are all at it, if not they would have questioned him themselves and kicked him out faster than the standards office investigation.
 
What are the odds of a snap GE this summer? Starmer's clearly being primed to fall on his sword, for sure, but the other Labourites don't look like they can muster the support they need to ascend as PM either...
 
I don't see how there can not be a GE at this point. Labour has no successor, and the public and businesses do not want another 5 years of what happened to the Conservatives again. Labour died with Blair, and it died because he did not have a body in place to carry on. Streeting is lining himself up for the position, but the Labour establishment will never allow for a gay leader ever, other than their closeted one currently, of course.

I don't feel like the establishment will let Rayner touch the door of No. 10 either, and she should not; her policies are insane. Ali is a time bomb, too because of his terrorist ties and the ammo he has in the cabinet.

Gratz Starmer, you have the Tory government you wanted because they have as much on them as the Major period.
 
Made In Wales said:
Related to Starmer's waffle about 'we'll get serious with the migrants'... ermm:
Also, Patrick Christy's GB News reports from Calais make for very grim reading:
As soon as he arrives, Patrick spots a UK-bound boat
Migrant tells Patrick, 'there's no way I'm going back' and that 'the UK is better than France'
Aid Worker admits that he knows he's helping some 'wrong 'uns' cross over to the UK.
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every single one of them is economic rocket fuel. they'll make all sorts of lines go up,
GDP
window replacement numbers
rape numbers
phone thefts
goat rape numbers

I don't know why France doesn't want them
Bog-standard Poster said:
I reckon, Zero to nil.
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winrar. the law says Kev is pm for the next three years and his NPC lawyer programming won't let him change that
 
General Emílio Médici said:
This meme was made by an American. The proper slur in british english is coon not nigger and even I know that. Then again Blair and his gang are such globalists I could see them Americanizing the language.
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The British version would be Blair setting a golliwog before starmer and him picking it up
 
BrightonAndHoveAlbion said:
Next person to say there will be a snap GE this summer is gay.
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Agreed. Labour have a massive majority and are on the heckin’ right side of history.

They’ll utterly destroy themselves in a bunch of daft civil wars and drag themselves to the end if this parliament.

You’ll need the mother of all scandals for them to call an election.
 
>Elon says we need to stop illyegals
>his cars get set on fire by the left calling him Hitler

>Starmer says we need to stop the illegals
>The left calls him Hitler
>His cars get set on fire

I WONDER WHO DID IT?
 
Kier Starmer said:
I don't see how there can not be a GE at this point. Labour has no successor, and the public and businesses do not want another 5 years of what happened to the Conservatives again. Labour died with Blair, and it died because he did not have a body in place to carry on. Streeting is lining himself up for the position, but the Labour establishment will never allow for a gay leader ever, other than their closeted one currently, of course.

I don't feel like the establishment will let Rayner touch the door of No. 10 either, and she should not; her policies are insane. Ali is a time bomb, too because of his terrorist ties and the ammo he has in the cabinet.

Gratz Starmer, you have the Tory government you wanted because they have as much on them as the Major period.
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They've run out of road and are falling apart internally.

Some people might think 'oh, there's no way it'll happen' and I respect their points of view - to them, it's not happening, my belief is that something is in the offing with both Left and Right militantly against Starmer.

Just as much as Southport angered the Right, him not rejecting the Supreme Court's judgment on Trans People and also sorting out Gaza/Palestine has angered the Left. You cannot wind up both sides, pit them against you and then say 'well I have a mandate to govern'.

There's now fierce backtracking of the 2030 climate laws, because even Miranda Blair says 'this can't be done' and, whilst we've got some relief with Trump and the tariffs, financially the UK is struggling with the High Streets dead and no optimism for change coming soon.

Streeting is also involved in a pharma scandal, to the best of my knowledge, and there is nobody within the front rank of the party who will a) unite the party or b) be able to win them the next General Election.

Don't forget that even if it's mid-June when a GE is called, that is still enough time - all that is needed is 25 working days (five weeks). Nobody thought that Sunak would hold one last July, when he had the choice to hold one later in 2024 or even in January 2025, and with Starmer's Government already less popular than Sunak at his worst combined with the fact that Reform UK are flying high and Labour's attitude appears to be 'we've got no real world solutions, just suck it up for the next four years peons' then the death knell is not far away.

In this day and age, anything is possible and I wouldn't be surprised if it (a GE) happened by July.
 
Morethanabitfoolish said:
I'm considering a self-enforced ban on Optimism reactions in this thread for Pride month this year because you all are making me use up my rainbow supply.

That's right, coming up next for Labour it's LGTBTQ+ month. I wonder if Kier will be welcome at the parades this year?
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The self-identified queers ran away from Labour last year.

Owen Jones (a weathervane, if you want to know the zeitgeist among lefty student gay retard losers) left Labour in March 2024. He claims to back the Green Party now, who these days are less a protest vote for environmentalists; much more of a tranny revolution party for sickos. Jones said he left Labour because of Gaza. I say he quit the party because Starmer began to flipflop over chicks with dicks – when transgenderism ends it'll be Owen Jones seen as the media's Faggot In Chief.
Don't bother reading this...
But maybe watch his interview with Morgan...
in which he asks Piers "in ten years time, what if you're wrong?" without questioning his own position. There's also a funny video where Owen rants at the TERFs

All this to say that Labour's only rep at the gay parades will be Nadia fucking Whittome. The queers have disinvited the Labour government from their pervert marches, and in doing so have hammered another nail into the pink coffin. Kier and friends know that they'll be heckled at Pride, so they will steer well clear. As a result, LGBTQIAP+ will lose even more relevance. Good.
I'm actually looking forward to it this year.
 
DreinMeinVein said:
The self-identified queers ran away from Labour last year.

Owen Jones (a weathervane, if you want to know the zeitgeist among lefty student gay retard losers) left Labour in March 2024. He claims to back the Green Party now, who these days are less a protest vote for environmentalists; much more of a tranny revolution party for sickos. Jones said he left Labour because of Gaza. I say he quit the party because Starmer began to flipflop over chicks with dicks – when transgenderism ends it'll be Owen Jones seen as the media's Faggot In Chief.
Don't bother reading this...
But maybe watch his interview with Morgan...
in which he asks Piers "in ten years time, what if you're wrong?" without questioning his own position. There's also a funny video where Owen rants at the TERFs

All this to say that Labour's only rep at the gay parades will be Nadia fucking Whittome. The queers have disinvited the Labour government from their pervert marches, and in doing so have hammered another nail into the pink coffin. Kier and friends know that they'll be heckled at Pride, so they will steer well clear. As a result, LGBTQIAP+ will lose even more relevance. Good.
I'm actually looking forward to it this year.
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Labour running out of supporters who once felt loved and wanted within the party... imagine my shock!

Welsh Labour and their representatives apparently 'won't be welcome' at the Welsh PRIDE event in Cardiff this Summer, though Plaid and Greens will have some representation.
 
FedPostalService said:
You’ll need the mother of all scandals for them to call an election.
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You don't. A steady drumbeat of scandals that reaches a tiping point can also bring it about. All you need is for the party to be openly divided and for one faction to see more benefit in forcing an election than suffering through the status quo.

I can anticipate a couple of ways for it to happen.

The most direct is a simple vote of no confidence, which could happen if enough labour MPs decide that the possibility of losing now, vs the inevitability of losing in 2029, is a decent enough gamble. That would also be the funniest outcome. If you start seeing mass resignations, this is a very likely outcome.

Alternatively, Starmer could face a leadership challenge. The way the labour leadership process works means there's a delay between the appearance of a challenge and the actual process starting, which leaves Starmer with a choice: go down as a failed leader who was ousted by his party, or trigger an election, which either gains him the support from the electorate to obviate the leadership challenge, or lays the responsibility for his defeat on the plebs rather than his own failings. He can salve his conscience with the belief that the racist yobbos failed him in his hour of need. A GE also delays the leadership process.

Finally, Starmer could be challenged and lose, and the new leader could call an election to establish a mandate - or, depending in their stance, could face a no confidence vote from an opposing wing of the party. Remember that the labour leader isn't soley elected by the PLP, so the sitting MPs could end up with a leader they fundamentally oppose, at a point when the party is in crisis and the electorate is demanding blood.

As for why Starmer might face a challenge: He is a control freak. Ministers have no autonomy whatsoever, beyond anything even Blair could have imagined. The entire cabinet marches to the tune set by Starmer's chief of staff, Morgan McSweeney.

DreinMeinVein said:
The self-identified queers ran away from Labour last year.
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The ones that have run to the left of Labour are the activists and the tranny-supporters, who have swarmed to the greens as the party of contrarian degeneracy. They are a minority of the so-called community, with disproportionate attention given to them by the media-political class. Gay normies (if such a thing could be said to exist) still orbit around the lib/lab barycentre, with a contingent sidling over to reform and the tories for their overtly anti-trans stance.
 
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anklyscr said:
Stopped reading right there.
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It's quite funny though that Owen Jones, Steve Bray and Netanya Smith, who were previously beating the drums for Labour because 'Tories are scum' have now backtracked because Labour is too toxic for even them.

The Lib Dems have already said that they are targeting the Middle Class Europhile Tories, whilst the Greens are attracting the trust-fund woke kids.

This means that Reform UK are now the de facto Socialists/Working Class party.

The Gatekeepers have had their day.

@teriyakiburns My thoughts exactly re: a Leadership challenge and a GE. Very well put!
 
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MET have dropped their investigation into Rupert Lowe.

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edit: Farage needs to go, but he likely won't go voluntarily. It's the labour problem in miniature when you think about it; seated MPs beholden to the leader, all power concentrated in the leader, any process to evict the leader could also destroy the party. Leader has a paki hand up his jacksie.
 
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