Years ago I was once reading a magazine about Mac computers or some shit on a flight. There was some zero-effort review of something, a game or some bullshit. I found the the article so lacking that I looked to see what moron had written it. Some woman named "Brianna Wu" it said. I did a double-take because the small picture of the author next to the name Brianna Wu certainly didn't look like a "Wu." "Maybe this ugly chick married an asian dude," I figured.
Then it dawned on me this was no she.
"This Brianna Wu person is no Asian woman at all, but instead a talentless man," I realized. Looking at the picture of this person once more before turning the page, I thought to myself, "I bet this person smells awful."