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https://news.sky.com/story/row-over-new-greggs-vegan-sausage-rolls-heats-up-11597679 (https://archive.ph/5Ba6o)

A heated row has broken out over a move by Britain's largest bakery chain to launch a vegan sausage roll.

The pastry, which is filled with a meat substitute and encased in 96 pastry layers, is available in 950 Greggs stores across the country.

It was promised after 20,000 people signed a petition calling for the snack to be launched to accommodate plant-based diet eaters.


But the vegan sausage roll's launch has been greeted by a mixed reaction: Some consumers welcomed it, while others voiced their objections.

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Cook and food poverty campaigner Jack Monroe declared she was "frantically googling to see what time my nearest opens tomorrow morning because I will be outside".

While TV writer Brydie Lee-Kennedy called herself "very pro the Greggs vegan sausage roll because anything that wrenches veganism back from the 'clean eating' wellness folk is a good thing".

One Twitter user wrote that finding vegan sausage rolls missing from a store in Corby had "ruined my morning".

Another said: "My son is allergic to dairy products which means I can't really go to Greggs when he's with me. Now I can. Thank you vegans."

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TV presenter Piers Morgan led the charge of those outraged by the new roll.

"Nobody was waiting for a vegan bloody sausage, you PC-ravaged clowns," he wrote on Twitter.

Mr Morgan later complained at receiving "howling abuse from vegans", adding: "I get it, you're all hangry. I would be too if I only ate plants and gruel."

Another Twitter user said: "I really struggle to believe that 20,000 vegans are that desperate to eat in a Greggs."

"You don't paint a mustach (sic) on the Mona Lisa and you don't mess with the perfect sausage roll," one quipped.

Journalist Nooruddean Choudry suggested Greggs introduce a halal steak bake to "crank the fume levels right up to 11".

The bakery chain told concerned customers that "change is good" and that there would "always be a classic sausage roll".

It comes on the same day McDonald's launched its first vegetarian "Happy Meal", designed for children.

The new dish comes with a "veggie wrap", instead of the usual chicken or beef option.

It should be noted that Piers Morgan and Greggs share the same PR firm, so I'm thinking this is some serious faux outrage and South Park KKK gambiting here.
 
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Jerry Sadowitz had his second night cancelled at the Edinburgh Festival (archive). The theatre that cancelled the second night, issuing a refund to everyone with a ticket, refuses to explain why:


I wonder what it could be. "Trans women are not women"? "Saying nigger doesn't actually harm anyone"? "We shouldn't let Pakistanis rape our daughters"?
I'm really fucking mad, they need to leave Sadowitz alone. He's been cancelled since the late 90s anyway.

I've seen him twice. I saw him around 2013/14? In Manchester. He told the crowd he'd booked the gig as a "magician with patter", did two tricks and a lot of stand up. Some of the staff left the room from some of his jokes. The ones the crowd laughed the most at.

I was amused he'd managed to do a "stealth" booking, but annoyed that he had to. Jerry Sadowitz, wanker's wanker, should be allowed to play anywhere.
 
"The Pleasance is a venue that champions freedom of speech and we do not censor comedians' material.
"While we acknowledge that Jerry Sadowitz has often been controversial, the material presented at his first show is not acceptable and does not align with our values."
>Dude we don't cancel comedians but we cancelled this one
:thinking:
 
It's being reported as he got his cock out and called Rishi a paki.
Mail but also elsewhere
If only I had thought to combine my latter two guesses I would have got it. I didn't think people would complain about him getting his cock out, because:
a) He said he might do it when announcing his tour and it's a well-known part of his act
b) Many other people are getting their cocks out at the Edinburgh Festival with no fanfare.
Maybe it's a specific objection to circumcised Jew-cock.
 
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/ar...ice-landlord-25-years-modified-Hove-home.html

A quadriplegic, bed-bound man is living in fear of losing his Sunderland home after his landlord issued an eviction notice.

Dr Harvey Cowe, 62, who lives in Hove with his wife Sheree, 55, received a notice for eviction on August 2.

Dr Cowe has been effectively paralysed from the neck down since 1984 following a car accident in the Lake District.

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The couple, who are originally from Sunderland, have rented their detached home for 25 years and Sheree now acts as her husband's full-time carer.

The property has been specially modified to meet his needs, with a hydrotherapy pool and voice-activated computer among the additions to ensure he can continue his work as an academic researcher.

After the landlords expressed their will to sell the Hove property in 2019, both parties agreed to make efforts to allow the Cowe family to raise the funds necessary to purchase it.


Dr Harvey Cowe, 62, and his wife Sheree, 55, are facing being evicted from the specially modified home they have lived in for 25 years - despite raising the funds to purchase it
On March 22, the landlords' legal representation told his lawyers: 'Our client is prepared to consider that proposition on the basis that your client withdraws their application to set aside the Possession Order and in turn our client will agree to not enforce that Order for three months.'

Rachel Lashmar, speaking on behalf of the landlords, told SussexLive: 'We can't comment on the case itself except to say this has been an incredibly complex and emotional situation for all parties involved spanning three years.'

While Harvey and Sheree were able to raise funds with help from family members, Brighton and Hove City Council also offered a loan to the family to help purchase the property, and 'made sure everything was in place for the proposed purchase by the Cowe family'.

Councillor David Gibson, co-chair of the council's housing committee, claims that the loan was based on a valuation of the property, and that the offer was 'known to all the parties'.

The Cowe family accepts that despite the three-month 'grace' period ending on July 6, they were able to finalise the offer of £900,000 two weeks after the deadline.

Following the offer being made, the tenants received an eviction notice on August 2.

In correspondence with Dr Cowe on July 26, and seen by SussexLive, the landlords state they 'must proceed with putting the property on the market' and that they will 'welcome any offers that are in keeping with the market value of the property'.

SussexLive has seen email correspondence in which the landlords explain their intention to put the property on the open market to achieve the highest possible sale price.

However, Dr Cowe claims multiple valuations were made of the property ahead of the decision to purchase, with none higher than £950,000.

Following a court decision on Tuesday, bailiffs reportedly arrived at the property the same day.

The property in Hove has received a maximum valuation of £950,000 and the Cowe's are offering £900,000 but the landlords want to sell for as much as they can
The couple, who live in Hove with their 17-year-old son, have described the terrifying ordeal.

'It was horrendous,' Mrs Cowe said. 'The bailiffs came and drilled through the doors. It went on for 40 minutes.

'Harvey can't even get out of bed, we haven't got a place to go. I naively thought if you didn't answer then they would go away, but they managed to get into the side of the house.

'I had to move the electric wheelchair against the other door so they couldn't get any further. The bailiffs said they we going back for a higher warrant, and said they could return any day.

'They said the police could arrest us and put us in a cell. I was so scared, the thought of the bailiffs coming again is awful.'

Dr Cowe told SussexLive: 'I'm stuck in the bed. I'd have to be stretchered through the doorway. I just feel so let down.

'Why can't they give us an explanation of why they don't want to sell to us? It feels like a punishment. I feel totally depressed and deflated. It has been so distressing for all of us.

'The logistics of moving would be a nightmare, we would have to bring take so much equipment and supplies with us.

'Everyone has worked so hard for two years to get it together, and now we're suddenly not going ahead with it. It's been a waste of time.'

Mrs Cowe has said her mother and sister sold their homes in order to help her raise the necessary funds to buy the property, while her cousin sold a considerable amount of cryptocurrency.


The same day of the court decision to evict, the bailiffs drilled through the Cowe's doors with Sheree unable to move bed-bound Harvey
Cllr David Gibson, co-chair of Brighton and Hove City Council's housing committee said it is 'very sad' the landlords are pushing ahead with immediate eviction.

'I'm incredibly disappointed that the court has not exercised its discretion to put a halt on the bailiffs giving more time to agree for the Cowe family to purchase the property with help from the council,' his statement reads.

'If they had, this might have enabled them to remain in the home they've lived in for the past 25 years.

'Mr Cowe has very significant disabilities. We have previously provided major adaptations to the property to enable the family to continue living there.

'The possession order was served in April. It was suspended for three months. During this time, due to the exceptional circumstances we worked extremely quickly to help put in place an arrangement to enable the family to purchase the property.

'The council agreed a loan to assist the family with the purchase based on a valuation, and we made our loan offer known to all the parties.

'We worked very closely with the family to make sure they had the resources to purchase the property and also make sure that the loan repayments would be affordable for them.'

Cllr Gibson says it is 'very unusual' for the council to intervene in this manner, but believes the council's financial offer was appropriate given the needs of the household.

'We made sure everything was in place for the proposed purchase by the Cowe family well before the court hearing on 9 August,' he continued.

'The arrangement we put in place to facilitate the family's purchase would have enabled a quick sale.

'It would also have given the landlord a chain-free buyer. Ultimately the legal situation is that this is a private matter between two parties.

'We have no powers to overturn or appeal against the court order. But I think it's very sad that the landlord is insisting on pushing ahead with an immediate eviction of a severely disabled man and his family.

'The family are living in fear of the bailiffs. At this time I appeal to the landlord to agree to reconsider their decision and try to negotiate a sale to the family.

'We are now working flat out in line with our statutory duties to find alternative temporary accommodation that is suitable for the family's needs.'

Councillor Robert Nemeth, who represents the Wish ward in Hove, told SussexLive: 'It was devastating to hear that eviction is still proposed when it feels like there is still plenty of room to continue discussions.

'There is now a very practical problem of how Harvey would be removed from his home in compliance with the eviction notice which I hope serves to focus minds on returning to the negotiating table.

'The idea of him being dragged out on his mattress is simply scandalous and cannot be allowed to happen.'

I wonder who these new landlords are?
 
Scrolling through this thread and based on past experiences, it just hardens my hatred for the British people.

They might call themselves UK citizens but their mentality is that of a subject.

These fuckers never sat right with me ever since I met my first Britbong for a student exchange when I was in high school.

It was the first week she was here and this bitch was shocked that the K Mart in my area sold pepper spray. They bitch was legitimately afraid to even touch the packaging fearing that she needed a license to do so. The mere concept of self defense instead of relying on the state for protection was alien to them.

I still remember my discussion with her regarding the issue:

UK: What if a criminal uses it against you!?!
Me
: What if they just throw a cup full of bleach or acid in your eyes and rob you?

To think these current people are descended from the stock that expelled the Romans and even resisted the NAZIs just increases my contempt.

They don't care about freedom, they are under the oppressive thumb of the government and they actually enjoy it.
 
These fuckers never sat right with me ever since I met my first Britbong for a student exchange when I was in high school.
A female exchange student is more likely to be middle- or upper-middle-class and consequently sheltered, indoctrinated into particular statist views, and lacking experience of the realities of life. If your first experience had been a northern, working-class male, it would have been very different. You'd have been hard pressed to keep him away from the guns.
 
To think these current people are descended from the stock that expelled the Romans and even resisted the NAZIs just increases my contempt.

They don't care about freedom, they are under the oppressive thumb of the government and they actually enjoy it.

Amerimutts wank on about being the land of the free and have all the guns they could want, yet they still failed to topple the government last year.
 
Scrolling through this thread and based on past experiences, it just hardens my hatred for the British people.

They might call themselves UK citizens but their mentality is that of a subject.

These fuckers never sat right with me ever since I met my first Britbong for a student exchange when I was in high school.

It was the first week she was here and this bitch was shocked that the K Mart in my area sold pepper spray. They bitch was legitimately afraid to even touch the packaging fearing that she needed a license to do so. The mere concept of self defense instead of relying on the state for protection was alien to them.

I still remember my discussion with her regarding the issue:

UK: What if a criminal uses it against you!?!
Me
: What if they just throw a cup full of bleach or acid in your eyes and rob you?

To think these current people are descended from the stock that expelled the Romans and even resisted the NAZIs just increases my contempt.

They don't care about freedom, they are under the oppressive thumb of the government and they actually enjoy it.
Its not the UKs fault you live in a multicultural wasteland
 
Scrolling through this thread and based on past experiences, it just hardens my hatred for the British people.

They might call themselves UK citizens but their mentality is that of a subject.

These fuckers never sat right with me ever since I met my first Britbong for a student exchange when I was in high school.

It was the first week she was here and this bitch was shocked that the K Mart in my area sold pepper spray. They bitch was legitimately afraid to even touch the packaging fearing that she needed a license to do so. The mere concept of self defense instead of relying on the state for protection was alien to them.

I still remember my discussion with her regarding the issue:

UK: What if a criminal uses it against you!?!
Me
: What if they just throw a cup full of bleach or acid in your eyes and rob you?

To think these current people are descended from the stock that expelled the Romans and even resisted the NAZIs just increases my contempt.

They don't care about freedom, they are under the oppressive thumb of the government and they actually enjoy it.
Why haven't you mailed bombs to your government? Or shot your politicians. We lack guns and we still ditched half the PM's we have had in the last decade, a member of a literal right wing death squad executed an MP on national television with a handgun.

The UK lacks the means, the amerimutt lacks the will. They just clutch their guns, mutter about 'muh 2A' and then the IRS comes and shoots their dog.
 
Why haven't you mailed bombs to your government? Or shot your politicians. We lack guns and we still ditched half the PM's we have had in the last decade, a member of a literal right wing death squad executed an MP on national television with a handgun.

The UK lacks the means, the amerimutt lacks the will. They just clutch their guns, mutter about 'muh 2A' and then the IRS comes and shoots their dog.
Even the so-called cheese-eating surrender monkey French do a better job than Burgers of decapitating their elite overlords and making life difficult for their government in the present day.
 
Even the so-called cheese-eating surrender monkey French do a better job than Burgers of decapitating their elite overlords and making life difficult for their government in the present day.
Nah, in fairness americans are alright. The only reason we get a few W's here and there is because our political system is so gay, pozzed and calcified that there is no way to get any change through the legal channels. The US at least has the capacity for change. The UK does not. We're gonna end up balkanising or bunga'ing.

Same with all of Europe.
 

The advertising watchdog has received dozens of complaints about a paint advert which a comedian called "massively offensive".
The Advertising Standards Authority said it was considering investigating Crown Paints' "Hannah & Dave" advert.
Comic Jenny Eclair said it must be taken off air over its implication that a woman "conned a man into fatherhood".
Apologising for it, the Darwen-based paint firm said it appreciated "people have differing views on humour".
The advert, part of a series called Life Stories, includes a song about the four-year relationship between the characters Hannah and Dave.
The lyrics state that "now a baby's coming and they don't know what it is", before continuing: "Hannah's hoping for a girl, Dave's just hoping that it's his."

honestly they must fucking be loving the free advertising all the news stories are giving them.
 
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