If Frank and John adopted, I think its hit or miss whether they would exploit more personal elements of their life (cant give goobergrape any more vectors of attack!), but I have no doubt there would be shit along the lines of "my 5 year old is totally bullied and oppressed because theyre adopted," "my 5 year old asked why Drumpf hates the blacks," "my 5 year old told me she is absolutely flabberghasted that congress is failing to exercise its duties in prosecuting Trump for violatiions of the emoluments clause," along with probably pics of the kid sitting in a Power Wheels Porsche holding a multimeter with a comment about how she torque vectored the rear differential to maximize stability on banked turns in the Toddler 500.
John to pop his knee right off trying to do dead lifts against doctors orders. That would be pretty funny to be honest.
Kids in the area would tell tales about the Dedham Peggler Long Peg Leg John.
Too bad Data scientist Wu doesn't like analysts to use better computing hardware.
Holy shit, John. That's almost as impressive as this guy that took his Lexus and "turned it into" the Batmobile.
If anything, having half of his face paralyzed would actually IMPROVE Johns face, since he won't be able to do as many of those horrendous facial tics.
Yeah I hear there's a man named John Walker Flynt who has an article despite being completely non-notable.
Yet I have the feeling 'Giant Spacekat Productions' isnt on the Linkedin of a single member of that team.
It's funny you think any of them are getting paid.