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https://news.sky.com/story/row-over-new-greggs-vegan-sausage-rolls-heats-up-11597679 (https://archive.ph/5Ba6o)

A heated row has broken out over a move by Britain's largest bakery chain to launch a vegan sausage roll.

The pastry, which is filled with a meat substitute and encased in 96 pastry layers, is available in 950 Greggs stores across the country.

It was promised after 20,000 people signed a petition calling for the snack to be launched to accommodate plant-based diet eaters.


But the vegan sausage roll's launch has been greeted by a mixed reaction: Some consumers welcomed it, while others voiced their objections.

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Cook and food poverty campaigner Jack Monroe declared she was "frantically googling to see what time my nearest opens tomorrow morning because I will be outside".

While TV writer Brydie Lee-Kennedy called herself "very pro the Greggs vegan sausage roll because anything that wrenches veganism back from the 'clean eating' wellness folk is a good thing".

One Twitter user wrote that finding vegan sausage rolls missing from a store in Corby had "ruined my morning".

Another said: "My son is allergic to dairy products which means I can't really go to Greggs when he's with me. Now I can. Thank you vegans."

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TV presenter Piers Morgan led the charge of those outraged by the new roll.

"Nobody was waiting for a vegan bloody sausage, you PC-ravaged clowns," he wrote on Twitter.

Mr Morgan later complained at receiving "howling abuse from vegans", adding: "I get it, you're all hangry. I would be too if I only ate plants and gruel."

Another Twitter user said: "I really struggle to believe that 20,000 vegans are that desperate to eat in a Greggs."

"You don't paint a mustach (sic) on the Mona Lisa and you don't mess with the perfect sausage roll," one quipped.

Journalist Nooruddean Choudry suggested Greggs introduce a halal steak bake to "crank the fume levels right up to 11".

The bakery chain told concerned customers that "change is good" and that there would "always be a classic sausage roll".

It comes on the same day McDonald's launched its first vegetarian "Happy Meal", designed for children.

The new dish comes with a "veggie wrap", instead of the usual chicken or beef option.

It should be noted that Piers Morgan and Greggs share the same PR firm, so I'm thinking this is some serious faux outrage and South Park KKK gambiting here.
 
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Any of you bongs got some good news, rumours and sources on whatever the fuck is going on in Londonstan? Something about a bomb/attempted bombing on the US Embassy and some comotion at Gatwick airport at the same time?
 
Any of you bongs got some good news, rumours and sources on whatever the fuck is going on in Londonstan? Something about a bomb/attempted bombing on the US Embassy and some comotion at Gatwick airport at the same time?
It's coming up to the holiday season. Expect to see random evacuations, temporary closures and IT glitches at; Heathrow, Gatwick, Luton, Manchester, Glasgow and Edinburgh airports.

I'm not saying this instance is a nothing burger, I am saying the EU do not want people flying, or travelling.
 
Any of you bongs got some good news, rumours and sources on whatever the fuck is going on in Londonstan? Something about a bomb/attempted bombing on the US Embassy and some comotion at Gatwick airport at the same time?
Oh, that's funny. There was a bomb scare at a Glasgow bus station like yesterday.
 
Any of you bongs got some good news, rumours and sources on whatever the fuck is going on in Londonstan? Something about a bomb/attempted bombing on the US Embassy and some comotion at Gatwick airport at the same time?
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The met is claiming the US embassy was hoax device, nothing to see here…

Was it the religion of peace then?

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Seems Gatwick incident investigation is still ongoing

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So supposedly there was a Chinese vessel crossing when cables were cut, just a few days ago a Russian ship was on the coast of Dublin/Isle of Man above undersea internet cables. What does Keir decide to do at the G20 Summit? Cosier up and suck Xi Jinpings' cock. I'm getting fed up, MATI at how incompetent and weak the UK and European (not all) leaders have been. Does Keir have any backbone at this point? I understand that being a leader of a country you must try to be diplomatic and appease everyone and being in a country like the UK that means varying opinions, religions, beliefs and values- but I respect someone more when they have firm, backed beliefs and are fair but stick to their principles, whether or not I personally agree with them or not, and Keir just seems like.. a giant fucking pussy.

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https://news.sky.com/story/tracking...tic-sea-communication-cables-damaged-13257184
 
I understand that being a leader of a country you must try to be diplomatic and appease everyone and being in a country like the UK that means varying opinions, religions, beliefs and values- but I respect someone more when they have firm, backed beliefs and are fair but stick to their principles, whether or not I personally agree with them or not, and Keir just seems like.. a giant fucking pussy.
I think you're getting confused here. Keir - like all UK politicians - wants money and power and he's more than happy to sell everyone's possessions and bodies to the highest bidder.
There's simply no room in their world for deviation or inattention. That means respecting whatever fate they assign to you and dying on command.
 
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