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A bride has been savaged on social media for her bizarre wedding where the officiant was dressed in a giant yellow chicken suit.

The strange nuptials took place in an empty field next to the sea, with the groom dressed in a garish patterned shirt.
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A bride has been savaged on social media for having a 'chicken officiant'. Photo: Facebook
Photos of the wedding were shared on a popular Facebook group, with the caption reading: “Quite possibly the worst thing I’ve ever seen.

"The chicken is the officiant, the groom is in a casual button up and khakis, the father of the bride wearing a Woodstock tee, shorts, tie dye high tops and sunglasses — as if it’s a casual Sunday stroll.”

One snap showed the groom standing extremely close to the 'chicken officiant', with his body almost completely pressed up against the costume.

Another showed how far apart the couple had to stand so that the chicken was able to be seen, with a bridesmaid donning a matching yellow dress.

The post was flooded with comments, with some slamming the bride for her ‘silly’ looking ceremony.
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People thought the bride was 'cute' but let down by the groom. Photo: Facebook
“I hate everything I’m seeing here. Imagine your grandkids opening the wedding album in 60 years and seeing this,” one wrote.

“The look on the chicken’s face was pretty much my reaction when I saw these photos,” a second quipped.

“It’s just a mockery. You couldn’t help but look at this spectacle and think their relationship is anything but a joke,” added another.

There were some that pointed out that the bride looked ‘nice’ but was let down by her family and bridal party.

“The bride looks so cute! What the hell is going on with everyone else?!” a person asked.

“She looks beautiful. It think this would have been fine and fun for the reception but the fact she put so much effort in makes me sad,” another chimed in.

“Damn the bride looks beautiful too, sad her partner isn’t matching her energy,” added a third.
 
That dress makes her look even fatter than she is.

That dude is skinny enough that it would look like a typical army marriage if it weren't for his hair.
 
I think it's funny that Facebook groups and other wedding-snark spaces will sperg about stuff like this, lacking all self-awareness of how much of a ridiculous waste of money it is to have a fancy wedding and how stressful it is. And no I'm not being a "pick me", I don't care how much you spend on your wedding. It's just funny they don't realize that spending 20K or whatever on a wedding (or a lot more) is at least as equally retarded as having a chicken balloon officiating the ceremony.

“I hate everything I’m seeing here. Imagine your grandkids opening the wedding album in 60 years and seeing this,” one wrote.
Oh no!
...Who gives a fuck?
 
The only troubling part is the strange way the chicken suit is simultaneously too tight and too loose in unexpected places. Got to be hot as hell in that thing though.
 
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I was disappointed because I read "Bride" as "Biden" and assumed some wacky foreign embassy hijinks.

0/10.
 
I like it. Fuck the pressure people (women) put on brides (and sometimes grooms) to have an obscenely expensive, "traditional" wedding ceremony. This is delightful.

Not to mention, look at that great weather for an outdoor wedding. Very lucky.
 
I love this.
Clown world has turned "marriage" from a sacred rite of bonding to a faggot circus, so why not take the piss.

Below is obligatory given the specific type of chicken suit:
 
chickenpilled poultrymaxxing birdcels, not a phone in sight, living in the moment
 
I respect any woman who is fine with a cheap joke wedding as opposed to blowing a fortune on a high end wedding. Good for them.
 
It's just funny they don't realize that spending 20K or whatever on a wedding (or a lot more) is at least as equally retarded as having a chicken balloon officiating the ceremony.
It's actually WAY more retarded because the chicken guy probably did it for much less than 20k, he might even done it for free.
 
One snap showed the groom standing extremely close to the 'chicken officiant', with his body almost completely pressed up against the costume.
Did the person writing this not look at the photos? You can clearly see by their feet he's not pressed up against the chicken.

Damn journalists and projecting their fetishes onto others.
 
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