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What does that crack matter to John? He has Porsche torque vectoring so he's impervious
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What does that crack matter to John? He has Porsche torque vectoring so he's impervious
What a shame Hitler didn't finish the job, am I right John?
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My theory is that John and Frank are homosexual roommates.
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No no, you see, he crossed it many times to participate in the gay Mardi Gras festivities (sorry, bisexual Mardi Gras festivities) in Louisiana. Because it's an amazing bridge that connects four states, despite being part of a freeway that doesnt even enter two of those four states.What possible reason would John Flynt have for 500 two-way trips over the I-40 bridge in Memphis, Tenn.? Did he make a lot of college road trips to hit the gay club scene in Little Rock? It wouldn't surprise me at all if he's never been over that bridge.
Geography John never fails to amaze with his ignorance of where things are in the state where he grew up. Going from Mississippi to Memphis in order to get to Louisiana (and vice versa) takes hours longer than the routes a normal human would choose. And anyone traveling from anywhere in Tennessee to the nearest city in Louisiana would take U.S. 278 south and cross the river at Refuge, La. Anyone except John Flynt.No no, you see, he crossed it many times to participate in the gay Mardi Gras festivities (sorry, bisexual Mardi Gras festivities) in Louisiana. Because it's an amazing bridge that connects four states, despite being part of a freeway that doesnt even enter two of those four states.
Geography John never fails to amaze with his ignorance of where things are in the state where he grew up. Going from Mississippi to Memphis in order to get to Louisiana (and vice versa) takes hours longer than the routes a normal human would choose. And anyone traveling from anywhere in Tennessee to the nearest city in Louisiana would take U.S. 278 south and cross the river at Refuge, La. Anyone except John Flynt.
John, a serial liar who would literally be incapable of telling the truth with a gun to his head, should be struck by lightning any time he even mentions the word "honesty." Too bad he doesn't have a Pinocchio penis that grows back an inch every time he lies.And thank double goodness that John is always on the side of truth, goodness, and beauty while his enemies are reprehensible serial molesters!
Pinocchio penis that grows back an inch every time he lies.
I don't care where I am going, if someone asked me if I was vaccinated or not, I just wouldn't go. Even if I was vaccinated. I would also trust an unvaccinated person who lies about it more than John.
"The greatest storytelling achievement the history of videogames." So it tells the story of the history of videogames? Johns grammar aside, didn't he say something similar about tomb raider? Or was that just the greatest game of all time?
This is how you can tell john is fat. I like donuts, but, a donut is a donut. I don't say "<donut place> is the best place to get donuts." It's just a "yeah, they're good."
There's nothing wrong with having a favorite place for food whether it's donuts or pho. You know John is fat and doesn't care about the environment because he whines at Frank about eating a specific donut until Frank drives one of John's Porches 2 hours to get them.This is how you can tell john is fat. I like donuts, but, a donut is a donut. I don't say "<donut place> is the best place to get donuts." It's just a "yeah, they're good."
I think with things like Donuts, or cake, it's different. To drive for 2 hours to get donuts because "they're the best" is the point where it points to being a fatty. I think even Rekieta has said the same thing about himself because he has a favourite place for donuts that's like an hour drive away.There's nothing wrong with having a favorite place for food whether it's donuts or pho. You know John is fat and doesn't care about the environment because he whines at Frank about eating a specific donut until Frank drives one of John's Porches 2 hours to get them.
Driving two hours to get some doughnuts. I am so pleased with Wu being a representative of the Green New Deal. Surely burning so much fuel to stuff your face is excusable to a person tuned in to modern sensibilities of eco-woke liberals.
The broken one who can't be driven. So all three of them. They rode in husband's Scream Mobile.Which of his Porsches is most eco-friendly?
I'd say the opposite, really. Fatties will just eat whatever is the closest. They'll eat three boxes of grocery store doughnuts. They couldn't wait an hour. If they did drive an hour to buy doughnuts, they'd probably be eating grocery store doughnuts on the way there, eat all the doughnuts they got on the drive back, then eat more grocery store doughnuts when they got back.I think with things like Donuts, or cake, it's different. To drive for 2 hours to get donuts because "they're the best" is the point where it points to being a fatty.