Law Britain Seeks Knife Control Laws - ....I swear to christ I'm not making this up.

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A series of articles, variants on a theme.

https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/world/2018/04/09/london-mayor-knife-control/500328002/

USA Today said:
After murder rate passes NYC, London Mayor Sadiq Khan calls for sharper knife control

London Mayor Sadiq Khan announced a crackdown on knives Sunday in response to the rising levels of violence in London, which recently surpassed New York City's homicide rate for the first time.

"No excuses: there is never a reason to carry a knife," Khan tweeted. "Anyone who does will be caught, and they will feel the full force of the law."

There have been more than 50 homicides in London so far in 2018, and much of the violence is tied to gangs.

Guns are strictly regulated in the United Kingdom and the rising homicide rate in London is directly attributable to a rise in knife-related crimes, with stabbings claiming at least 31 lives to date in 2018. By contrast, New York — which has a population roughly the same size as London — has seen a steady decline in violent crime.

There were 15 murders committed in London in February and another 22 in March, while New York saw 14 murders in February and 21 in March, according to murder rate statistics provided to USA TODAY by London's Metropolitan Police and the New York Police Department.

In Britain, it is currently illegal to carry a knife longer than three inches in public "without good reason" and illegally carrying a knife can be punished with up to four years in prison and an "unlimited fine."

Self-defense is not listed among the examples of "good reasons to carry a knife." The courts determine if someone's reason to carry a knife is valid. Condoned examples of knife-carrying include if it is necessary for a person's work or if it is being brought to a gallery for exhibition.

Which is followed by....

https://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/840634/Ban-kitchen-knives-pointed-doctor-deadly-knife-crime

The Express said:
Dr. John Crichton, the new chairman of the Royal College of Psychiatrists in Scotland, wants the sale of pointed kitchen knives to be banned to help reduce the number of fatal stabbings.

He first suggested the move three years ago, but his proposal did not win enough support from policy-makers. Since then dozens of people, including schoolchildren, have lost their lives as a result of attacks involving bladed instruments.

Dr. Crichton, who took on the role of chairman in June this year, is championing a switch to so-called ‘R’-bladed knives, which have rounded points and are far less effective as weapons…. ‘We are very quick to be critical of our American cousins and the prevalence of guns but this is an issue which doesn’t even occur to us.

And finally....

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/20...ng-solution-soaring-violent-crime-judge-says/

The Telegraph said:
Knives are too sharp and filing them down is solution to soaring violent crime, judge says

A judge has proposed a nationwide programme to file down the points of kitchen knives as a solution to the country’s soaring knife crime epidemic.

Last week in his valedictory address, retiring Luton Crown Court Judge Nic Madge spoke of his concern that carrying a knife had become routine in some circles and called on the Government to ban the sale of large pointed kitchen knives.

Latest figures show stabbing deaths among teenagers and young adults have reached the highest level for eight years, and knife crime overall rose 22 per cent in 2017.

In the past two months, he said, there have been 77 knife-related incidents in Bedfordshire, including three killings.

Judge Madge told the assembled judges, barristers and court staff: “These offences often seem motiveless - one boy was stabbed because he had an argument a couple of years before at his junior school.”

He said laws designed to reduce the availability of weapons to young would-be offenders had had “almost no effect”, since the vast majority had merely taken knives from a cutlery drawer.

He said: “A few of the blades carried by youths are so called ‘Rambo knives’ or samurai swords. They though are a very small minority.

"The reason why these measures have little effect is that the vast majority of knives carried by youths are ordinary kitchen knives. Every kitchen contains lethal knives which are potential murder weapons.

It gets better:

So, he said: “I would urge all those with any role in relation to knives - manufacturers, shops, the police, local authorities, the government - to consider preventing the sale of long pointed knives, except in rare, defined, circumstances, and replacing such knives with rounded ends.

"It might even be that the police could organise a programme whereby the owners of kitchen knives, which have been properly and lawfully bought for culinary purposes, could be taken somewhere to be modified, with the points being ground down into rounded ends," he said.
 
Don't forget chisels and ice picks.

We actually do have knife laws here, but they mostly relate to the age at which you can purchase a knife and the circumstances under which you can carry a knife in public.



Watch emergency room visits increase due to people using dull knives in the kitchen (the room which already leads to the most accidents).
Someone I know uses deliberately dull knives in the kitchen in the belief that it reduces the chance of getting cut because herp derp it isn't as sharp!
 
Japanese knife law is about the same as current UK knife law, yet Japs aren't going around stabbing each other left and right. I wonder what's up with that?
If the japan simulator called yakuza is any indication thats because they dont have black/brown people and they weaponize everything
 
Blunt knives are far more dangerous than sharp knives. Kinda why professionals keep them sharp.

Next thing you know you wont be allowed to own tools, you have to go to a four year trade school to become a handy man and can only use tools provided by the government with tracking chips embedded in them.

King of the Hill has predicted the future before...
 
"This just in, man murdered with spoon! Killer still at large! Using 3D software & fuzzy camera footage, police have reconstructed suspect's face. If you see anyone who looks like this, report it to the local constables immediately!"
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Say the law does come into effect, is the desire to harm others removed?

If people want to hurt others they will find a way, all hail the millwall brick!

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Curiously enough, the wikipedia article mentions making knuckle dusters out of pennies ans newspaper sheets, made and ready to use in less than a minute.
 
For best effect with the Millwall brick, use the most left-leaning newspaper you can find.
 
Fuck cuckland. I love living in a country where you can literally decorate your house by filling it floor to ceiling with loaded rifles, shotguns, pistols, knives, and whatever! Not because you even need it but just because you fucking FEEL LIKE IT.
 
Say the law does come into effect, is the desire to harm others removed?

If people want to hurt others they will find a way, all hail the millwall brick!

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Curiously enough, the wikipedia article mentions making knuckle dusters out of pennies ans newspaper sheets, made and ready to use in less than a minute.

Had Roy Larner used this instead of his fists when he was getting stabbed, he would've been the one arrested instead & the news articles would've read "Racist white gang member beats Asians with improvised weapon unprovoked."
 
Shurikens were banned so hard in the UK they edited them out of Teenage Mutant Hero Turtles along with nunchuks and the word "ninja" in the title.

Why don't they just castrate everybody at this point? Obviously, hormones & dangly parts are what's truly to blame for all this violence. Reproduction should be handled and assigned by the government through artificial insemination. Sperm donation would be compulsory and it all goes into one giant hamster water bottle with a soft edged blender blade at the bottom that spins every so often to guarantee there's no racist way of knowing who's getting who pregnant when the women strapped to the conveyor belt are lined up to the sperm injector.

Utopia.
 
Lovely. They gonna ban all types of glass and any object with a sharp blade or point regardless of use or function too?

Don't know about in the UK, but here some venues only serve alcohol in plastic after a certain time of night. It's a legal requirement for venues with a history of violence.
 
Oh holy shit, the UK is now the kid in class who has to use safety scissors.
Oi ya cheeky cunt, you got a license for that offencive weapon?!?!

The thought of Britbongs trying to smash their dinners apart with stones like prehistoric ape-creatures makes me laugh more than I thought it would.
Like they would allow their subjects to possess assault asphalt!

Should the uk ban death and terrorism next?
You just need a licence! That's all you need! The brits can totally own guns like anyone else. Just need a licence and it's a single shot rifle that is registered and isn't some evil assault rifle!

Next the English are gonna ban hands.
No silly, you just have to get fingerprinted to have hands. Before the paperwork clears they have to cut your hands off. You'll get them reattached 6-8 weeks.

People forget that here in America there are laws against carrying certain types of knives. Many states say you can't carry anything more than 4 inches. Also many places you can't carry a switch blade for any reason, making them more regulated than guns. Kind of dumb but who cares really.
Texas you can legally carry every kind of blade (except a gravity knife iirc) so you can walk down the street with a claymore or a katana.
"BUT SHELF DEFENSHE DOESHN'T WORK, GUYSH!"
That's why cops don't carry guns at all in America....oh...

Japanese knife law is about the same as current UK knife law, yet Japs aren't going around stabbing each other left and right. I wonder what's up with that?
Japs are pussies. We killed all the tough ones in WWII. Hence why they have a girly appearance and are an endangered species. Too beta to fuck.

Fuck cuckland. I love living in a country where you can literally decorate your house by filling it floor to ceiling with loaded rifles, shotguns, pistols, knives, and whatever! Not because you even need it but just because you fucking FEEL LIKE IT.
I want to visit the murder/k/ube, which is ironically in Canada, and pray that it helps me fulfill my dream of literally having one room in my house wall to wall, floor to ceiling with guns on it.
 
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