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https://news.sky.com/story/row-over-new-greggs-vegan-sausage-rolls-heats-up-11597679 (https://archive.ph/5Ba6o)

A heated row has broken out over a move by Britain's largest bakery chain to launch a vegan sausage roll.

The pastry, which is filled with a meat substitute and encased in 96 pastry layers, is available in 950 Greggs stores across the country.

It was promised after 20,000 people signed a petition calling for the snack to be launched to accommodate plant-based diet eaters.


But the vegan sausage roll's launch has been greeted by a mixed reaction: Some consumers welcomed it, while others voiced their objections.

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Cook and food poverty campaigner Jack Monroe declared she was "frantically googling to see what time my nearest opens tomorrow morning because I will be outside".

While TV writer Brydie Lee-Kennedy called herself "very pro the Greggs vegan sausage roll because anything that wrenches veganism back from the 'clean eating' wellness folk is a good thing".

One Twitter user wrote that finding vegan sausage rolls missing from a store in Corby had "ruined my morning".

Another said: "My son is allergic to dairy products which means I can't really go to Greggs when he's with me. Now I can. Thank you vegans."

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TV presenter Piers Morgan led the charge of those outraged by the new roll.

"Nobody was waiting for a vegan bloody sausage, you PC-ravaged clowns," he wrote on Twitter.

Mr Morgan later complained at receiving "howling abuse from vegans", adding: "I get it, you're all hangry. I would be too if I only ate plants and gruel."

Another Twitter user said: "I really struggle to believe that 20,000 vegans are that desperate to eat in a Greggs."

"You don't paint a mustach (sic) on the Mona Lisa and you don't mess with the perfect sausage roll," one quipped.

Journalist Nooruddean Choudry suggested Greggs introduce a halal steak bake to "crank the fume levels right up to 11".

The bakery chain told concerned customers that "change is good" and that there would "always be a classic sausage roll".

It comes on the same day McDonald's launched its first vegetarian "Happy Meal", designed for children.

The new dish comes with a "veggie wrap", instead of the usual chicken or beef option.

It should be noted that Piers Morgan and Greggs share the same PR firm, so I'm thinking this is some serious faux outrage and South Park KKK gambiting here.
 
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Good fuck off Paki and take the curry muncher in London and Ireland with you.

I see Penny is (snigger) angling herself to be leader of right wing retards (snigger). What the fuck have the Tories become when this fucking mongoloid is your messiah
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We must stop the blackies coming in *wipes curry from mouth* (mutters) after I get rich (ends muttering)

Actually imagine in PMQs if Starmer just shouts at Sunak WIPE THE CURRY FROM YOUR MOUTH!!! Do it I will vote for you then evil lawyer man.
 
"Aye mon, there's too many fucking whites here, ken? I'm leaving because yaw greetin wains" - Hamza Yousaf, probably.

I wonder what shit is about to spill about Hamza useless that has caused him to bail?
“Why are there are so many heckin white people in Scotland?”

What a genius Humza is. No wonder he was the fall guy for all of this shit, he’s clearly retarded.
 
So what's next for the SNP? Failed referendum, three failed First Ministers one after the other, and complete insanity bowing to the Greens and progtards over trannies and darkies don't exactly spell confidence.
 
Probably more of the same. keep whining about indyref2 and insisting that everything that's wrong with Scotland, and the reason you don't fix it, is all because of muh ebil Tories.
The Jocks are truly insufferable, at least these days. Adopting the victimhood mentality of the Fenians, casting themselves as extras in the Braveheart story, as if the union of the Crowns of England and Scotland wasn't prompted by the accession of a Scottish noble house and as if the Scots weren't front and center in Empire.

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Imagine telling these men that in a hundred and fifty years' time, their descendants would ignore everything they fought for and cast themselves as the dead at Culloden instead.
 
No arguments there.

For those who enjoy Humza's downfall Mumsent have got a near 30 page thread documenting the spat with the Greens and other stuff around it over the last 10 days

It doesn't matter. The SNP can only stay in government with the Greens.

The whole Scottish electoral system was designed to keep the SNP out of power. They managed to get into government first by doing a deal with the conservatives (which everybody conveniently forgets about) and then by nudging the Scottish Green party into becoming essentially an SWP style group that were focused primarily on culture war issues and not the environment or the economy. The Greens are able to deliver a part of the electorate that the SNP could never get, and keep the gravy train on trac k.

Sturgeon managed to tard wrangle them and keep them happy with ministerial jobs but Humza wasn't able to do the same, It wasn't just the Trans issues after years of dodging it, their members were pushing the leadership to start fucking with North Sea Oil and Gas, which was never going to fly.

If they elect Swinny the greens are back in, but they're gonig to look like they've teabagged the SNP, and Swinny doesn't even want the job. If they elect anyone else the Greens start pissing into the tent, and Labor and the Tories just look on laughing.
 
It's ironic that Humza's undoing came when he finally found his balls and told the Greens to fuck off. I hope that hardcore Christian lady (Forbes?) comes back to take the leadership that should have been hers in the first place, but I hope even more that we might finally see the end of uncontested SNP reign in Scotland. It feels like they've been in power for as long as the Tories at this point.

Also, as a fun little bonus, I only saw a photo of the Green leaders (because they're so progressive they need 2 leaders) for the first time the other day and, side by side, they look like a stereotypical troon and pooner:
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The whole Scottish electoral system was designed to keep the SNP out of power.
That's not right, the SNP were absolutely nowhere when the Scotland Act was passed. Blair favoured PR for Scotland because he thought that it'd keep the Tories out of power indefinitely, and that the Scottish Executive would always be Labour plus other parties of the left. He was right about the first part, not so much the second.
 
Also, as a fun little bonus, I only saw a photo of the Green leaders (because they're so progressive they need 2 leaders) for the first time the other day and, side by side, they look like a stereotypical troon and pooner:
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She's not a troon, but she's part Canadian which is just as bad.
 
It's crazy all these Scottish leaders yet not a single one is Scottish except the Witch.
Imagine the lunacy if Japan was ruled by a succession of Somalians, Indians, Pakistanis, the Guatemalans and the Irish but only one was Japanese, yet this very same ideal is not only acceptable in Western countries but strived for.
 
There was an attack in East London this morning by a 36 year old man using a Samurai sword. He killed a 14 year old boy and wounded 2 members of the public and two police officers. The attack is not thought to be terror-related. The attacker has been arrested. https://www.msn.com/en-gb/news/ukne...after-truly-horrific-sword-attack/ar-AA1nVgCM
Independent has a decent write up.


A 14-year-old boy has died after a man went on a rampage with a sword after ramming into a house.

A further four people were wounded in the terrifying attack in Hainault, east London - including two more members of the public and two police officers.

The two members of public remain in hospital but their injuries are not life threatening, the Metropolitan Police confirmed.


Two police officers remain in hospital with stab wounds and both require surgery for “significant injuries” but they are not thought to be life threatening.


In a press conference near the scene Chief Superintendent Stuart Bell confirmed police had tasered the suspect who was arrested 22 minutes after police were called. A 36-year-old man remains in custody.

He said the “truly horrific” incident is not thought to be a targeted attack and does not appear to be linked to any act of terrorism.

CSI Bell said: “It is with great sadness that I confirm that one of those injured in the incident - a 14-year-old boy - has died from their injuries.

“He was taken to hospital after being stabbed and sadly died a short while after.”

He added: “The events of this morning are truly horrific and I can’t even begin to imagine how those affected are feeling.”


The suspect is said to have crashed a van into a house shortly before 7am before allegedly “lurking” outside people’s front doors armed with a sword.

Shocking footage posted on social media following the incident shows a man wearing a yellow jumper and dark trousers, carrying what appears to be a samurai sword.


One terrified neighbour told The Independent: “The attacker was a nutjob targetting innocent people on their way to start their day.”

The eyewitness said he woke up to the sound of a “huge crash” and saw a van had ploughed into the side of the house opposite in Thurlow Gardens. He said another local went to check on the driver before he was attacked.

“The driver then got back in his car and reversed out the side of the house to drive up the back road opposite where it all started kicking off. People were running and screaming,” he continued.

“You can see he stabbed multiple people up this road. He was lurking outside people’s houses wielding a samurai sword.”

He added: “He then walked back down the road whilst people ran and screamed as he was waving his samurai sword threatening civilians and walked past my house.”

The man is said to have turned down an alleyway when he was cornered by police in a stand-off, before locals heard yet more screams and sobbing.

The witness added: “It’s all so surreal for a Tuesday morning. I was in my house watching out my window the whole time so I never personally felt worried but kids were on the way to school and my neighbours were on the way to work.”


A neighbour from nearby Laing Close revealed he was left horrified after witnessing the schoolboy being struck.

James Fernando, 39, said: “It’s quite traumatising now. I can’t stop envisioning the boy’s face.”

Another witness, Manpreet Singh, said he saw the police taser the suspect at around 7am after trying to get into a house.

“I just walked out of the office, it was 7am and I heard chaos on the other side of the road,” he told BBC Radio 5 Live.

“I saw a group of people, five or six of them, trying to fight off a guy - he had a sword on his hand.”

Mr Singh said one of the people fighting off the suspect was injured while others tried to call the police and ambulance services. The man was heading towards the station and tried to access a house nearby when he was caught.

“He tried to get into one of the houses but couldn’t get into it and that’s when they tasered him,” he added.

Another resident from Laing Close relived the moment she hid inside her home as the suspect shouted “do you believe in God” outside, while an injured person lay on the ground nearby.

“He was wielding his sword trying to attack the police but then they sprayed him and he ran away,” she said.

“He was shouting at the police ‘do you believe in God?’, also at the ambulance.

“We were very scared and trying to hide and not show ourselves through the window, because he was standing right next to our house and he could have seen us if he looked up.”


Another onlooker fears the teenage victim may have been on his way to school when he was injured.

He told The Independent: “I was woken up by loud shouting outside and then I saw someone stab another kid.

“Then police arrived like crazy. The young man made his way towards the station and I’m not sure what happened there.

“He had a big sword though and was right outside my door.”

Another neighbour hailed the actions of one female police officer who took on the suspect by herself - managing to pepper spray him in the face.

Robert Harrison, 71, was woken by screaming when he saw the suspect walking past his house in New North Road.

He told The Independent: “I saw him walk right past in his orange hoody. There was something wrong with him he was shouting and hollering.

“I normally go for a walk at that time. He was really agitated shouting and swearing loads of people came out to have a go at him.

“There was a policewoman by herself trying to stop him. She was so brave. People criticise the police but she was amazing.

“He lunged towards her and she sprayed him with something. She was trying to stop him from getting to the train station.”

King Charles, who returned to official duties on Tuesday following cancer treatment, paid tribute the courage of the emergency responders who helped contain the incident.

A Buckingham Palace spokesman said: “Following the horrific scenes in Hainault this morning, the King has asked to be kept fully informed as details of the incident become clearer.

“His thoughts and prayers are with all those affected – in particular, the family of the young victim who has lost his life – and he salutes the courage of the emergency services who helped contain the situation.”

The Mayor of London Sadiq Khan said news of the attack “breaks my heart” as he paid also tribute to victims and first responders.

“This attack is devastating and appalling, and I am sure I speak on behalf of the entire city when I say our thoughts and prayers are with this young child and their family. It breaks my heart,” he said.

“The police and emergency services were well aware this was a dangerous man with a sword. They ran towards him, not thinking about their own safety to protect members of the public. I thank them for their bravery.”

Wes Streeting, Labour MP for Ilford North, thanked emergency responders and “heroic” Met police officers “who put themselves in harm’s way to protect others” adding: “They are the best of us.”

“I can’t imagine what that poor boy’s family are going through and they have my deepest, heartfelt condolences. My prayers are also with the other victims of this horrific attack and their loved ones,” the MP added.

Rishi Sunak also paid tribute to the bravery of emergency services who responded to the attack, adding: “Such violence has no place on our streets.”
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Oh goody. Another convenient excuse to ramp up restrictions on weapons. And look! The weapon the man was using has already been banned!

I said it with the crossbows and I'll say it again: get them while they're still legal.

Awful for the people on the receiving end of this attack, but the people who're going to use this to lobotomize what are essentially tools further are total scumbags.
 
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