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https://news.sky.com/story/row-over-new-greggs-vegan-sausage-rolls-heats-up-11597679 (https://archive.ph/5Ba6o)

A heated row has broken out over a move by Britain's largest bakery chain to launch a vegan sausage roll.

The pastry, which is filled with a meat substitute and encased in 96 pastry layers, is available in 950 Greggs stores across the country.

It was promised after 20,000 people signed a petition calling for the snack to be launched to accommodate plant-based diet eaters.


But the vegan sausage roll's launch has been greeted by a mixed reaction: Some consumers welcomed it, while others voiced their objections.

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Cook and food poverty campaigner Jack Monroe declared she was "frantically googling to see what time my nearest opens tomorrow morning because I will be outside".

While TV writer Brydie Lee-Kennedy called herself "very pro the Greggs vegan sausage roll because anything that wrenches veganism back from the 'clean eating' wellness folk is a good thing".

One Twitter user wrote that finding vegan sausage rolls missing from a store in Corby had "ruined my morning".

Another said: "My son is allergic to dairy products which means I can't really go to Greggs when he's with me. Now I can. Thank you vegans."

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TV presenter Piers Morgan led the charge of those outraged by the new roll.

"Nobody was waiting for a vegan bloody sausage, you PC-ravaged clowns," he wrote on Twitter.

Mr Morgan later complained at receiving "howling abuse from vegans", adding: "I get it, you're all hangry. I would be too if I only ate plants and gruel."

Another Twitter user said: "I really struggle to believe that 20,000 vegans are that desperate to eat in a Greggs."

"You don't paint a mustach (sic) on the Mona Lisa and you don't mess with the perfect sausage roll," one quipped.

Journalist Nooruddean Choudry suggested Greggs introduce a halal steak bake to "crank the fume levels right up to 11".

The bakery chain told concerned customers that "change is good" and that there would "always be a classic sausage roll".

It comes on the same day McDonald's launched its first vegetarian "Happy Meal", designed for children.

The new dish comes with a "veggie wrap", instead of the usual chicken or beef option.

It should be noted that Piers Morgan and Greggs share the same PR firm, so I'm thinking this is some serious faux outrage and South Park KKK gambiting here.
 
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Following news of a Russian financed ransomware gang assaulting a corporation that plays a major part in Britain's Financial System, stock trading in London has been thrown into pandemonium.
 

Classic sitcom Fawlty Towers is set to be rebooted by John Cleese and his daughter, Camilla Cleese.

The Monty Python’s Flying Circus actor, who starred in the original series as irascible hotel owner Basil Fawlty, is making the new series in collaboration with Spinal Tap filmmaker Rob Reiner.

Both Cleese and his daughter will write and star in the revival, which is currently in development.


According to Deadline, the series will “explore how Cleese’s over-the-top, cynical and misanthropic Basil Fawlty navigates the modern world”.

“John Cleese is a comedy legend. Just the idea of working with him makes me laugh,” Reiner said.
Just fucking why though
 
I've minimal hope for it not being awful.
John Cleese has said some pretty based things by Clown World standards, so it might not be terrible. The man has said in interviews he laments the current death of comedy, for example, as well as the fact certain things are off-limits.
 
John Cleese has said some pretty based things by Clown World standards, so it might not be terrible. The man has said in interviews he laments the current death of comedy, for example, as well as the fact certain things are off-limits.
If anyone else rebooted Fawlty Towers I'd weep. But Cleese gave all his fucks many years ago, so this might be amazing. Imagine Manuel replaced by a transwoman.

"Emanuelle, take the bags to room 5"
"¿Que?"
*Slap*
"I'm sorry, he's a troon"
*Laugh track*
 
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John Cleese has said some pretty based things by Clown World standards, so it might not be terrible. The man has said in interviews he laments the current death of comedy, for example, as well as the fact certain things are off-limits.
I'm aware of that but honestly "fuck woke" is not enough to make a good show. Reboots are terrible at the moment. The presence of his daughter suggests this might be as an engine for her career and while I like the guy Cleese is a lot older now and may not have the same Basil energy he needs.
I suspect it will be bad and smug twits will gloat for years about it as though it somehow balances the unending torrent of mediocre to bad produced using their values.
 
The man has waited 74 years for this coronation, he's champing at the bit for it and it's a once in a lifetime event for him. If he wants to go a bit mental and splurge then it's fair game in my opinion.
It’s a coronation, I want it lavish. I want gilt and pomp and random rituals not penny pinching.
 
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