Ever notice there isn't a single second of footage in existence with John driving a vehicle of any kind, whether it's a motorcycle (he would die in a minute), a car (even that he would back into a parking bollard) and definitely nothing with him driving any vehicle with a manual transmission?
Why is a heroic MAN like JOHN saddled with a worthless midget chink like Frank? Why does he have to put up with such a worthless spouse, who does nothing but pay for everything he does? Frank must have a humiliation fetish at this point.
he may have a fetish that works in the long term, where the ultimate culmination is when he actually does throw this freak out of his life and onto the streets.
It's also puzzled me that Frank could have used his cash to get a much prettier woman (cis or trans) with a much better personality than John, yet he chose the depilatoried Wookie with delusions of being adept at every profession.Ever notice there isn't a single second of footage in existence with John driving a vehicle of any kind, whether it's a motorcycle (he would die in a minute), a car (even that he would back into a parking bollard) and definitely nothing with him driving any vehicle with a manual transmission?
There is nothing noble or particularly great about driving a standard. It's a pain in the ass. That's why they got rid of them. Try drinking a cup of coffee and driving a manual in an area with hills. Or in an urban area where they put stop signs on an incline. The only reason I ever drove a standard transmission was because I was too broke to afford a real car for normal people. And I sucked at it.
John makes it the core of his manliness. And yet there isn't a speck or an iota of any actual evidence he has even driven any of these vehicles, at least, other than his pictures of one of them that he backed into a parking bollard. That's pretty obviously something John did. Not even Frank, with the stereotypes of Asian drivers, would have done that to a car so expensive.
Why is a heroic MAN like JOHN saddled with a worthless midget chink like Frank? Why does he have to put up with such a worthless spouse, who does nothing but pay for everything he does? Frank must have a humiliation fetish at this point.
It may be one of the most psychologically twisted things ever, one that has puzzled me for years. What is he getting out of being married to some Frankenstein ogre with a horrible flesh wound between its legs, that insults him constantly online while he pays for incredible luxury for the thing, and even puts up pegboard and other shit on his day off, while the thing does absolutely nothing of value?
Meanwhile, he knows he could eject the thing from his life at any point, so he has the ultimate power.
Some combo of these things must be the fetish that has finally made him happy.
Or
John, what are you talking about? Your entire life is a fantasy.
You and me both. Hell, I think most regular followers of John's antics have a real thunk about why Frank chose to saddle himself with the wendigo. Why willingly keep a complete parasite around, having it leech off of your income on all manner of retarded ideas? And even if you were fine with that, why also choose a giant, gangling basketcase of a man and spend tens of thousands of dollars (maybe hundreds) attempting to turn him into a totally unconvincing facsimile of a woman? It boggles the mind, though I feel that there has to be some kind of fetish angle involved. What that angle is, I don't know, and aside from morbid curiosity, I'd rather not think about it too hard. This is the same man who wrote not-even-thinly-disguised octopus porn, after all.Why is a heroic MAN like JOHN saddled with a worthless midget chink like Frank? Why does he have to put up with such a worthless spouse, who does nothing but pay for everything he does? Frank must have a humiliation fetish at this point.
It may be one of the most psychologically twisted things ever, one that has puzzled me for years. What is he getting out of being married to some Frankenstein ogre with a horrible flesh wound between its legs, that insults him constantly online while he pays for incredible luxury for the thing, and even puts up pegboard and other shit on his day off, while the thing does absolutely nothing of value?
Meanwhile, he knows he could eject the thing from his life at any point, so he has the ultimate power.
Some combo of these things must be the fetish that has finally made him happy.
Or
Frank (and John) has an ugly bastard fetish.
I would bet money John doesn't have one. He just did a quick google to figure out what this dude what talking about so he could lie about being involved in some internet trend. He always has to pretend like he's in the know or a part of some community he barely knows the name of. Smokin' Hot Videogame Programmer and Racecar Driver Brianna Wu is always up on the biggest trends whether it's riding her GME stonks to the moon or training her guild in the hopes of being the first to defeat Kiljaeden when Burning Crusade Classic releases later this year. She's always on the go go go!
Remember when John claimed that the 103° fever lasted only a few hours before it broke? That was just yesterday. Now that 103° fever was "constant." And he's still sticking with the ridiculous deadly skin-infection tale.
That may be what initially drew John's disdain, but he's speaking up right now because Greenwald is curbstomping John's partners in crime.
Can someone remind me how many petrol powered sports cars there are at the Wu household and how many electric cars there are? John could have a sustainable Earth saving electric Porche, but chooses to badger Frank into buying him gas guzzling murdermachines instead. Sad!
poor donkey