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https://news.sky.com/story/row-over-new-greggs-vegan-sausage-rolls-heats-up-11597679 (https://archive.ph/5Ba6o)

A heated row has broken out over a move by Britain's largest bakery chain to launch a vegan sausage roll.

The pastry, which is filled with a meat substitute and encased in 96 pastry layers, is available in 950 Greggs stores across the country.

It was promised after 20,000 people signed a petition calling for the snack to be launched to accommodate plant-based diet eaters.


But the vegan sausage roll's launch has been greeted by a mixed reaction: Some consumers welcomed it, while others voiced their objections.

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Cook and food poverty campaigner Jack Monroe declared she was "frantically googling to see what time my nearest opens tomorrow morning because I will be outside".

While TV writer Brydie Lee-Kennedy called herself "very pro the Greggs vegan sausage roll because anything that wrenches veganism back from the 'clean eating' wellness folk is a good thing".

One Twitter user wrote that finding vegan sausage rolls missing from a store in Corby had "ruined my morning".

Another said: "My son is allergic to dairy products which means I can't really go to Greggs when he's with me. Now I can. Thank you vegans."

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TV presenter Piers Morgan led the charge of those outraged by the new roll.

"Nobody was waiting for a vegan bloody sausage, you PC-ravaged clowns," he wrote on Twitter.

Mr Morgan later complained at receiving "howling abuse from vegans", adding: "I get it, you're all hangry. I would be too if I only ate plants and gruel."

Another Twitter user said: "I really struggle to believe that 20,000 vegans are that desperate to eat in a Greggs."

"You don't paint a mustach (sic) on the Mona Lisa and you don't mess with the perfect sausage roll," one quipped.

Journalist Nooruddean Choudry suggested Greggs introduce a halal steak bake to "crank the fume levels right up to 11".

The bakery chain told concerned customers that "change is good" and that there would "always be a classic sausage roll".

It comes on the same day McDonald's launched its first vegetarian "Happy Meal", designed for children.

The new dish comes with a "veggie wrap", instead of the usual chicken or beef option.

It should be noted that Piers Morgan and Greggs share the same PR firm, so I'm thinking this is some serious faux outrage and South Park KKK gambiting here.
 
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I'm all for mowing a massive cock into a field for shiggles but the whole "climate change is real" thing is what bugs me. Like what does he expect Trump to do? Is he expecting the USA to police the world on that shit? Good luck with that.

Does he regularly protest the airport itself? Did he use a manual push mower? These are important in establishing the guy's credibility.
If he used a push mower for all of that then it's nothing short of impressive.
 
Honestly, this is pretty hilarious and anyone who tries to argue otherwise is pretty obviously just doing so because they don't want to be caught out saying anything bad about Trump.
Huh? How do ones feelings about this silly protest relate to ones feelings on Trump? Mowing a penis into grass is funny, but the fact that it's supposed to be about climate change makes the creator a lolcow. How is Trump going to know this penis is directed at him, and how would he ever know it was related to climate change?
Now you're a lolcow too because you are obviously lawnmower dude here to defend your spergy honor.
 
Trump would know that that isn't very high-grade political advertising.
 
I'm looking at this expecting a pun. Is there a pun here I am missing? There really should be a pun in here.
Nah, I'm just not clever.

I was going to ask whether Trump's balls or the balls on the lawn scar are bigger, but then I got distracted on something about what kids protesting Vietnam would say, and now I'm here.
 
Psh Italian protesters would've built a fully articulated and self-walking fiberglass Gundam or some shit. UK protesters are strictly scrub tier.
 
It is stunts like these that seem to reinforce that protestors aren't doing it out of any genuine feeling of making societal change, but instead of getting attention where people will praise them for how, "brave" they were. They are no different from the so-called hero in a story that does the hero work only because they will get showered with praise and gifts, but disappear when the hard work settles in or when being good is inconvenient to them.
 
It is stunts like these that seem to reinforce that protestors aren't doing it out of any genuine feeling of making societal change, but instead of getting attention where people will praise them for how, "brave" they were. They are no different from the so-called hero in a story that does the hero work only because they will get showered with praise and gifts, but disappear when the hard work settles in or when being good is inconvenient to them.
Well, they do succeed in getting the attention, that's got to account for something, right?
 
I’m sure Donald “Grab’em by the pussy” Trump will not be remotely amused by the sight of a giant penis made of grass.
 
The kid’s mum is a “ humanist funeral celebrant” which means she won’t pray over your dead bunny, I guess. Previously, she had some air quality business.

 
If this faggot was serious about his beliefs, he'd go shave giant penises into all the cows in India and rice paddies in China.
 
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