Brianna Wu / John Walker Flynt - "Biggest Victim of Gamergate," Failed Game Developer, Failed Congressional Candidate

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Some people are moved by the sublime beauty of art or nature; John Walker Flynt modifies his personality based on the latest video game he plays.

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Some people are moved by the sublime beauty of art or nature; John Walker Flynt modifies his personality based on the latest video game he plays.

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Mass Effect originally came out in 2007. John was 26 or 27. So you have a grown man, well past college age, doing the FOR THE EVULZ LOL playthrough, and now musing about this game with the nostalgia of a pre-teen. But let's be fair, he was only on his ninth year of college at the time.
 
Considering that your home is a graveyard of dust magnets, does replayability really factor into your decisions, John?

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I would have assumed that John would brag about building and wiring his own arcade cabinet from scratch and running emulation software on it instead of the arcade1up shit. But I guess that would be the opposite of consoom so the answer is no.
 
Wash it down with a bottle of Mountain Dew and you're ready for the entrée, three burritos with extra beef.

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If productivity SURGES any further we may be just months away seeing Senator John Walker Flynt of Massachusetts heading down to DC.

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"Progressives like Wu want to run ads meant to dampen Manchin’s and Sinema’s approval ratings on their home turfs."


"Wu said she has been eyeing the senator’s moves carefully since Biden took office in January, when Democrats reclaimed control of the Senate and maintained their majority in the House."

“Our role as a progressive group is to make their lives hell when people like Manchin and Sinema vote the wrong way,” she said."

There's nothing stopping her from running ads, except that ads take money and, ideally, effort. Jenk Uygur's scam PAC doesn't have money incoming, and it doesn't have money outgoing. Whatever piddly ads they might run are like spitting at a bonfire, anyway. I doubt that their PAC could bring even 30 grand to play in either Sinema or Manchin's elections. As for the effort, forget about it. Johnny will have been long since distracted by some shiny object or another by the time either one's election cycle begins.
 
I was wondering if Bri Bri was going to become a pinball mechanic

I alsmost expect him to get into classic electromechanical pinballs and lament how pure the experience is
maybe he'll make up some stories about how all the black children would gather at the gas station to play old pinball while the white kids were at the country club...how he used to have to fix the machine for old willie, the mechanic
"Hows did a gurl done lernt to fix that there moshine!?!"
said old willie as he wiped the grease off his ratchet.

in exchange for lessons on what electricity was, old Willie showed that little black girl how to rebuild Porsches...that girl stands before you today : Miss'ippi John
 
Wash it down with a bottle of Mountain Dew and you're ready for the entrée, three burritos with extra beef.

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If productivity SURGES any further we may be just months away seeing Senator John Walker Flynt of Massachusetts heading down to DC.

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The pivot in real time from John being a cunt to this guy, realizing he's got useful information, then being nice to him. "I fix expensive cars, and they totally work afterwards, therefore I am qualified to talk down to you". Poor Michael didn't realize he either has to suck John's cock hole or else get cyber bullied.
 
Mass Effect originally came out in 2007. John was 26 or 27. So you have a grown man, well past college age, doing the FOR THE EVULZ LOL playthrough, and now musing about this game with the nostalgia of a pre-teen. But let's be fair, he was only on his ninth year of college at the time.
It gets better, he claims to have replayed Mass Effect 2 dozens of times since 2010(it's the game he most frequently mentions, I don't know if he's ever talked about the significantly different first game in the series) and over the years he's kept going on and on about playing as renegade. He was last playing the third game back in January 2020.
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He also claims to have spent $600 on microtransactions in ME3, which he calls "DLC" oddly enough. If that number is higher or lower than the real number I don't really know, it seems like something he would brag about but also a sum he would like to downplay because he dropped that number in a twitter discussion about microtransactions being exploitative and manipulative. But he's also a really dumb braggart and incapable of reading the room.
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He also claims to have spent $600 on microtransactions in ME3, which he calls "DLC" oddly enough. If that number is higher or lower than the real number I don't really know, it seems like something he would brag about but also a sum he would like to downplay because he dropped that number in a twitter discussion about microtransactions being exploitative and manipulative. But he's also a really dumb braggart and incapable of reading the room.
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*Yawn* already universally covered by John for any subject or endeavor "I restore old Porsches. I know what I'm doing"

need open heart surgery? No problem ! John is there! With a hearty "I restore old Porsches. I know what I'm doing" - John will gut you like a fish

Need a Mandarin to Farsi translator? couldn't be any harder than restoring an old Porsche. John wil put a bilingual header on the document
"I restore old Porsches. I know what I'm doing"

The only place it doesn't work, is when John has to figure out why his headlights set his old Porsche on fire - that he has to take to the mechanic
 
Your dogs don't understand you regardless of how much or how little technical detail you supply, John.

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Like when he made it simple for a wide audience to understand that assembly language was actually writing in ones and zeros. gg Brianna, you sure informed people with that one.
Sorry, what was that about being a pathological liar?

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I assume one of Boston's few pinball mechanics didn't show up at his home when scheduled.
 
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