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https://news.sky.com/story/row-over-new-greggs-vegan-sausage-rolls-heats-up-11597679 (https://archive.ph/5Ba6o)

A heated row has broken out over a move by Britain's largest bakery chain to launch a vegan sausage roll.

The pastry, which is filled with a meat substitute and encased in 96 pastry layers, is available in 950 Greggs stores across the country.

It was promised after 20,000 people signed a petition calling for the snack to be launched to accommodate plant-based diet eaters.


But the vegan sausage roll's launch has been greeted by a mixed reaction: Some consumers welcomed it, while others voiced their objections.

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Cook and food poverty campaigner Jack Monroe declared she was "frantically googling to see what time my nearest opens tomorrow morning because I will be outside".

While TV writer Brydie Lee-Kennedy called herself "very pro the Greggs vegan sausage roll because anything that wrenches veganism back from the 'clean eating' wellness folk is a good thing".

One Twitter user wrote that finding vegan sausage rolls missing from a store in Corby had "ruined my morning".

Another said: "My son is allergic to dairy products which means I can't really go to Greggs when he's with me. Now I can. Thank you vegans."

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TV presenter Piers Morgan led the charge of those outraged by the new roll.

"Nobody was waiting for a vegan bloody sausage, you PC-ravaged clowns," he wrote on Twitter.

Mr Morgan later complained at receiving "howling abuse from vegans", adding: "I get it, you're all hangry. I would be too if I only ate plants and gruel."

Another Twitter user said: "I really struggle to believe that 20,000 vegans are that desperate to eat in a Greggs."

"You don't paint a mustach (sic) on the Mona Lisa and you don't mess with the perfect sausage roll," one quipped.

Journalist Nooruddean Choudry suggested Greggs introduce a halal steak bake to "crank the fume levels right up to 11".

The bakery chain told concerned customers that "change is good" and that there would "always be a classic sausage roll".

It comes on the same day McDonald's launched its first vegetarian "Happy Meal", designed for children.

The new dish comes with a "veggie wrap", instead of the usual chicken or beef option.

It should be noted that Piers Morgan and Greggs share the same PR firm, so I'm thinking this is some serious faux outrage and South Park KKK gambiting here.
 
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Yeah, that's what those Red Wall voters want; the new PM to fly to Egypt for a climate conference while they're freezing in their homes. Great start.
All the Tories had to do was not be a bunch of moustache-twirling, out-of-touch Oxbridge toffs for five fucking minutes and they couldn't even manage that.
 
All the Tories had to do was not be a bunch of moustache-twirling, out-of-touch Oxbridge toffs for five fucking minutes and they couldn't even manage that.
Be fair mate, that's like asking Labour not to be Marxist nonces or the Lib Dems not be spineless retards.
 
The Asian population has barely changed since 2011, if current estimates are to be believed. The whole demographic storm thing is just a meme, encouraged by a few population hotspots and media "representation" that has most people convinced the native English population is less than 50%. If you ignore London, it's over 90%.
Care to eat your words now?


New census just dropped and BTFO of your stupid fucking arguments. Still love you though bby.

Note: that's 1 in 6 BORN OUTSIDE the UK. Doesn't even take into account the ones born here who are non-white.

Will you take the blinkers from your eyes yet?
 
Do you mind telling this Burger the last time the LibDems actually mattered? Because I forgot they did for a while there.
In 1988 they erupted onto to the scene as a possible third party in a two party system. Jimmies were rustled, pants were shit, and an already jaded Vesperus signed up as a party member.

About 3 years later everyone realized they were shit and they've been the official "none of the above" party ever since. But they prompted some good Spitting Image skits back in the day.

TLDR:1988
 
All the Tories had to do was not be a bunch of moustache-twirling, out-of-touch Oxbridge toffs for five fucking minutes and they couldn't even manage that.
Hi, I'm Boris Johnson and have just secured one of the biggest majorities for the Tory party in decades, now if we don't fuck things up, we could potentially be in power for a decade+. Oh, whoops, I have suddenly having some stomach rumbles. Hold on, let me get onto the bed and pull my pants down. Oh noooooo....I've just taken a massive diarrhetic shit all over the bed, better give up the job to Liz Truss...oh no, she's also had a massive shit on the bed as well, how will we ever recover?

A Tory Story - 2019-2022.
 
Do you mind telling this Burger the last time the LibDems actually mattered? Because I forgot they did for a while there.
2010 when they signed a deal with the devil by joining the Conservatives in a coalition, reneged on all their campaign promises and killed their relevance which has lasted to this day.
 
Hi, I'm Boris Johnson and have just secured one of the biggest majorities for the Tory party in decades, now if we don't fuck things up, we could potentially be in power for a decade+. Oh, whoops, I have suddenly having some stomach rumbles. Hold on, let me get onto the bed and pull my pants down. Oh noooooo....I've just taken a massive diarrhetic shit all over the bed, better give up the job to Liz Truss...oh no, she's also had a massive shit on the bed as well, how will we ever recover?

A Tory Story - 2019-2022.
It's pretty astonishing when you think about it. Under our system, when you get the kind of majority BoJo did, you can literally do anything. No horse trading, no constitution to worry about. Any legislation you don't like? Rip it up.

What did he do with this incredible opportunity that you wait your whole political life for? I can't think of a fucking thing.
 
It's pretty astonishing when you think about it. Under our system, when you get the kind of majority BoJo did, you can literally do anything. No horse trading, no constitution to worry about. Any legislation you don't like? Rip it up.

What did he do with this incredible opportunity that you wait your whole political life for? I can't think of a fucking thing.
Yeah, it's not like the US where there are all these checks and balances, he could basically ram through any legislation he wanted to and it will eventually happen. Even Lords I believe only has delaying powers, not the ability to outright deny legislation from the Commons. It's what fucking Blair did for his entire tenure. Did none of it and gaffed everything up.
 

UK: Serial Offender Appears In Court as Both Man AND Woman on Same Day

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In what is said to be the first case of its kind, a man in Scotland appeared in court to have public order complaints he committed under two different gender identities and names heard on the same day.

Alan Morgan, 50, was sentenced to a 3-month restriction of liberty order in relation to four different public order complaints. In two of those complaints, he was designated as a man under his birth name, and for the other two, he was designated a woman under the name “Alannah.”

According to the Scottish Sun, two of the complaints stem from two incidents in 2021, and two occurred over the course of this year.

In February 2021, Morgan acted in a threatening or abusive manner on Dundee’s Happyhillock road, striking the ground and shouting obscenities. Under that same complaint, he was also found to have had a knife on his person, and had been uttering threats towards a specific person.

Months later, Morgan was also the subject of a complaint after acting in a threatening manner in Nethergate, Dundee, during which time he had been throwing pizza around the street, urinating in view of the public, and screaming obscenities.

Morgan has been involved in two similar incidents this year. In January, he was the subject of a complaint after acting in a threatening manner and making derogatory comments to attending police.

Months later in March, Morgan admitted to shouting, swearing, and making offensive remarks to police in the back of a vehicle and at a police building in Dundee. He also flashed police, showing his buttocks and genitals while in the lock-up.

Both 2021 incidents were committed under the name “Alannah,” while Morgan was identifying as a woman. Both incidents which occurred this year were registered under his birth name and sex. However, the January 2022 complaint has since been amended by the court to change Morgan’s name to “Alannah,” and switch his gender identity to “woman.”

During a hearing over the March flashing incident which took place earlier this year, Morgan’s solicitor had argued that the exposure was “not a sexual act” but “a demonstration” during an “argument over gender.”

Morgan narrowly avoided a jail term today while appearing at Dundee Sheriff’s Court, despite the Judge noting his crimes had met “the custodial threshold.” The court instead opted to hand Morgan a three-month restriction of liberty order with a curfew.

In most news reports on Morgan’s crimes, he was referred to by both masculine and feminine pronouns, alternating depending on whether the offenses being described were committed under his male or female personas.

The bizarre coverage has received ample mockery on social media, with netizens expressing both confusion and concern over the “interchangeable” nature of Morgan’s pronouns and identity.

Interchangeable pronouns in the same newspaper articlehttps://sneed.w.org/images/core/emoji/14.0.0/svg/1f92a.svg Newsflash – he was still a he when he was in court “as a woman!”
FFS!
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“In the article this person is referred to as ‘he’ and ‘she’ if this doesn’t highlight the absolute batshit-craziness of this, I dunno what does,” Nellie Munro wrote in response to the Scottish Sun‘s article.

Other users took issue with the court’s sentencing, finding it too lenient for the laundry list of offenses Morgan had committed.

“Why would the court give someone so obviously unhinged and unpredictable the benefit of the doubt by allowing them to retain their liberty? The behavior met the threshold for custodial – that’s exactly where he belongs,” @Coquelicotworld wrote.

Scotland has recently become a hotbed of debate on issues of gender identity as the government has proposed a reform to loosen up existing self-identification laws.

The suggested changes to the Gender Recognition Act include removing the current requirement for an individual to have a diagnosis of gender dysphoria prior to being able to change the sex on their birth certificate. No medical reports would be required prior to applying for a change, and the period in which applicants need to have lived as their “chosen gender” would be cut from two years to just three months.

More controversially, the proposed reform would drop the minimum age requirement from 18 to 16.

The reform bill is currently at its second stage of review.
 

Why the Tories have failed to take on the thoughtpolice

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UK prime minister Rishi Sunak has vowed to stamp out ‘woke’ policing, according to a recent report in the Sunday Telegraph. It follows his remarks during this summer’s Tory leadership contest, when he called on police forces to focus on ‘fighting actual crime… not policing bad jokes on Twitter’. Leading figures in the Conservative Party have made many similar noises over recent years, too.

There is clearly a problem here. The police are continually wading into the culture war – and always on one side. Anyone who criticises trans ideology, for instance, can find themselves a target of the police. In January this year, a woman was detained by Gwent Police for putting up posters saying ‘No men in women’s prisons’. In August, protesters at a Pride parade were escorted away by police for holding up signs that read ‘Lesbians don’t like penises’. And in September, Sussex Police warned social-media users that they could be committing a hate crime if they ‘misgendered’ a recently convicted paedophile.

What’s striking is that woke policing has become more and more extreme, even as more and more politicians and police officers have pledged to put a stop to it. Last year, then home secretary Priti Patel told police forces that they should investigate ‘actual crimes, not hurt feelings’. ‘Some current practices are having a dangerous impact on free speech’, she warned. Back in 2018, Sarah Thornton, then chair of the National Police Chiefs Council (NPCC), promised that the police would ‘solve more burglaries and bear down on violence’, instead of focusing on ‘incidents that are not crimes’. And in June, the newly minted chief inspector of constabulary, Andy Cooke, told officers that ‘we are not the thoughtpolice’. ‘Unless [thoughts] become actions, [they] aren’t an offence. The law is quite clear’, he told The Sunday Times. Yet the police on the ground don’t seem to have got the memo.

Even when the courts have got involved, the police seem to take no notice. Back in 2020, the High Court ruled that ex-police officer Harry Miller should not have been investigated by Humberside Police for tweeting about trans issues. The judge was emphatic in criticising the police’s overreach. ‘In this country we have never had a Cheka, a Gestapo or a Stasi’, he said. In a related case brought by Miller, the Court of Appeal found last year that the police practice of recording ‘non-crime hate incidents’ would likely have a ‘chilling effect’ on free speech. And yet the practice has more or less continued unabated.
The fact that this woke thoughtpolicing carries on – defying the wishes of the government, police chiefs and the courts – should raise alarm bells. It is testament to how deeply embedded woke ideology has become in the police force.

So how have the police come to adopt this outlook? And why do the pleas of politicians and others keep falling on deaf ears? Many woke ideas make their way into the police force via various quangos, or non-departmental bodies, which draw up guidance in collaboration with NGOs and lobby groups.

Take the NPCC, a body that represents top police officers. Its website shows just how closely it has worked with Stonewall, the UK’s largest LGBT lobby group, to develop policies. One 2018 document on the NPCC website – Trans Guidance for the Policing Sector – was co-written by a Stonewall employee. One section, titled ‘Demonstrating your force’s commitment to trans inclusion’, encourages each force to make ‘a clear statement of inclusivity’, to publish ‘details of your trans policies on your website’, and to ‘communicate inclusive messages across social-media channels and on your intranet’. The guidance also includes 13 references to ‘gender identity’ and it refers to biological sex as something that is ‘assigned at birth’. The ideological slant is clear.

The foreword to the Trans Guidance document is authored by assistant chief constable Julie Cooke. Cooke has long encouraged the police to become more politicised on trans issues. Minutes from a 2018 NPCC meeting, attended by at least 50 police chiefs, show Cooke proposing that ‘all forces note the contents of the [trans] guidance and endorse it’. She is also the brains behind the police’s decision in recent years to bring in ‘hate-crime cars’ – police cars painted in the colours of the Pride flag, designed specifically to encourage the reporting of hate crime.
The institutional dynamic at play here is clear. Guidance drawn up with lobby groups promotes woke ideas among the police force. Adherence to these ideas is presented as non-negotiable. Police forces that fail to demonstrate a ‘commitment to trans inclusion’, or fail to use the correct jargon around gender, will be considered transphobic or non-inclusive.

This doesn’t stop at trans issues, either. Modish views on race have also become institutionalised. The website of the College of Policing – a quango responsible for training police officers – contains a ‘toolkit’ for ‘Workforce Representation’. It consists of pages of suggestions for how to increase police ‘diversity’. It tells each constabulary that it should have at least one officer whose goal is to make recruiting underrepresented groups ‘a force priority’. It also says that ‘forces must equip selection panels with unconscious-bias training for all those involved in the recruitment process’.

With so many police man hours devoted to identitarian causes, both on the beat and in the back offices, it is perhaps no wonder that fighting crime seems to have fallen by the wayside. Home Office figures reveal that, last year, only 5.4 per cent of offences resulted in a charge and / or summons – the lowest figure on record. As a result, public confidence in the police has fallen precipitously.

There are some flickers of hope, however. The case of Greater Manchester Police (GMP) shows that woke policing can be taken on, if there is enough will to do so. In June 2021, GMP was put into the hands of Stephen Watson, who the Telegraph describes as an ‘arch critic of woke policing’. When he became chief constable, Watson immediately went back to basics. More bobbies were put on the beat and officers were expected to attend every burglary. He recognised that the public was ‘fed up’ with police virtue-signalling.

The turnaround has been extraordinary. Back in 2020, an external report found that, in the year to June, GMP had failed to record 80,000 crimes. Its response times to 999 calls were the slowest in the country. And in December 2020, GMP had to be placed into special measures by the police watchdog. But since Watson implemented his back-to-basics approach, arrests are up by 60 per cent, answer times for 999 calls have been slashed and successful investigations have increased by 42 per cent. Focusing on real crime, rather than obsessing over fashionable causes, can clearly work wonders.

Rishi Sunak’s pledge to take on woke policing is welcome. It is high time the police stopped investigating speech that offends identitarian sensibilities and got back to fighting actual crime. But this pernicious trend will not be easy to reverse. Identity politics is now firmly embedded at almost every level of policing. It will take more than a few warm words from the PM to truly take on the thoughtpolice.
 
That article is such a monumental, astounding, absurd level of cope and delusion it borders on the verge of parody. They aren't 'taking on' the thought police, they expanded and encouraged the whole fucking process, the Cons are just as bad as labour for it. The entire system is a bloated, rotten corpse.
 
The British pigs are obsessed with faggots and trannies.
For whatever reason harsh language has always been the greatest nemesis of the British constabulary. Nothing injures a plod so strongly or severely as a well-aimed insult, not even a bullet.
 
For whatever reason harsh language has always been the greatest nemesis of the British constabulary. Nothing injures a plod so strongly or severely as a well-aimed insult, not even a bullet.
Plod are the single most histrionic, overly sensitive faggots living in the UK. Which is a wild achievement. The second they think you aren't 'respecting' them, the little man syndrome goes nuclear. It'll never stop amazing me that one of them headbutted a man because he rolled his eyes; what sort of absolute queer behaves like that?
 
Plod are the single most histrionic, overly sensitive faggots living in the UK. Which is a wild achievement. The second they think you aren't 'respecting' them, the little man syndrome goes nuclear. It'll never stop amazing me that one of them headbutted a man because he rolled his eyes; what sort of absolute queer behaves like that?
Remember when they arrested that guy for calling a police horse gay? Someone recently got arrested for calling a policeman a muppet...they're a bunch of completely ridiculous cunts.
 
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