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https://news.sky.com/story/row-over-new-greggs-vegan-sausage-rolls-heats-up-11597679 (https://archive.ph/5Ba6o)

A heated row has broken out over a move by Britain's largest bakery chain to launch a vegan sausage roll.

The pastry, which is filled with a meat substitute and encased in 96 pastry layers, is available in 950 Greggs stores across the country.

It was promised after 20,000 people signed a petition calling for the snack to be launched to accommodate plant-based diet eaters.


But the vegan sausage roll's launch has been greeted by a mixed reaction: Some consumers welcomed it, while others voiced their objections.

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#VEGANsausageroll thanks Greggs

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Cook and food poverty campaigner Jack Monroe declared she was "frantically googling to see what time my nearest opens tomorrow morning because I will be outside".

While TV writer Brydie Lee-Kennedy called herself "very pro the Greggs vegan sausage roll because anything that wrenches veganism back from the 'clean eating' wellness folk is a good thing".

One Twitter user wrote that finding vegan sausage rolls missing from a store in Corby had "ruined my morning".

Another said: "My son is allergic to dairy products which means I can't really go to Greggs when he's with me. Now I can. Thank you vegans."

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The hype got me like #Greggs #Veganuary

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TV presenter Piers Morgan led the charge of those outraged by the new roll.

"Nobody was waiting for a vegan bloody sausage, you PC-ravaged clowns," he wrote on Twitter.

Mr Morgan later complained at receiving "howling abuse from vegans", adding: "I get it, you're all hangry. I would be too if I only ate plants and gruel."

Another Twitter user said: "I really struggle to believe that 20,000 vegans are that desperate to eat in a Greggs."

"You don't paint a mustach (sic) on the Mona Lisa and you don't mess with the perfect sausage roll," one quipped.

Journalist Nooruddean Choudry suggested Greggs introduce a halal steak bake to "crank the fume levels right up to 11".

The bakery chain told concerned customers that "change is good" and that there would "always be a classic sausage roll".

It comes on the same day McDonald's launched its first vegetarian "Happy Meal", designed for children.

The new dish comes with a "veggie wrap", instead of the usual chicken or beef option.

It should be noted that Piers Morgan and Greggs share the same PR firm, so I'm thinking this is some serious faux outrage and South Park KKK gambiting here.

 

[Free the Pedos]

I only picked up on it because I have the only other accent on the planet which does that

Does which part?

 

[Bloom Worm Cross Field]

Here's another post about the killer

https://x.com/SuperfluityUK/status/1818976940935581897

https://archive.is/Q46Nq

https://archive.is/1zfQy

Axel Rudakubana was in my daughter’s school a couple of years below her & his brother Dion was in her year. He got expelled for, among other things, chasing someone with a hockey stick & she said he was open about having a “kill list”. That fact was known to authorities #range

Yes - he was put on a Deprivation of Liberty Safeguards (DoLS) order.

Points for credibility:

• Mostly normal-person-sounding account
• Prior posts do not have a right-wing agenda, in fact, seemingly the opposite (goes on about "no human is illegal", "the conservatives are using Nazi language")
• Knows that the killer and his brother attended Range High School
• Seems to be some small business account that the owner uses for personal posting
• Business in bio links to a website that shows the company as having an 01704 number - the prefix of the area that the school is in

 

[MadStan]

Lots of calls for violence on here. Don’t be surprised if they take it to heart - watch out for the subways Brits. You get what you sow.

 

[Midwit]

i swear that beardy cunt's a yid

That's infamous war criminal Joshua Tomar.

The election has probably saved them from dealing with the tipping point.

It would explain how Sunak managed to sabotage his campaign at every possible turn, the Tories being worried about shit hitting the fan and deliberately fucking up so that Labour takes the blame is probably the best decision they could have made.

History is a circle ,not a flat progressive line, this has happened before and will happen in the future .

History is a line drawn by a spastic.

the guy who mentioned which parts of a vehicle has high-grade steel alloys

Leaf springs are made out of good shit if you wanted to take up swordsmithing as a hobby.

watch out for the subways Brits

I don't know what any of this has to do with a chain of sandwich shops.

 

[6MillionCoofs]

Idk, I sense fear,

That’s because they are afraid.
They don’t tell us stuff, well they saw what happened and what we all thought.
They do tell us stuff and it won’t take long for us to learn the kid was known to the places ages in advance and was likely radicaluzed and they did nothing.

Because kids were killed and publicly so they all know the situstion is beyond fucked.

 

[Dead Gay Muppet Gangbang]

TIME FOR ANGLOS TO RISE UP AGAINST JOSH'S DISCRIMINATION

SHOW 'EM WHO YOU ARE, MATES

 

[FedPostalService]

Time is on Labours side. The footie kicks off in a fortnight, so as long as they can make it to there without real issues, the circus kicks in and the yobs go home to watch norf FC

I look forward to women commentators on Sky Sports clutching their pearls at the doubleplus ungood wromgthink chants from the crowds

Stand up to racism are apparently meeting outside the central library to protest it and next to them in front of the art gallery is where the Palestine protesters gather every week at that time before blocking a load of roads in the city centre, there's a lot of building work outside the town hall right now so I don't know how much space there actually is outside. Could be interesting, could be nothing, maybe the palestine guys will get distracted and not make Leeds city centre on a Saturday worse.

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Stand up to racism seem to be organising quite a lot of counter protests
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The Soros Foundation deploying Black Bloc to try and intimidate people into silence could achieve the very opposite this time. They will be going against grown men and not middle aged feminist cat ladies.

 

[Hermann von Salsa]

I pray for my British brethren to weather this political shitstorm, hopefully the Muslim threaten will subside and they can finally find peace and safety in their own neighborhood's.

 

[Adolf Kotler]

He founded the English Defence League which unlike the British Nationalist Party managed to draw in both Working Class and Middle Class support. "Suits and boots" as a Met officer once described it. And that is anathema to the British establishment. Large political change happens when the Middle Class and the Working Class start working together. That's how the French Revolution happened.

The BNP had a big stigma around it. The EDL was new and at the start not as tarnished. The media go into overdrive to show a bunch of savage yobs not to attack savage yobs but to make it untenable for Middle Class people to be seen to associate with the organisation.

He's not exactly some lily-white academic. I've seen him throw a (pretty good) punch. But yeah, they'll stitch him up every way they can because there's plenty for people to be angry about but humans require a person to gather around for it to crystallise into action. British establishment is very good at identifying those seeds before they grow too far and digging them out.

He's controlled opposition and on the ZOG payroll.

These kosher Nationalist pro-Israel groups exist as a pressure valve to suck support away from genuine racial nationalist groups which focus on the root of the problem, aka organised international jewry.

EDL/Britain First etc concentrates almost solely on muslims and the leadership vehemently opposes any sort of "neo-nazi" anti-jewish rhetoric.

Imagine being British lol.

It's certainly preferable to being a nigger worshipping, obese, Amerimutt.

What an absolute hell hole. If I was British I would kill myself.


Civil war? They won't even have butter knives to bring to the gunfight.

And you LARP'ing lard buckets have muh gunz but are too scared to use them.

This is why we declared independence from london all those years ago.

London is basically a separate entity to the rest of the UK and may aswell be classed as a different country.

Can't we have one right wing figure in the West for once that ISN'T associated with Jews and the government for once,

The security services would never allow it. I think National Action were the closest thing in recent times, but the group was banned a few years ago and many of its members arrested and prosecuted.

The jury is still out whether the entire thing was an MI5/MI6 honeypot.... by the end it was evident that the organisation had been heavily infiltrated.

As for groups like the EDL, I highly suspect that they've been wheeled out again to drum up support for Israel and quell any kind of mass public dissent, since the zionists have lost the leftist vote at this point.

 

[Midwit]

Gordon Bennett man, just make a single post for this shit.

edit: Thanks for that @AnOminous, shit's much easier to deal with when it's put into a neat little pile.

 

[Doctor Love]

Does which part?

Still pronounces words with a Z, not with an S, and as a result spells Z sounds with an S.

It's like the inverse of American English, where the language gets even harder to spell.

Spoiler

Pussy sounds normal, bussy comes out as "buzzy"

 

[Adolf Kotler]

Gordon Bennett man, just make a single post for this shit.

Go back to preddit, Margaret.

 

[Midwit]

Go back to preddit, Margaret.

 

[Whoopsie Daisy]

That quintuple-posting newfag glows so bright that it made the Japanese check on Nagasaki.

 

[FedPostalService]

That quintuple-posting newfag glows so bright that it made the Japanese check on Nagasaki.

Those brave police officers will be getting paid time and a half for shitting up this thread. Show some respect.

 

[Adolf Kotler]

I hereby declare this a jewish/Amerimutt free thread....

 

[SirCliveSinclairdabbing]

Those brave police officers will be getting paid time and a half for shitting up this thread. Show some respect.

Fun fact police have a very tight budget for hours worked even at higher levels of response.
Stretch that and break then that way.

 

[3deadniggers]

How the fuck do you argue that the child of a bunch of genocidal niggers was radicalized recently? His family considers genocide like earl grey drinkers consider tennis to be something you do on the weekend with the neighbours.

I'm cancelling weekend travel plans. Don't fancy being caught in the middle of various mobs crossing the country or having to visit certain stations. There's going to be people looking for trouble and I think it's better to wait the week out and see how things go before ending up on a Birmingham train with god knows who looking for targets. The amount of knife fights going on this week and knowing how much Londoners love to bring machetes on trains makes me think we're going to see some nasty scenes in the very near future. The yuffs won't take the push back and will lash out with violence to try and intimidate the natives back into passivity and there's no reason for the decent kiwis here to end up as a headline. Stay safe this weekend lads, unless you think that wild niggers aren't dangerous in which case, congrats on The Sun featuring you on the front page on Monday.

 

[Coelacanth]

Those brave police officers will be getting paid time and a half for shitting up this thread. Show some respect.

Quick! Get onto a VPN and post pics of John Venerables. That'll triple the workload for the plods here.

Also good morning. Had a rough night thanks to the unbearable Summer heat. Can we deport the extra 10-15 degrees that no doubt came over with the African migrants too?

Stay safe this weekend lads, unless you think that wild niggers aren't dangerous in which case, congrats on The Sun featuring you on the front page on Monday.

This. Avoid large cities - they're gonna be hotspots for protesting that will no doubt be met with police violence and/or migrants.

 

[3deadniggers]

Quick! Get onto a VPN and post pics of John Venerables. That'll triple the workload for the plods here.

Also good morning. Had a rough night thanks to the unbearable Summer heat. Can we deport the extra 10-15 degrees that no doubt came over with the African migrants too?


This. Avoid large cities - they're gonna be hotspots for protesting that will no doubt be met with police violence and/or migrants.

I would avoid towns as well. This heat and the social climate is begging for a proper kick off. After tea time I'd consider any major population centers off limits due to their immigrant populations. Doesn't need to be a full riot/protest for a couple of yobbos to cave your skull in.