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I mean, I wouldn't be surprised if there was a kernel of truth to what John's saying. I could totally see him dropping the "I'M A WOMAN, DAD" bomb once his dad told him he was cut off because John's just stupid like that. Whether he was actually disowned for trooning out is less likely. I know if I were in Flynt Sr.'s position, I'd be caring more about my son being a $500k+ money pit than his decision to start wearing dresses. What I wouldn't give to interview the man and find out the truth behind John's fabrications.No, Flu, your father disowned you because you kept burning all of your parents investment in you because instead of that animation studio, you got high on ambien instead and they had to bail your ass out of debt, and you chose to cut off all ties with your own flesh and blood instead of going back to college and getting a degree.
Of course, John always frames this classic story as being disowned for coming out as--the horror!--bisexual, because John is a true and honest woman after all. I just find it hilarious that John's still leeching off of Flynt Sr. all these years later, if only indirectly. Classy as ever, John.
I know John thinks that tweets like this are merely to prop up his image of ultimate gamer Brianna Wu, but as always, there's an unintended double meaning. To git gud at a game takes practice, generally involving a fair number of hours playing it and learning how it works; on top of that, you need to keep playing so your skills don't get rusty. John is (in theory) a "woman" in his 40's with a super important job that he won't shut up about, which (again, in theory) should cut down on the amount of time he has to play vidya. Now, beating the screaming Chink midget probably isn't all that hard anyway, but let's not forget his constant tweets about speedrunning SMB2 (All-Stars, Peach only, Final Destination) or RE3make (on the easiest difficulty NG+), an even more autistic way to play vidya.oh my goshhhhhhh this is just precious! John is literally better at everything than Frank and I can't understand why John just doesn't instantly cap this motherfucker for being a completely worthless piece of shit!
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People that have responsibilities don't have the time to play games all day every day. Through tweets like these, John just ends up proving that his "job" doesn't really exist as anything more than a means to scam money from more people, as if any further confirmation was really needed.