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https://news.sky.com/story/row-over-new-greggs-vegan-sausage-rolls-heats-up-11597679 (https://archive.ph/5Ba6o)

A heated row has broken out over a move by Britain's largest bakery chain to launch a vegan sausage roll.

The pastry, which is filled with a meat substitute and encased in 96 pastry layers, is available in 950 Greggs stores across the country.

It was promised after 20,000 people signed a petition calling for the snack to be launched to accommodate plant-based diet eaters.


But the vegan sausage roll's launch has been greeted by a mixed reaction: Some consumers welcomed it, while others voiced their objections.

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Cook and food poverty campaigner Jack Monroe declared she was "frantically googling to see what time my nearest opens tomorrow morning because I will be outside".

While TV writer Brydie Lee-Kennedy called herself "very pro the Greggs vegan sausage roll because anything that wrenches veganism back from the 'clean eating' wellness folk is a good thing".

One Twitter user wrote that finding vegan sausage rolls missing from a store in Corby had "ruined my morning".

Another said: "My son is allergic to dairy products which means I can't really go to Greggs when he's with me. Now I can. Thank you vegans."

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TV presenter Piers Morgan led the charge of those outraged by the new roll.

"Nobody was waiting for a vegan bloody sausage, you PC-ravaged clowns," he wrote on Twitter.

Mr Morgan later complained at receiving "howling abuse from vegans", adding: "I get it, you're all hangry. I would be too if I only ate plants and gruel."

Another Twitter user said: "I really struggle to believe that 20,000 vegans are that desperate to eat in a Greggs."

"You don't paint a mustach (sic) on the Mona Lisa and you don't mess with the perfect sausage roll," one quipped.

Journalist Nooruddean Choudry suggested Greggs introduce a halal steak bake to "crank the fume levels right up to 11".

The bakery chain told concerned customers that "change is good" and that there would "always be a classic sausage roll".

It comes on the same day McDonald's launched its first vegetarian "Happy Meal", designed for children.

The new dish comes with a "veggie wrap", instead of the usual chicken or beef option.

It should be noted that Piers Morgan and Greggs share the same PR firm, so I'm thinking this is some serious faux outrage and South Park KKK gambiting here.
 
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r/labour and r/GreenandPleasant are both full of shrieking and conspiratarding about how TEH JOOS did it. I haven't yet seen anyone there unironically refer to "(((the EHRC)))" but it can't be long now.
Great way to prove their lack of anti-Semitism. Great look for people who incessantly call everyone else "Nazis."
As if the SNP would give up if Scotland actually got independence. They would ride the we got your “freedom” for generations to come.
Not really. REEEEEsistance parties almost invariably collapse almost instantly upon achieving their one goal, just like single issue parties collapse when a major party adopts their platform.
 
So what are everyone's bonfire night plans now that you're all locked down again?
 
The characteristic and unearned smugness of the Brits in full display. Enjoy it from your lockdown, dickheads.

Thank you we will

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On an unrelated note according to the health secretary assisted suicide is a valid reason for international travel

Covid-19: Assisted dying travel allowed during lockdown, says Hancock​

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media captionMatt Hancock: "These coronavirus regulations do not change the existing legal position on assisted dying."
People travelling abroad for the purpose of assisted dying will not be breaking coronavirus travel rules, the health secretary has said.
New lockdown rules in England place restrictions on leaving home without a reasonable excuse.
But Matt Hancock told MPs that seeking an assisted death abroad counted as a reasonable excuse.
He also stressed that it remains a criminal offence to encourage or assist the death of another person.
He was replying to Conservative MP Andrew Mitchell, who said new coronavirus regulations could "deter" people from travelling to Switzerland for an assisted death.
Mr Mitchell referred to an article in the Times by a mental health professional who said the pandemic meant she would travel to Switzerland for an assisted death "before I am truly ready".
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Jane Parker
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image captionJane Parker has motor neurone disease
Jane Parker is 69 from Devon was diagnosed with motor neurone disease last October.
"It is killing me and has already taken my speech, my ability to swallow and is now robbing me of my breathing," she says.
"I have only months left and I want to be able to choose how and when I die, but the current law in the UK denies me this right.
"Before lockdown, I could have travelled to Switzerland with suitable advance preparations and cash, accompanied by brave family members who are prepared to risk a police interview and possible arrest.
"Although I would much prefer to be able to die in my own bed and not have to travel to a foreign country to die, knowing the option of Dignitas was there brought me comfort.
"But now the latest lockdown has made this is virtually impossible.
"While the health secretary has said today that travelling abroad for an assisted death is permitted under lockdown, there are now vanishingly few flights to Switzerland, it is impossible to plan ahead with the ever-changing restrictions, and it is extremely difficult to get hold of the documents you need to prove that you are terminally ill and of sound mind.
"And so I must contemplate letting nature take its course, with no guarantee that end of life care will be enough to relieve my suffering, or try to hasten my end by refusing food through my PEG [Percutaneous endoscopic gastrostomy] tube and effectively starving to death.
"I find it barbaric that these are the only options now open to me, and I know there will be terminally ill people across the country facing the same stark choices.
"The time has come to review these cruel laws and I hope the health secretary will give people in my position the opportunity to have our voices heard."
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Sarah Wootton, chief executive of campaign group Dignity in Dying, said: "The pandemic has proven what we have long known, that banning assisted dying does not protect people; it merely drives the practice overseas and underground and criminalises acts of genuine compassion.
"Parliamentarians must step up and grasp this nettle. Gathering evidence on what is really going on under the ban on assisted dying can only help them in that task, and a review of the functioning and impact of our current law would give terminally ill Brits and their loved ones a much-needed voice in this debate."
Intentionally helping another person to kill themselves is known as assisted suicide - this can include buying someone a ticket to Switzerland (where assisted suicide is legal) to end their life.
Dignity in Dying are campaigning for a law that would allow assisted dying, for those who are terminally ill.
The Care Not Killing alliance, which is against assisted dying, argues that changing the law could result in elderly or vulnerable people feeling under greater pressure to end their lives.
Last month, New Zealand voted in a referendum to allow terminally ill people with less than six months to live the opportunity to choose assisted dying if approved by two doctors.

'Complex issue'​

Addressing MPs, Mr Hancock said "Under current law, based on the Suicide Act 1961, it is an offence to encourage or assist the death of another person.
"However, it is legal to travel abroad for the purpose of assisted dying where it is allowed in that jurisdiction.
"The new coronavirus regulations which come into force today place restrictions on leaving the home without a reasonable excuse.
"Travelling abroad for the purpose of assisted dying is a reasonable excuse and so anyone doing so would not be breaking the law."
He added that the "question of how we best support people in their choices at the end of their life is a complex moral issue that, when considered, weighs heavily upon us all."
"I think it is right that we locate this question within a broader discussion of how we care for people at the end of their lives which has become sadly - due to the coronavirus pandemic - a central issue of public debate in this country," said the health secretary.
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image captionOpponents to a bill legalising assisted dying protest outside Parliament in 2014

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Labour's shadow health secretary Jonathan Ashworth welcomed Mr Hancock's "sensitive" tone but said: "Charities have warned that since the March lockdown terminally ill people are ending their lives in the most traumatic of circumstances because of a lack of clarity - although he has given clarity today - but until that point a lack of clarity about the law."
Conservative MP Daniel Kawcynski told MPs his opinion on the subject had been changed by his constituent Noel Conway from Garmston who lives near Shrewsbury.
"I said to him, 'why don't you go to Switzerland?'. And his answer will stay with me forever: 'No, I'm an Englishman, I want to die in England.' And I think it's extremely important that our citizens have this right."
But his Conservative colleague, Fiona Bruce, said the pandemic had left people feeling vulnerable and argued that it would be "completely inappropriate indeed insensitive to go anywhere near considering making access to any form of suicide easier at this time".

 
Can't blame them. I too would seek assistance in ending my life if I was British.
 
The characteristic and unearned smugness of the Brits in full display. Enjoy it from your lockdown, dickheads.
I take it your election didn't go the way you hoped? no need to frown old chap, your masters will allow you to buy your funko pops all the same.
 
Amusing to see how the Lib Dems are suddenly big fans of respecting the outcome of a democratic vote

Imagine thinking you speak for anyone after you wanted another EU referendum which England didn't want but deny another referendum for Scotland when they keep getting bigger mandates for another Indy Ref each month.

They have no right to be called liberals or Democrats with everything they do being the exact fucking opposite of what they are supposed to stand for and have little right to think they have any influence after becoming the 4th largest party in Westminster by a party that dosent get involved in any seats that isn't in Scotland and are now projected to have less fucking seats in the Scottish Parliament by the fucking Scottish Greens. I wouldn't be surprised if they get less seats than Sinn Fein in the future because of how pathetic they perform.

I don't see how they can fix themselves now. They are in the same death grip as Scottish Labour and will now go down a slow, ignorant Road to their end thanks to their own arrogance. Rather than look at themselves and see how they can fix themselves, they rather just point fingers and say how these people like Boris, Nicola, Corbyn etc etc are just like Trump and huff their own Farts thinking it's pre-2010.
 
Imagine thinking you speak for anyone after you wanted another EU referendum which England didn't want but deny another referendum for Scotland when they keep getting bigger mandates for another Indy Ref each month.

They have no right to be called liberals or Democrats with everything they do being the exact fucking opposite of what they are supposed to stand for and have little right to think they have any influence after becoming the 4th largest party in Westminster by a party that dosent get involved in any seats that isn't in Scotland and are now projected to have less fucking seats in the Scottish Parliament by the fucking Scottish Greens. I wouldn't be surprised if they get less seats than Sinn Fein in the future because of how pathetic they perform.

I don't see how they can fix themselves now. They are in the same death grip as Scottish Labour and will now go down a slow, ignorant Road to their end thanks to their own arrogance. Rather than look at themselves and see how they can fix themselves, they rather just point fingers and say how these people like Boris, Nicola, Corbyn etc etc are just like Trump and huff their own Farts thinking it's pre-2010.
While I don’t disagree with you about Scottish Labour or the Lib Dem’s (Unless they get a super charismatic leader and decent policies, the Lib Dems are pretty good at reinventing themselves though) I think it’d be a terrible idea to allow the SNP to have a referendum right now or even after the next Holyrood elections next year.

For one thing I assume Brexit has a lot to do with the high Yes vote, especially the uncertainty of it all, two it’d be stupid for the UK government to allow it to potentially interfere with Brexit related negotiations and lastly there’s the whole Corona virus thing where many perceive Sturgeon as doing a better job here than Boris, especially with articles like this which might affect the referendum.

I’m not against another referendum I just think it’d be foolish for the Conservatives to allow the SNP to define the terms, from a pro-union perspective I think it’d be better to push it back until sometime after the next general election where Brexit has hopefully settled down, there’s a Coronavirus vaccine (Again, hopefully) and the UK, which includes Scotland is tied up with new international trade agreements which complicates Scotland becoming independent.
 
I take it your election didn't go the way you hoped? no need to frown old chap, your masters will allow you to buy your funko pops all the same.
Not the way I hoped, but exactly how I expected. My country might be completely fucked right now, but at least we aren't British, and that will always be consolation enough.
 
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