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https://news.sky.com/story/row-over-new-greggs-vegan-sausage-rolls-heats-up-11597679 (https://archive.ph/5Ba6o)

A heated row has broken out over a move by Britain's largest bakery chain to launch a vegan sausage roll.

The pastry, which is filled with a meat substitute and encased in 96 pastry layers, is available in 950 Greggs stores across the country.

It was promised after 20,000 people signed a petition calling for the snack to be launched to accommodate plant-based diet eaters.


But the vegan sausage roll's launch has been greeted by a mixed reaction: Some consumers welcomed it, while others voiced their objections.

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Cook and food poverty campaigner Jack Monroe declared she was "frantically googling to see what time my nearest opens tomorrow morning because I will be outside".

While TV writer Brydie Lee-Kennedy called herself "very pro the Greggs vegan sausage roll because anything that wrenches veganism back from the 'clean eating' wellness folk is a good thing".

One Twitter user wrote that finding vegan sausage rolls missing from a store in Corby had "ruined my morning".

Another said: "My son is allergic to dairy products which means I can't really go to Greggs when he's with me. Now I can. Thank you vegans."

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TV presenter Piers Morgan led the charge of those outraged by the new roll.

"Nobody was waiting for a vegan bloody sausage, you PC-ravaged clowns," he wrote on Twitter.

Mr Morgan later complained at receiving "howling abuse from vegans", adding: "I get it, you're all hangry. I would be too if I only ate plants and gruel."

Another Twitter user said: "I really struggle to believe that 20,000 vegans are that desperate to eat in a Greggs."

"You don't paint a mustach (sic) on the Mona Lisa and you don't mess with the perfect sausage roll," one quipped.

Journalist Nooruddean Choudry suggested Greggs introduce a halal steak bake to "crank the fume levels right up to 11".

The bakery chain told concerned customers that "change is good" and that there would "always be a classic sausage roll".

It comes on the same day McDonald's launched its first vegetarian "Happy Meal", designed for children.

The new dish comes with a "veggie wrap", instead of the usual chicken or beef option.

It should be noted that Piers Morgan and Greggs share the same PR firm, so I'm thinking this is some serious faux outrage and South Park KKK gambiting here.
 
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It's one thing to do that shit on a bike and risk your own life but actively fucking around pedestrians and targeting them for your stupid stunts is downright retarded.

One man shouts : 'You little chavvy f***ers... go learn how to use the f***ing road.'

But a youth replies: 'You're calling us chavvy? You live in Brighton.'

What does that even mean? Brighton is the rich area because of the pink pound I mean if you are going to insult someone from Brighton it's likely going to have to be faggot.
 
We waz kangs an' shyte episode 15499. More news at eleven.

British youths act retarded for youtube views, the horror. If you listen closely, they even insult the queen and call tea time "mega lame".

Thankfully, they didnt dead name or misgender a tranny or say something anti-Islamic on twitter so no jail time for these mad lads.
 
It's one thing to do that shit on a bike and risk your own life but actively fucking around pedestrians and targeting them for your stupid stunts is downright exceptional.



What does that even mean? Brighton is the rich area because of the pink pound I mean if you are going to insult someone from Brighton it's likely going to have to be faggot.

But just like in any other Britfag city, town or especially seaside resort, there will always be a sizeable Chav community & although I only watched a tiny bit of the video, the white kids & the guy bitching at them were all quite chavy & it's an acceptable insult against many white Brits.

Chavs are our white niggers really, as there ain't no black in the Union Jack 🇬🇧
 
Lmao at all the yanks getting triggered because these people are exercising in a supermarket

'buh buh DATS FOR BUYING HOT POCKETS NOT CYCLING! MOBILITY SCOOTERS NOT BIKES!'
 
If the stars had aligned and one of these little chimps received swift justice, we would be getting buzzfeed articles about 'what a nice boy' he was.

"He dint do nuffink" says his tearful girlfriend, as his obese Caribbean grandmother rolls around going "mah babby, my babby oh jeezuz lawd!"

"Young man just wanted to cycle through a shop" the liberal press would say.

And no this isn't a strawman, this is literally the kind of thing that occurs in good ole England. I long for the days where we can "FORM SQUARE!" against the wogs just like the good old days.
 
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How are they unable to identify this kid, again?

I wish I could be that naive.
They don't want to identify him. If they actually tried to arrest him you'll be able to set your watch to the reaction of the usual suspects chimping out in protest.
 
Because he's acting like a white nigger.

Wait until patreon hears about this!

Also Brighton is progressive mecca, they've got the only green party mp in the country and the council love signalling virtue while allowing basic services like waste collection to go to wrack and ruin
The typical insult you'd use would be Brighton Queens
 
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