- Joined
- Dec 28, 2014
John is the perfect example of an urbanized hick, who has rejected his hick origins, and now demonizes them, and pretends that because he has done this, he is now completely accepted as an urbanite, even though every single person he encounters can tell he is a fucking hick, much like any Southerner can tell you're a Yankee even 20 years after you move down there.I'm gonna go full armchair psychologist on this one. Mississippi is where John grew up a complete a total fuck up. He can't mention anything specific specific about his life before Brianna or else his entire house of cards falls down. It represents the life of failure that he left behind when he reinvented himself. The state itself is a convenient punching bag for a woke northern urbanite because the perception of his peers is that it's a backward state of inbred rednecks.
Mississippi is his parents who turned off the money tap to their useless junkie son. It's all the kids who made fun of him growing for being a spazz. It's the counselors at rehab who told him no. It's the college who wouldn't just give him a degree because his parents paid them. Mississippi is that fucking sandnigger at the college newspaper.
John can dunk of all of them now because he's New England Brianna, Godzilla of Tech.
He doesn't grasp this, because he's autistic, but he only insults himself when he insults his childhood background. Have some pride you fucking faggot.