Brianna Wu / John Walker Flynt - "Biggest Victim of Gamergate," Failed Game Developer, Failed Congressional Candidate

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albert chan said:
36 years of gaming, and thinking that beating Nioh 2 will be your most difficult accomplishment.

If there was a Brianna Wu Tweet Generator, that would be the first tweet which would be used for it.
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We all like to laugh at how much of a spastic buffoon John is but with all the time and money that he's invested into vidya over the years it was still shocking to see just how bad he is at playing them:

I wouldn't be surprised if beating Nioh 2 is a huge achievement for him, even though he had to rely on walkthroughs and exploits, and is most likely just lying about finishing it anyway.
 
Peace and Harmony said:
You tell those random men, John - if they think they can swing their dicks and get onto a podcast with an audience of 8 people for free, they've got another thought coming. Don't call us, we'll call you.
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There's nothing John loves more than 10 random men.
 
I guess Frank will just have to content himself with being an absolute fucking retard LOSER while John dominates him on every conceivable dimension, god almighty it's a flat fucking miracle that Frank wasn't simply bludgeoned to death at birth for being such a catastrophic genetic failure holy fuck

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Peace and Harmony said:
I guess Frank will just have to content himself with being an absolute fucking retard LOSER while John dominates him on every conceivable dimension, god almighty it's a flat fucking miracle that Frank wasn't simply bludgeoned to death at birth for being such a catastrophic genetic failure holy fuck

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I guess Frank will just have to console himself with the gainful employment that lets him hold your financial leash (slack as it may be) but keeps him from playing pinball for six hours a day.
 
John please, I can barely breathe from your comedic genius. And of course this is exactly the kind of message that will rally patriotic Americans to the polls to vote for the canidates that your Super PAC supports, which it definitely is actively doing at this very moment.

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Peace and Harmony said:
John please, I can barely breathe from your comedic genius. And of course this is exactly the kind of message that will rally patriotic Americans to the polls to vote for the canidates that your Super PAC supports, which it definitely is actively doing at this very moment.

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So John went through a border checkpoint, showed his ID, and had his vehicle inspected by Mexican customs agents without even realizing it. Not something most people would brag about. Ambien's a helluva drug.
 
Peace and Harmony said:
John please, I can barely breathe from your comedic genius. And of course this is exactly the kind of message that will rally patriotic Americans to the polls to vote for the canidates that your Super PAC supports, which it definitely is actively doing at this very moment.

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He didn't see the border b/c he's been known to drive in the dark w/o headlights!

just what we need out of a congrssional DISTRICT rep..I'm sure the constituency will get competent representation
"My people in Topeka"
umm..Topeka isn't in the 8th district let alone in MA
"I don't see borders...how many Porsches do you own little fuckboy"
 
Peace and Harmony said:
John please, I can barely breathe from your comedic genius. And of course this is exactly the kind of message that will rally patriotic Americans to the polls to vote for the canidates that your Super PAC supports, which it definitely is actively doing at this very moment.

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poor donkey
 
Did you guess that legendary political consultant John Walker Flynt spent his holiday weekend consooming Hollywood trash? But I suppose John deserves a break after months of HARDCORE post-vaccination productivity.

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Peace and Harmony said:
Did you guess that legendary political consultant John Walker Flynt spent his holiday weekend consooming Hollywood trash? But I suppose John deserves a break after months of HARDCORE post-vaccination productivity.

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hey we all have some must-see-TV wishes

I want a reboot of Ultimate slip n' slide starring bri rbi

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NBC’s Ultimate Slip N’ Slide, Tainted By “Explosive Diarrhea,” Wiped From Post-Olympics Schedule

The network is washing its hands of this.
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I'm glad that Brianna lives in a state that treats him like a child. It's a good match.
 
Peace and Harmony said:
The ultimate proof of America's greatness is that it is a country that does not instantly kill the clinically retarded.

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"On the birthday of our country, a day that celebrates freedom, I sure am glad to live in a place that takes away my freedoms." - John Walker Flynt, July 4, 2021

I get that that's a strength of our federal system (individual communities/states can set their own regulations and if you don't like 'em you can move elsewhere), but the irony is off the charts.

Furthermore, a quick search reveals he's also wrong, shockingly enough. While fireworks can leave behind various pollutants, greener options have been developed in more recent years that lower the particulates released. There's also a fair amount of trash left behind, but it's primarily biodegradable stuff anyway. Considering most people only see fireworks once or twice out of the year, however, I'd say that the environmental impact is minor at best, and you should only really avoid fireworks if you have asthma or something like that.

Also, there are in fact fireworks standards, developed by the aptly-named American Fireworks Standards Laboratory. Whether all fireworks are manufactured to these standards is, of course, debatable, since most are made in China, land of nonexistent standards. Sounds to me like that's an argument to move manufacturing back to the USA, right, John? Nothing more patriotic than that.

Finally, props to the freedom-loving individuals giving Massachusetts the middle finger and blowing shit up the American way. God bless you.
 
John is a bit of a wind bag complaining about pollution from fireworks as to deflect his hate of people celebrating their country's independence. It's a day of celebration. I bet his 30 year old Porsche emits a lot of pollution, what about other shit he wastes his tax payer funded career on?

I really like it when John tells black people what super heros they can and like.
 
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