Brianna Wu / John Walker Flynt - "Biggest Victim of Gamergate," Failed Game Developer, Failed Congressional Candidate

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Swallow your vomit and die.

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Yeah I hear there's a man named John Walker Flynt who has an article despite being completely non-notable.
I'd say spending a decade on college and not graduating is notable, just not in a way Wu would like.

I checked Wu's wikipedia page out of curiosity and every citation to the claims she's a computer programmer or software engineer are just links to interviews with Wu herself. Citations on her page also link to her own Twitter three times, and once to her own website. All of those are very reliable and impartial sources that pass Wikipedia's strict verification process, I assume.
 
Because John is an engineer and Frank is a rhesus macaque with severe Down syndrome who ought to be mercy killed with a bullet to the back of the neck hahaha

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If we assume John's telling the truth (which is always a big assumption), then there's a plausible explanation.

John calls dibs on the "hi-tech" chore of maintaining the 3D printer because of course something as plebeian as taking out the trash is beneath him. John being John, he forgets all about his responsibility, instead fucking off to go snort Ambien and speedrun another game where he can pretend to be a woman. Eventually, the printer is in such a state of disrepair that Frank can't print out another octopus dildo, so he forces John to go in and take care of it. With all that buildup inside, it takes him an hour to get it anywhere close to clean again, or as close as it's going to get. Then he forgets about it for another month or two, and the cycle repeats.

Alternatively, it's yet another example of John making gross exaggerations or fabricating lies completely, which is way more likely.
 
Because John is an engineer and Frank is a rhesus macaque with severe Down syndrome who ought to be mercy killed with a bullet to the back of the neck hahaha

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So Frank spends hours every month hauling John's mountains of garbage out to the bins and dragging the bins to and from the street. John spends three minutes a month sticking a toothpick into an extruder.

Sounds like the perfect division of labor in a loving marriage between a ravening, white-trash sociopath and a low-T Celestial homunculus..
 
And to think this fuck ran for Congress.

Knowing how low the fucking bar has been set, I say we nominate Chris Chan for President, Spax3 for Secretary of State, and Yaminoeyes for Governor of the state of Fuckitistan.
 
If we assume John's telling the truth (which is always a big assumption), then there's a plausible explanation.

John calls dibs on the "hi-tech" chore of maintaining the 3D printer because of course something as plebeian as taking out the trash is beneath him. John being John, he forgets all about his responsibility, instead fucking off to go snort Ambien and speedrun another game where he can pretend to be a woman. Eventually, the printer is in such a state of disrepair that Frank can't print out another octopus dildo, so he forces John to go in and take care of it. With all that buildup inside, it takes him an hour to get it anywhere close to clean again, or as close as it's going to get. Then he forgets about it for another month or two, and the cycle repeats.

Alternatively, it's yet another example of John making gross exaggerations or fabricating lies completely, which is way more likely.
Power leveling: during the early spring/summer I dealt with 3D printers making the head part of visors and whenever I passed by and saw that one was done I took it out, scraped the bed, then set it to make another one. I don't know shit about 3D printing but things seemed to work and we cranked out quite a lot.

Wu gets Frank to do all the work on the promise that he will fix any plumbing issues - but only on his toy that he doesn't know how to use. I know it's performative but they're in the same house tweeting "awesome" shit at each other.
 
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