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Someone who owns multiple Porches shouldn't be complaining about the price of watermelon.
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John is probably getting those $100 square watermelons from Japan, flown in overnight. We all know that John believes that "expensive = best", when a package of pre-cut watermelon for $3 at Winn-Dixie will suffice.Someone who owns multiple Porches shouldn't be complaining about the price of watermelon.
BONE STOCK FUCKBOI!!!Folks listen. I don't know if you know this or not, but John has a 1986 Porch 911 and loves working on it. He's so cool. I wish John was my boyfriend.
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That fruit do be expensive tho
Now I know that John has had zero experience with working an actual job since that brief stint at Gamestop after his parents cut him off about 15 years ago, but it's incredible that he thinks "just pay the workers more" is a workable solution to this problem. Hey dumbass: if people have the option of getting a few hundred bucks a week to do absolutely nothing, no questions asked, then they're overwhelmingly going to take that option. Businesses can't offer higher wages as an incentive when they can't even get enough staff on hand to make enough money to pay standard wages, let alone higher. As cruel as it may seem (especially to leeches like John), the free money spigot has to be turned off to get people back to work.Sick burn John, Nobel Prize-winning economics PhD Dr. Flynt will now explain why his explanation is obviously correct and Rep Rouzer's is fucking wrong, and also he probably fucks dogs too.
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I can't believe I took John at his word that it's crazy expensive. I checked his local supermarkets and depending on the individual melon, it's a flat price not based on weight, it runs about $1.25-2.00/lb depending on size. Who wants to bet Frank is buying it prepared which could run it as high as $6.50 a pound depending on where he shops and what he buys.This is 1999 so the number have probably changed...but I can't imagine by that much , but let's face facts, watermelon is THE stereotypical "nigger food" -- does john really think that would be expensive
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I can't believe I took John at his word...
John is Naming the Jew. Based John. He's practically Moon Man.Close your account any time, John.
When you think "I need someone to fix the economy" how could you not think of someone who never earned a (honest) paycheck, wasted $ 600.000 (of other people's money) between starting two companies with only one mediocre product to show for it, didn't finish college in ten years and consistently overpays for products they don't need just because it's the new shiny thing?I'm sure he knows exactly how to fix the economy.
If John would care to explain why it is that MTF troons that have had the dickchop and been pumped full of estrogen for years are still routinely trouncing women at sports if not for their innate biological advantages, I'm all ears. Even kids that have been unfortunately subjected to this shit still come out the other side looking like their birth sex, something that puberty blockers and hormones can never fully erase.
This (((Rubenstein))) guy is a lot like John. Look how many times he brings up the model of his porsche. And is also a man.John are you going to put up with this fucking whitesplaining??? Install that shit however the fuck you want! I'M AN ENGINEER
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If you wanna save on fruit, find imperfect fruit. There are companies that sell fruit that doesn't look marketable for cheap. As an example, I can buy 1lb of strawberries for about $5.50 here, or, I can buy the ugly, just as good strawberries, at 5lbs for $11.This is 1999 so the number have probably changed...but I can't imagine by that much , but let's face facts, watermelon is THE stereotypical "nigger food" -- does john really think that would be expensive
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Women are the most catty and love shit like facebook. Journalists aren't humans and should be ignored, and doctors have been getting it wrong since the start.Close your account any time, John.
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"Forced to go through puberty." You mean let nature take it's course? Hey guys, lets just force kids to be incapable of going through puberty till they can decide if they want to. Yeah, because they are so responsible and good at choosing things for themselves.Good thing cis female John Walker Flynt is an expert on trannies in sports.
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Speed runner extraordinaire John should know that cartridges absolutely did have different game versions, and some were known to be completely broken. Publishers would sometimes put out versions they knew were completely broken while the developers worked on a patch for the later cartridges to use.Not John's dumbest take. Yes, back before The Internets was a thing, buggy software was released on cartridges and to arcades.
The difference, though, that it wasn't expected back then because releasing fixes was a major pain in the ass. "We'll just release a download patch" is a crutch that is being abused. Heck, there are cases where the physical release of a game doesn't even run; it's basically a tool that downloads the entire game. Reducing the impact of a buggy release inevitably results in buggier releases.
EDIT: I will prove the principle by editing a post I just created. But yes, the irony of this message being delivered by the creator of Rev 60 is dumbfounding.
It’s so adorable when John talks about buying a Lego or game for frank, using Frank’s money. It’s like when a kid buys their parents a Christmas gift and doesn’t understand they like toys anymore so they end up just getting the toy back. And by adorable I mean pathetichehehehe John played a children's video game all night! This is fun because he's also an incredibly influential tech entrepreneur and political pundit!
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