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Just a reminder that there is zero evidence that John can drive a car and or motorcycle.
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Just a reminder that there is zero evidence that John can drive a car and or motorcycle.
(source)I ride shotgun with Brianna in her Porsche Boxster while Frank carries the campaign swag in the Dodge, the two cars eventually parking on either side, flanking the workers. Frank gets to them first. Brianna and I catch up seconds later.
I stand corrected. He can drive.
Kotaku? Really? I wouldn't be surprised if the guy never even met John in person. But I agree, he definitely has driven at least a car. I'm pretty sure that Frank, Asian driver or not, would not have backed it into a parking bollard and then blamed an imaginary white chud.
He talks of being a world-class driver of all kinds - standard John bluster. But while I think he can drive, I think he does it rarely and not at all well - same with everything else he brags about being an expert in, really. Though it being Kotaku, it's not the greatest source of factual information.View attachment 2432996
Just a reminder that there is zero evidence that John can drive a car and or motorcycle.
Here's Wu's "TV hit."
https://youtube.com/watch?v=4KfHYlbJLGk
Sad news. The One True Politician dress has gone to the rag bag in the sky. On the plus side, we may be seeing the birth of the Hat of Receding Hairline Concealment +1.
The video starts by rehashing gamergate. The mawkish Princess Diana memorials didn't go on this long.
If you question the story, bitch will call you sexist and cry. The only way to win is for Deagle Nation to once again level up and eat gamerfood.He talks of being a world-class driver of all kinds - standard John bluster. But while I think he can drive, I think he does it rarely and not at all well - same with everything else he brags about being an expert in, really. Though it being Kotaku, it's not the greatest source of factual information.
I don't know if there was ever proof that he could ride a motorcycle, but to me it's much, much funnier to keep the idea alive that he can't, considering how much he tries to use Badass Biker Chick as part of his persona. From recollection, at absolute best someone might have reported him getting on his bike and starting it, but nothing more than that. But there's 5000+ pages - there could be an actual source in there.
But I'm just reminded of Wu's anecdote that he pulled out on, I think it was the Boston Globe journalist before her failure of a primary. He performatively came in from a run, said he thought he was being catcalled by several construction workers, but when he pulled his earbuds out they were all cheering him and saying they were voting for him. I love that story for the sheer audacity of the bullshit in it, the layered levels of self-aggrandisement that people just accept, and the suspicion I have is that most people who will still defend Brianna Wu would have just accepted it without a second thought because they've self-selected to be the sort to not think critically on anything he says.
Also posted somewhere in this opus is a link to the traffic citation John received in college for driving his vehicle with an expired registration. If he was driving with without a license, he would have been cited, and possibly arrested, for that as well.
Whether he has a motorcycle license and, if he does, when he got it is another issue. Also posted somewhere in this encyclopedia is the tweet in which he strangely boasts about having failed the written exam for a Massachusetts motorcycle license. After that, he remained silent on the issue. If he previously had a motorcycle license, it would have transferred over to Massachusetts along with the vehicle operator license from whatever state he lived in previously.
Wait, that was actually her and not just motorcycle stock video she paid for, like her other ad?
It was stock footage. Someone here found it and posted the link.
That was this ad from the very early days of politician Wu:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=wRnuJ-JLAV0
The "Cardboard" ad came later and features actual Wu footage.
I think someone found the stock footage clip by searching for "woman riding a sports bike stock footage" and it was the top result. He later used an american flag waving that I immediately recognized from having searched "american flag free stock footage" for my Campaign of the Dead parody or whatever I called it.I feel like John tried harder than I thought him capable. At least he kept his face at a distance and tried to make his voice more feminine (and found footage of someone who could actually ride a motorcycle.)
hmm, hope john can find a "woman in beret driving Porsche" video soon.I think someone found the stock footage clip by searching for "woman riding a sports bike stock footage" and it was the top result. He later used an american flag waving that I immediately recognized from having searched "american flag free stock footage" for my Campaign of the Dead parody or whatever I called it.
Are we sure though? It might have been a hairless yeti.
That was this ad from the very early days of politician Wu:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=wRnuJ-JLAV0
The "Cardboard" ad came later and features actual Wu footage.