Brianna Wu / John Walker Flynt - "Biggest Victim of Gamergate," Failed Game Developer, Failed Congressional Candidate

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Dr. Merkwurdichliebe said:
As @AnOminous mentioned, John was five years old on June 3, 1983, when Wargames was released. His parents were probably still trying to potty train the little sped. They certainly weren't buying him computer gear.

As always, it's funny that John didn't even pause to think about how old he was in 1983 when tweeting his demented lies.
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It's even funnier when you consider that he used to lie about being born in 1980 so he could pretend to not be in his 40's already. If he kept that lie up today, he would have you believe that wee little three-year-old John was hacking the mainframe.

The best part about John's rampant lies is how often they end up contradicting each other. It'd be a herculean task for a good liar to keep all those straight, so John inevitably fucks up.
 
What's your definition of critical race theory, John?

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Pretty cool John I'm sold, let me ask my homosexual roommate to buy me one right now.

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King Dead said:
It'd be a herculean task for a good liar to keep all those straight
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Well there, honey chile, I do gots what to say it is not very her-cule-lay-on to dockymint all the rip-snortin' adventures Miss'ippi John has. The only real task one has with the Tales of Miss'ippi John is staying up way to the wee hours tryin-a decidificate which tale ta' tell first. I mean, no matter how increddyus the tale is its, ya'll just gots what to remember that a man as great as Miss'ippi John could do it all no trouble.

Grown up as a well off early computer hacker with all the same props as you what see in them moving pictures? Missi'ippi John did that.
Growin' up a poor black girl on the delta? Miss'ippi John did that at the same time it was so easy for him.
Making Space Camp change its entire structure so he could be made mission commander? How can you even doubt Miss'ippi John pulled that off, when the man bested the Klu Klux Klan so hard they is now the Ku Klux Klan.
Being taught real computer programming before highschool in a well-stocked computer lab while complaining about the substandard state of Mississippi's education system? Obviously you have never heard the man fillibuster if you think that's a countydickery.
Meeting his husband no less than four different ways and their engagement lasting from five weeks to nearly a year? Well nat'ry you know all about the time mashin' that Ol' John build with the extra parts from refurbishing his first sports car.
What's that there? You never heard of that? Why I never.....
 
JustSomeDong said:
Getting a BBS number out of the yellow pages isn't hacking. Slight PL, but it CAN cause your parents to ground you for a month when they get a $400 phone bill. Or am I a notorious hacker, too?
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Most warez BBSes weren't in the yellow pages. And yes, I once did that too and ended up having to mow lawns for a summer to pay for it. They didn't ground me, though. They did worse. They made me go outside.
 
This is so brave that I have tears welling up in my eyes. John will also be closing his Twatter account soon too since Tucker Carlson is also on the platform and they refuse to ban him.

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Peace and Harmony said:
What's your definition of critical race theory, John?

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"Day four?" CRT has been in the news for like at least a month (and for us webtards its been like 6). Way to keep your finger on the pulse of America, Mr. Super PAC Exec Flynt.
Norvic said:
Who says a classic 911 isn't practical? I'd say the person who can't see out of the rear view mirror or the off side wing mirror because there's a fucking tree in the passenger seat.
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What are you talking about? Illegal visibility obstructions are how you show consideration for the safety of other drivers. Dont you know how light that Porsche is?
 
Peace and Harmony said:
This is so brave that I have tears welling up in my eyes. John will also be closing his Twatter account soon too since Tucker Carlson is also on the platform and they refuse to ban him.

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People like John have rendered terms like "white supremacist" and "Nazi" completely meaningless with bullshit like this. Worse, after years of this propagandistic bullshit, they've inflicted outrage fatigue on much of the population to the point some people no longer even give a shit if someone actually is a literal Nazi. Nice own goal, lunatics.
 
Peace and Harmony said:
This is so brave that I have tears welling up in my eyes. John will also be closing his Twatter account soon too since Tucker Carlson is also on the platform and they refuse to ban him.

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So John is trotting out the fact that he's leeching off of his dad's military service to get USAA insurance. The dad who isn't really his dad and who disowned him for being "bisexual."

Or does John expect us to believe that Frank served in the armed forces?

Or maybe John is just making up another lie to wedge his way into a conversation that doesn't involve him. (See: I'm adopted too! I'm bisexual! I was an investigative reporter and wrote a major article on this! I worked summer jobs in the merciless Mississippi sun! I drove over that Memphis bridge hundreds of times! From my bedroom window, I watched poor blacks picking cotton! I hacked a BBS when I was five! Et cetera, et cetera, et cetera.)
 
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Dr. Merkwurdichliebe said:
So John is trotting out the fact that he's leeching off of his dad's military service to get USAA insurance. The dad who isn't really his dad and who disowned him for being "bisexual."

Or does John expect us to believe that Frank served in the armed forces?
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I mean, he did already admit as much before. An interesting dig this time, which I'm pretty sure already got posted months ago, but here it is again:

On January 27th, John bitches about some online-only bank having terrible customer service so he closed his account immediately. Someone asks him if there's a credit union he can go to, but he throws that out as an option because he's deathly afraid of the coof and doesn't want to go outside (never mind that he went outside plenty of times already by his own admission). He also spouts that a credit union can't possibly have the high-tech app that Godzilla of Tech Feminism John Walker Flynt deserves because, and I quote, "How can a local credit union possibly keep a team of full stack devs employed?"
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Someone else asks him if he qualifies to join USAA, and John trots out the usual "disowned because I'm queer" lie again, stating that while he had accounts before, he doesn't know if he needs to get in touch with his birth father to sign up again now. By the way, John, you're not adopted, as much as you and probably your whole family wishes you were.
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A few days later, on February 1st, John then brags about switching to USAA by taking advantage of his dad's military service, with a mocking "thanks for your service" thrown in for good measure. Pretty fucking pathetic of him.
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Fast forward to today, and now he's bitching about USAA running ads on Tucker Carlson's show. I guarantee he's not gonna cancel his accounts at all; Frank probably needs to save as much money as possible for John's next inevitable big-ticket purchase.

Curiously, John also mentioned USAA back in May 2014, though all he said was that he loved them. Ah, the pre-GG days when John got barely any traction on his ravings, they seem so quaint now.
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King Dead said:
I mean, he did already admit as much before. An interesting dig this time, which I'm pretty sure already got posted months ago, but here it is again:

On January 27th, John bitches about some online-only bank having terrible customer service so he closed his account immediately. Someone asks him if there's a credit union he can go to, but he throws that out as an option because he's deathly afraid of the coof and doesn't want to go outside (never mind that he went outside plenty of times already by his own admission). He also spouts that a credit union can't possibly have the high-tech app that Godzilla of Tech Feminism John Walker Flynt deserves because, and I quote, "How can a local credit union possibly keep a team of full stack devs employed?"
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Someone else asks him if he qualifies to join USAA, and John trots out the usual "disowned because I'm queer" lie again, stating that while he had accounts before, he doesn't know if he needs to get in touch with his birth father to sign up again now. By the way, John, you're not adopted, as much as you and probably your whole family wishes you were.
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A few days later, on February 1st, John then brags about switching to USAA by taking advantage of his dad's military service, with a mocking "thanks for your service" thrown in for good measure. Pretty fucking pathetic of him.
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Fast forward to today, and now he's bitching about USAA running ads on Tucker Carlson's show. I guarantee he's not gonna cancel his accounts at all; Frank probably needs to save as much money as possible for John's next inevitable big-ticket purchase.

Curiously, John also mentioned USAA back in May 2014, though all he said was that he loved them. Ah, the pre-GG days when John got barely any traction on his ravings, they seem so quaint now.
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You know who else loves USAA? Lauren Milovy.
No wonder her and Johnny boy were best friends.
 
What America needs is a benevolent dictatorship headed up by Philosopher King John Walker Flynt. He alone knows what is best for the country and the world.

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I remember Dems doing the same shit in 2016. Eat a dick you dumb thot.
 
King Dead said:
He also spouts that a credit union can't possibly have the high-tech app that Godzilla of Tech Feminism John Walker Flynt deserves because, and I quote, "How can a local credit union possibly keep a team of full stack devs employed?"
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Imagine taking it up the ass from literal international bankers instead of a credit union that actually treats you like a human being based on such absolutely nonsensical CONSOOOOOMER "logic."
 
Jet Fuel Johnny said:
His bullshit about how far he walks and runs is fucking hilarious if you're an actual runner.
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That one campaign video of them running towards the car is hilarious lol!
AnOminous said:
People like John have rendered terms like "white supremacist" and "Nazi" completely meaningless with bullshit like this. Worse, after years of this propagandistic bullshit, they've inflicted outrage fatigue on much of the population to the point some people no longer even give a shit if someone actually is a literal Nazi. Nice own goal, lunatics.
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Exactly, they look like Chris-chan screeching around whenever he does some dumb shit in public and gets escorted out by a security guard who's just doing their job by not letting a grown adult sperg around a store because of some shit that literal children don't care about.
 
Jet Fuel Johnny said:
His bullshit about how far he walks and runs is fucking hilarious if you're an actual runner.
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It's typical for John to pontificate about stuff he knows so little about he can't even come up with an impressive lie. Even more often, he knows so little that the jargon he throws around is literal gibberish.
 
AnOminous said:
Most warez BBSes weren't in the yellow pages. And yes, I once did that too and ended up having to mow lawns for a summer to pay for it. They didn't ground me, though. They did worse. They made me go outside.
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No, but public ones were, and those often had number for more BBSs. And down the rabbit hole I went one summer. Although I was too unlucky to have an ancient acoustic modem. I had to plug an RJ11 into my old Packard Bell, like some kind of normie. But otherwise... Yeah, its okay to be impressed by me. I'm a pro hacker like my hero, Brianna Wu.
 
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