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A heated row has broken out over a move by Britain's largest bakery chain to launch a vegan sausage roll.

The pastry, which is filled with a meat substitute and encased in 96 pastry layers, is available in 950 Greggs stores across the country.

It was promised after 20,000 people signed a petition calling for the snack to be launched to accommodate plant-based diet eaters.


But the vegan sausage roll's launch has been greeted by a mixed reaction: Some consumers welcomed it, while others voiced their objections.

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Cook and food poverty campaigner Jack Monroe declared she was "frantically googling to see what time my nearest opens tomorrow morning because I will be outside".

While TV writer Brydie Lee-Kennedy called herself "very pro the Greggs vegan sausage roll because anything that wrenches veganism back from the 'clean eating' wellness folk is a good thing".

One Twitter user wrote that finding vegan sausage rolls missing from a store in Corby had "ruined my morning".

Another said: "My son is allergic to dairy products which means I can't really go to Greggs when he's with me. Now I can. Thank you vegans."

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TV presenter Piers Morgan led the charge of those outraged by the new roll.

"Nobody was waiting for a vegan bloody sausage, you PC-ravaged clowns," he wrote on Twitter.

Mr Morgan later complained at receiving "howling abuse from vegans", adding: "I get it, you're all hangry. I would be too if I only ate plants and gruel."

Another Twitter user said: "I really struggle to believe that 20,000 vegans are that desperate to eat in a Greggs."

"You don't paint a mustach (sic) on the Mona Lisa and you don't mess with the perfect sausage roll," one quipped.

Journalist Nooruddean Choudry suggested Greggs introduce a halal steak bake to "crank the fume levels right up to 11".

The bakery chain told concerned customers that "change is good" and that there would "always be a classic sausage roll".

It comes on the same day McDonald's launched its first vegetarian "Happy Meal", designed for children.

The new dish comes with a "veggie wrap", instead of the usual chicken or beef option.

It should be noted that Piers Morgan and Greggs share the same PR firm, so I'm thinking this is some serious faux outrage and South Park KKK gambiting here.
 
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I'm sure this coinciding with her employment being revealed as some shady shit is pure coincidence...
While that side of it is dodgy and might mean she's been promoted over her ability mistakes do happen all the time. Incompetence is more likely than deliberate malice, especially when it's the BBC.

I do hate she's lying about what it is. You swore, apologise and move on. "I was counting down" is the excuse a child makes.
 
While that side of it is dodgy and might mean she's been promoted over her ability mistakes do happen all the time. Incompetence is more likely than deliberate malice, especially when it's the BBC.
Sounds reasonable...
I do hate she's lying about what it is. You swore, apologise and move on. "I was counting down" is the excuse a child makes.
...Counterpoint: Nigger. Also, BBC.
So lying BBC Nigger (because she is BBC, also a nigger) is also an option.

Or do you think she got the job because of her journalistic integrity and undying quest for the truth?
 
Or do you think she got the job because of her journalistic integrity and undying quest for the truth?
I don't think the majority of journalists today have their jobs because either of those.

(Sorry I cant archive, on phone)
Judges have ruled that the UK government acted lawfully in blocking Scotland's gender self-ID reforms.
Legislation making it easier for people to change their legally-recognised sex was passed by the Scottish Parliament last year.
The UK government blocked it from becoming law over fears it would impact on equality laws across Great Britain.
The Court of Session in Edinburgh has now rejected a Scottish government legal challenge to the veto.
The Scottish government has 21 days to decide whether it wants to appeal against the ruling, and the case could ultimately end up in the Supreme Court in London.
The legislation received cross-party support in Holyrood, passing by 86 votes to 39 after a highly-charged debate.

Campaigners against the reforms warned the legislation could risk the safety of women and girls in same-sex spaces such as hospital wards and refuges.
Supporters argued it would make the process of obtaining a gender recognition certificate (GRC) easier and less traumatic for trans people.

The legislation would remove the need for trans people to be diagnosed with gender dysphoria by a doctor before they are allowed to change their legally-recognised sex in Scotland, and would lower the age that someone can apply for a GRC from 18 to 16.
The period in which applicants would need to have lived in their acquired gender would be cut from two years to three months.
The UK government stepped in to block the bill from receiving royal assent after it was passed by MSPs, using powers contained in section 35 of the Scotland Act for the first time.
Scottish Secretary Alister Jack raised concerns that the reforms could adversely impact on the 2010 Equality Act, which applies in Scotland, England and Wales and sets out protections for groups including women and transgender people.


The Scottish government challenged the move at the Court of Session - Scotland's highest civil court - with its top law officer, Lord Advocate Dorothy Bain, arguing that Mr Jack did not have "reasonable grounds" to block the bill.
Ms Bain also claimed that if the UK government was successful, Westminster "could veto practically any act of the Scottish Parliament having an impact on reserved matters because he disagreed with it on policy grounds".
But in her written ruling, judge Lady Haldane dismissed the Scottish government's appeal and said the block on the legislation was lawful.
She said Mr Jack followed correct legal procedures when he made his decision to invoke section 35 and that the Scottish government had failed to show that he had made legal errors.
The judge wrote: "I cannot conclude that he (Mr Jack) failed in his duty to take such steps as were reasonable in all the circumstances to acquaint himself with material sufficient to permit him to reach the decision that he did."
Lady Haldane also said that "Section 35 does not, in and of itself, impact on the separation of powers or other fundamental constitutional principle. Rather it is itself part of the constitutional framework."

Welcoming the judgement, Mr Jack said it "upholds my decision to prevent the Scottish government's gender recognition legislation from becoming law".
He added: "I was clear that this legislation would have had adverse effects on the operation of the law as it applies to reserved matters, including on important Great Britain-wide equality protections.
"Following this latest court defeat for the Scottish government, their ministers need to stop wasting taxpayers' money pursuing needless legal action and focus on the real issues which matter to people in Scotland - such as growing the economy and cutting waiting lists."

Humza Yousaf decided to proceed with the legal challenge shortly after succeeding Nicola Sturgeon - a passionate supporter of trans rights - as first minister earlier this year.
Writing on X, formerly Twitter, he described the ruling as a "dark day for devolution".
Mr Yousaf said: "Today's judgment confirms beyond doubt that devolution is fundamentally flawed. The court has confirmed that legislation passed by a majority in Holyrood can be struck down by Westminster.
"The only way to guarantee we get true self-government is through independence. Sovereignty should lie with the people of Scotland, not a Westminster government we didn't vote for with the ability to overrule our laws."
He was the only one of the three candidates in the SNP leadership contest who backed taking legal action and the issue has been deeply divisive within the party.
Colin Macfarlane, director of nations at LGBTQ+ charity Stonewall, said the ruling would "mean more uncertainty for trans people in Scotland who will be waiting once again to see whether they will be able to have their gender legally recognised through a process that is in line with leading nations like Ireland, Canada and New Zealand."
Labour's shadow Scottish secretary Ian Murray said it was "disappointing this legalisation ended in the courts but this ruling should be respected".
Shortly after the reforms were passed, double rapist Isla Bryson - who changed gender after being arrested for attacking two women - was remanded to a women's jail.
Bryson was subsequently moved to a male prison after the case sparked widespread anger. The Scottish government said the new legislation had no impact on the decision about where Bryson was held.
Presentational grey line

Analysis box by Philip Sim, political correspondent, Scotland

As befitting an unprecedented case, this is in Lady Haldane's words a "novel and complex" ruling.
She actually concluded in part that this is a situation where many decisions could have been taken, and that "there is possibly no single right answer" - but that the courts should only intervene in the case of a clear error in law.
The judge concluded that Alister Jack was entitled to make a decision on this, and that he had taken the proper steps to come to a view, without going into the even knottier territory of whether it was the right one.
All of that complexity means there could be room for appeal.
The Scottish government will be combing through the ruling to see if there are grounds to go back to court.
Mr Jack has urged them not to, telling them not to waste public funds on further legal action.
But ministers will perhaps put more weight on the position of the Scottish Greens, their partners in government, who are absolutely furious about the "horrible, heartbreaking and unjust" outcome.
Challenging UK ministers on this has been a red line for the Greens in the past. It may be that Scottish ministers have little choice but to fight on if they are to keep their partnership government together.
 
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British inquiry finds serious failings at hospitals where worker had sex with more than 100 corpses​

By BRIAN MELLEY
Updated 12:59 AM UTC, November 29, 2023

LONDON (AP) — A British government-ordered inquiry said Tuesday it found serious failings at hospitals where an electrician who was later convicted of murder had been able to have sex with more than 100 corpses over 15 years without being detected.
David Fuller’s necrophilia was uncovered in 2020 when police used DNA to tie him to the 1987 slayings of two women and also discovered millions of images of sexual abuse in his home. The images included videos of him having sex with the dead bodies of women and girls in the mortuaries at two hospitals where he worked in southeast England.
“The offenses that David Fuller committed were truly shocking,” the 308-page inquiry report said. “However, the failures of management, governance, regulation and processes, and a persistent lack of curiosity, all contributed to the creation of the environment in which he was able to offend.

“This is not solely the story of a rogue electrical maintenance supervisor. David Fuller’s victims and their relatives were repeatedly let down by those at all levels whose job it was to protect and care for them.”

Fuller, 69, is serving a life sentence with no chance of release after pleading guilty to two counts of murder. He is serving a concurrent 12-year term after admitting dozens of instances of necrophilia that the prosecutor in the case said had never been seen on that scale before in a British court.

The inquiry was launched to find out how Fuller was able to get away with it for so long and to prevent such abuse from ever happening again.
Fuller, who had a criminal record as a burglar that he never disclosed in work papers, was hired at the now-closed Kent and Sussex Hospital two years after he killed Wendy Knell, 25, and Caroline Pierce, 20, in two separate attacks in the town of Tunbridge Wells in 1987. Those crimes wouldn’t be solved for 33 years, after he moved on to work at the Tunbridge Wells Hospital, in Pembury.
Fuller committed 140 violations against the bodies of at least 101 girls and women — aged 9 to 100 — between 2005 and 2020, the inquiry found. There was time-stamped photographic or video evidence of each instance.

The inquiry led by Jonathan Michael, a former NHS chief executive, made 17 recommendations including that surveillance cameras be installed in the mortuary and post-mortem room, and that non-mortuary workers and contractors be accompanied to the mortuary with another staff member.
Miles Scott, who became chief executive of Maidstone and Tunbridge Wells NHS Trust in 2018, said the vast majority of the report’s recommendations had been put in place and others would be accomplished soon. He said in a statement he was “deeply sorry for the pain and anguish” of the families of Fuller’s victims.
Fuller was brazen in committing his crimes, taking risks during working hours when other employees were in the mortuary, the report said. The inquiry said it could not determine how he had been able to carry out the abuse during working hours without being caught.
“It remains hard to believe not only that he took the risk of offending during normal mortuary working hours but that this was unnoticed by the mortuary staff who, we are told, were actually present in the department,” the report said.
Fuller, who would occasionally have to perform maintenance on the refrigeration system in the mortuary, routinely entered the department — as many as 444 times in one year — without being properly questioned, the inquiry said.

Fuller said he selected his victims by viewing a logbook. He avoided those who died of an infection or something like COVID-19, the report said.
Family members of the victims who were interviewed by the inquiry but not identified in the report said they were stunned when they learned what had happened to their loved ones and discussed how difficult it had been to carry on afterwards.
One widower said he couldn’t bring himself to tell his family members about it.
“The impact on my family has been non-existent, because they don’t know,” the man said. “It’s basically robbed me of 25 years of happy memories. … Anything that reminds me of my wife also reminds me of what David Fuller did to her.”
Many questioned how Fuller was able to get away with it when surveillance cameras are so prevalent throughout Britain. Some said they had lost trust in the NHS leadership with at least one family member calling for the CEO to be sacked.
“I know they’re not alive, but they are vulnerable individuals,” the daughter of one victim said. “So why on earth is someone who’s a subcontractor being allowed to go in and out of that building at all times a day without having some form of supervision? ... I find that an absolute disgraceful trust loss there.”
 
Fuller committed 140 violations against the bodies of at least 101 girls and women — aged 9 to 100

I've never read a sentence that got so much worse at a faster rate than this one. Goddamn.
 

James Bulger killer Jon Venables has failed in a bid to be freed from prison after parole officers ruled he remains a danger to children.
Venables, who murdered the two-year-old with Robert Thompson in Bootle, Merseyside in 1993, could go on to offend again, the Parole Board said.
Its report said his release at this point would not be safe for the public.
Venables was released on licence in 2001 but recalled after indecent images of children were found on his computer.
He was returned to prison in February 2010 and released again in August 2013 - but then called back in November 2017 for the same offence.

According to a summary of the latest decision, Venables had "accepted that he had a long-term sexual interest in children/indecent images of children", despite taking part in a "considerable amount of work in prison to address this area of risk".
He has a history of taking drugs and secretly trying to use the internet in breach of licence conditions, it said.
The panel was "concerned by continuing issues of sexual preoccupation in this case", warning there are "future risks" of him viewing more child sexual abuse images and of him "progressing to offences where he might have contact with children".

"Both of these present a risk of causing serious harm to others," the three-page document added.
The Parole Board said it doubted Venables ability to be open and honest with professionals, and concluded that there remained a need for him to "address outstanding levels of risk, and to develop his relationship with his probation officer."
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James Bulger was two when he was abducted and killed in 1993
There is a long-standing legal order in place to protect the identities of both Venables and Thompson because of their young age when they committed the murder.
For this reason, the chairwoman of the Parole Board of England and Wales, Caroline Corby, chose not to hold his parole hearing in public, and James's family were not able to attend.

Venables and Thompson, who was also 10 at the time, abducted James from a shopping centre in February 1993.
Together they led him to a nearby railway line, tortured and killed him.
They were released on licence in 2001 after serving eight years for the murder and were both given new identities.
Justice Secretary Alex Chalk said: "James Bulger's barbaric murder was a crime that shocked the nation and I welcome the Parole Board's decision to keep his killer behind bars.
"Public protection is our number one priority which is why I opposed Jon Venables' release and this government is reforming the parole system to introduce a stronger ministerial check on the release of the most dangerous offenders."

His previous parole review in 2020 determined he used sex and pornography "as a means of coping", felt a "lack of fulfilment in life" and had a "need for excitement", as it looked at his behaviour leading up to his more recent offences.
Venables will be eligible for another parole review in about two years' time.
 
The man is so dangerous he should never be let out. While it’s a shame we can’t see him swing from a rope this will have to do for now.
His previous parole review in 2020 determined he used sex and pornography "as a means of coping", felt a "lack of fulfilment in life"
Sounds like the right idea. Show mercy on him and put an end to the misery of his pathetic existence with a long drop from a short rope.
 
Hey, I'm considering writing to the King of England (in crayon) to ask for a knighthood so I can exchange gifts with Caroline Farrow, without upsetting her husband, in the tradition of courtly love.

Let me know if this is good:

His Majesty, The King
Buckingham Palace
London, England

Your Majesty,

I hope this letter finds you in the best of health and spirits. I must begin with a humble apology, for I am penning this missive without the customary permit, license, or even the distinguished honor of being a British citizen or subject. I trust that the absence of such formalities will be taken in the spirit of good humor in which this letter is written.

Your Majesty, I find myself in a rather unique predicament, one that I believe only your royal intervention can resolve. It has come to my attention, through the many tales of chivalry and courtly love that have traversed the seas to reach us, that a knight of the realm is granted certain... let's say, 'romantic' liberties. Liberties that a commoner such as myself can only dream of.

In light of this, I am writing to inquire about the possibility of being knighted. Now, I understand this is no small request, especially coming from someone who lacks not only a British lineage but also the necessary paperwork to even write this letter. However, I assure you, my intentions are as noble as they are unconventional.

You see, Your Majesty, I wish to engage in the time-honored tradition of courtly love. There is a lady, of great virtue and beauty, who has captured my heart - one Missus Caroline Farrow. Alas, she is married. Yet, in the tales of old, knights were often found expressing their admiration and love in the most respectful and honorable ways to ladies of the court, regardless of their marital status. It is in this tradition that I seek to partake, with the utmost respect and admiration for all parties involved.

I am under the possibly misguided belief that being knighted would grant me the social standing to engage in such noble pursuits without causing a scandal. I assure you, my intentions are purely in the spirit of the chivalrous tales that have so inspired me, and not in any way meant to disrupt the peace or sanctity of marriage.

In conclusion, Your Majesty, I humbly request your consideration of my plea. Should you find it in your heart to grant me this honor, I vow to uphold the noble traditions and values of knighthood to the best of my ability.

Thank you for your time and understanding. I eagerly await your response, with the hope that it will not require a permit or license to read.

Yours faithfully,

Doodoocaca
 
Scottish ministers have confirmed they will abandon their legal challenge against a UK government veto of gender recognition reforms.
Social Justice Secretary Shirley-Anne Somerville said the Scottish government would instead focus on improving transgender health care.
The Court of Session ruled earlier this month that the block on the gender self-ID reforms was legal.
The Scottish government had until 29 December to appeal against that ruling.
Scottish Secretary Alister Jack welcomed the decision and said the UK government would seek to reclaim expenses from the case.
Get fucked Scotroons
 
Get fucked Scotroons
Even better it was the Scottish courts that told the SNP everything that happened was nice and legal.

Of course they'll use that to keep banging the Independence drum, wonder if Kier will do a Cameron, let them have the vote and them immediately quit when the wrong choice is selected.
 

Teacher is banned for ‘misgendering’ pupil (Archive)

Kevin Lister lost ‘best job in world’ on very day Government finally issues trans guidance

A teacher has been banned from the profession for “misgendering” a pupil – with his ban coming through on the very same day the Government issued guidance to protect staff on trans issues, The Telegraph can reveal.

Kevin Lister, 60, lost his job at a further education college after refusing to use a male name and pronouns to refer to a 17-year-old female pupil who identified as a boy.

He also warned the pupil against “irreversible” surgical treatment.
Mr Lister said he had lost “the best job in the world” after 16 years of teaching.

He was later referred to the Disclosure and Barring Service (DBS), which informed him that he would be banned from working with children on Dec 19.

The same day, the Government issued its long-awaited trans guidance, including the provision that teachers should not be compelled to use a different pronoun if a child decides they want to change their gender.

Mr Lister said the ruling fundamentally undermined the “comprehensive guidance” issued by the Department for Education (DfE), which ministers claimed will give schools “greater confidence” in navigating trans issues.
The former maths teacher said the DBS ruling had exposed the flaws in the draft guidance, which is non-statutory and under consultation until March.

Mr Lister said: “It’s like driving a bulldozer through the guidance, and it’s not going to provide the protection that teachers are going to be looking for.

“Any school, anywhere in the country, now can do to any teacher who decides to follow the guidance… what they’ve done to me. Sack them, send them off to DBS and have them basically disbarred.”
He added: “This guidance has been undermined on day one… while the guidance is just guidance and not statutory then this situation can continue.”

Ministers opted for non-statutory guidance instead of a law that would have to go through a lengthy legislative process, prompting claims that teachers can simply ignore the guidance.

Exploit loopholes​

Critics, including the former prime minister Liz Truss, fear activists could exploit loopholes and have called for changes to be backed by the full force of the law.

The DBS concluded that Mr Lister had caused “emotional harm” to the student and would likely do so again if he was allowed to work with children in the future.

Its predecessor, the Independent Safeguarding Authority, was set up after Ian Huntley, a Cambridgeshire school caretaker, was found to have murdered pupils Jessica Chapman and Holly Wells. Nine allegations of sex offences had been made against him before his appointment.

Mr Lister claimed the safeguarding body was now being turned against gender-critical teachers and that he would be forced into taking early retirement.

He said: “I just cannot believe it. Basically I’m on the same level as Ian Huntley and all the other paedophile child molesters.

“The DBS are saying well anybody that doesn’t believe in transitioning children – as I don’t – are now a safeguarding risk and can be kicked out.

“So what you’re going to end up with in schools, is the only teachers that will be in schools will be trans activist teachers… [The guidance] hasn’t provided me with any protection at all.”

Agreeing pronoun changes​

The DfE’s guidance states: “It is expected that there will be very few occasions in which a school or college will be able to agree to a change of pronouns.

“On these rare occasions, no teacher or pupil should be compelled to use these preferred pronouns.”
A DBS spokesman said: “Educational settings implement their own safeguarding policies and are responsible for ensuring that all employees are committed to supporting the wellbeing of pupils and students.

“When people fail to or indicate that they will not comply with these policies, there is a legal duty to refer for barring investigations.

“The Disclosure and Barring Service is responsible for making fair, thorough and consistent decisions when a person is referred to barring.

“The decision to bar an individual is taken if there is evidence that the person has engaged in conduct that has harmed a child or adult or put them at risk of harm, and where there is a risk of recurrence. This is not strictly limited to physical harm but also psychological harm.”

The DfE declined to comment on a DBS case.
 
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