Brianna Wu / John Walker Flynt - "Biggest Victim of Gamergate," Failed Game Developer, Failed Congressional Candidate

[Smaug's Smokey Hole]

Frank isn't putting in any effort this time, it just looks like he's yawning.

 

[King Dead]

The endorsement of a pair of abusive homosexuals will definitely launch this guy's career in art.

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Who fucking needs permission to print out a JPEG that literally anyone can download? Doing so to sell it is obviously wrong, but making a big deal out of printing a fucking JPEG is absolutely insane to me. So, typical John, I guess.

I wonder if any donors to REEbellionPAC ever look at John's Twitter and regret their donations immediately when they see shit like this.

 

[MightyBiteySnake]

Funnily enough I came across this wu lie in the wild because a friend of retweeted a different piece of MagDraw's artwork and I decided to check their profile to see their other work.

15th fastest, 9th in his very specific subcategory. Wu got knocked to 9th 5 months ago.

Where does Wu post her times if anywhere and under what username? Speedrun.com doesn't appear to have Wu listed under any of their categories, including Princess Any%

 

[Water-T]

Who fucking needs permission to print out a JPEG that literally anyone can download? Doing so to sell it is obviously wrong, but making a big deal out of printing a fucking JPEG is absolutely insane to me. So, typical John, I guess.

I wonder if any donors to REEbellionPAC ever look at John's Twitter and regret their donations immediately when they see shit like this.

It's just an excuse so John can once again flex about his earth-shattering WORLD RECORD.

15th fastest, 9th in his very specific subcategory. Wu got knocked to 9th 5 months ago.

I'm sure John is quite aware of this - he probably F5 that site several times a day - but rationalizes it as "well, I USED to be 8th, so I am TECHNICALLY not lying!"

 

[White Devil]

Where does Wu post her times if anywhere and under what username? Speedrun.com doesn't appear to have Wu listed under any of their categories, including Princess Any%

Probably nowhere because John is a huge fucking liar and makes shit up.

 

[LoverofPi]

Funnily enough I came across this wu lie in the wild because a friend of retweeted a different piece of MagDraw's artwork and I decided to check their profile to see their other work.

Where does Wu post her times if anywhere and under what username? Speedrun.com doesn't appear to have Wu listed under any of their categories, including Princess Any%

Wu runs the "Any % Princess Only (All Stars)" subcategory. This very specific sub sub category is so named because it utilizes the save and load functions of Super Mario All Stars version of SMB 2 to take a level warp, save the game, load up an earlier level unlocked by using the first level warp, then using a second level warp to skip even further through the game.

To give you an idea of just how much competition there is, apart from the one run that grabbed 5th, all the other runs in the top 10 are between 1 and 3 years old, and there's barely 20 runs on the board.

The only other speed game we know of that John plays is RE3 Remake, where he plays on any% new game plus, on the lowest difficulty, and is not even ranked in the top 100. If you filter JUST by runs on the lowest difficulty, he scrapes into the top 100 at 97th.

 

[MightyBiteySnake]

Wu runs the "Any % Princess Only (All Stars)" subcategory. This very specific sub sub category is so named because it utilizes the save and load functions of Super Mario All Stars version of SMB 2 to take a level warp, save the game, load up an earlier level unlocked by using the first level warp, then using a second level warp to skip even further through the game.

To give you an idea of just how much competition there is, apart from the one run that grabbed 5th, all the other runs in the top 10 are between 1 and 3 years old, and there's barely 20 runs on the board.

The only other speed game we know of that John plays is RE3 Remake, where he plays on any% new game plus, on the lowest difficulty, and is not even ranked in the top 100. If you filter JUST by runs on the lowest difficulty, he scrapes into the top 100 at 97th.

Wow well there ya go. Dunno how I missed the All Stars cats in the drop-down but how about it

Leave it to Wu to not only lie by omission (by not playing the fastest category) but also to lie about not getting bopped.

she'd probably have better luck cancelling all of the other runners given how speedrun.com works these days than actually hopping them

 

[Ashen One]

Leave it to Wu to not only lie by omission (by not playing the fastest category) but also to lie about not getting bopped.

Did you forget Wu is THE FASTEST SPEEDRUNNER IN THE WORLD ON THE RESIDENT EVIL 3 REMAKE IN THE PS5****?

* On Assisted mode (weaker enemies, auto heal, extra ammo, starting rifle).
* With Aim Assist enabled.
* On a console most people don't have at the moment.
* In a category that literally doesn't exist because Speedrun.com hasn't accepted any submissions for it yet.

 

[LoverofPi]

Did you forget Wu is THE FASTEST SPEEDRUNNER IN THE WORLD ON THE RESIDENT EVIL 3 REMAKE IN THE PS5****?

* On Assisted mode (weaker enemies, auto heal, extra ammo, starting rifle).
* With Aim Assist enabled.
* On a console most people don't have at the moment.
* In a category that literally doesn't exist because Speedrun.com hasn't accepted any submissions for it yet.

The category doesn't and won't exist. It'll be added to the big list of Any% NG+ (Console) runs, and Brianna will shoot up an entire 1 place in the leaderboards.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

Ahahah he's not even doing it on the NES original? This is on All-Stars? He should do it specifically on the All-Stars port for the Wii and probably be able to have the fastest niche time since nobody would think to log it that way.

 

[A Gay Retard]

Wu runs the "Any % Princess Only (All Stars)" subcategory. This very specific sub sub category is so named because it utilizes the save and load functions of Super Mario All Stars version of SMB 2 to take a level warp, save the game, load up an earlier level unlocked by using the first level warp, then using a second level warp to skip even further through the game.

To give you an idea of just how much competition there is, apart from the one run that grabbed 5th, all the other runs in the top 10 are between 1 and 3 years old, and there's barely 20 runs on the board.

The only other speed game we know of that John plays is RE3 Remake, where he plays on any% new game plus, on the lowest difficulty, and is not even ranked in the top 100. If you filter JUST by runs on the lowest difficulty, he scrapes into the top 100 at 97th.

I'm honestly surprised nobody here has played this bibeo game real fast just to knock John down the leaderboard.

 

[LoverofPi]

Ahahah he's not even doing it on the NES original? This is on All-Stars? He should do it specifically on the All-Stars port for the Wii and probably be able to have the fastest niche time since nobody would think to log it that way.

Nah, there are Switch and WiiVC runs on the leaderboard. One of them is even faster than John.

I'm honestly surprised nobody here has played this bibeo game real fast just to knock John down the leaderboard.

John will just continue to lie about it, like he lies about the placement, the run category, about everything. Consider it like this instead. Without us even trying to interfere, John gave the game his absolute best shot and peaked at 8th. And then only a few months later someone came along and in their first run ever dethroned him by posting s a nearly 20 second faster time.



Also, he's adding sideeye peach to his speedrun.com profile, so he has to know he's not 8th any more.

 

[Ashen One]

I'm honestly surprised nobody here has played this bibeo game real fast just to knock John down the leaderboard.

Nobody cares about Wu enough to put that much effort into messing with her. I'd be more surprised if people did it.

Wu's time isn't the best one, but to beat it you'd have to actually train in speedrunning the All Stars port of Super Mario 2 with only Peach. All that to beat her in a speedrun category nobody knows about and she'll keep lying about (by not mentioning it's an extremely niche category) anyway. Unless you really want to beat Wu and have nothing better to do with your time that's not worth it.

 

[A Gay Retard]

Without us even trying to interfere, John gave the game his absolute best shot and peaked at 8th. And then only a few months later someone came along and in their first run ever dethroned him by posting s a nearly 20 second faster time.

Nobody cares about Wu enough to put that much effort into messing with her. I'd be more surprised if people did it.

Wu's time isn't the best one, but to beat it you'd have to actually train in speedrunning the All Stars port of Super Mario 2 with only Peach. All that to beat her in a speedrun category nobody knows about and she'll keep lying about (by not mentioning it's an extremely niche category) anyway. Unless you really want to beat Wu and have nothing better to do with your time that's not worth it.

Wait do you have to play the entire game to do this? That just made this so much more pathetic. It wouldn't be worthwhile endeavor either way and not one I'm actually suggesting anybody attempt but wow yeah fuck that

 

[Peace and Harmony]

Which laws have Republicans and Trump allies broken, John? Because if being a sperg is a crime you would have received multiple death penalties by now.

Sterlising a child and mutilating their genitals, however, is totally fine.

 

[Osterry]

Sterlising a child and mutilating their genitals, however, is totally fine.

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I mean, this is by itself is a good take.

 

[Peace and Harmony]

"working"

 

[GrammaNazi]

First game to star a woman? BZZZTT!!! Oh, I'm sorry. That's the wrong answer.

While Sega Ninja from 1985 was ONE of the first female led games, it was precluded by titles like Girl's Garden in 1984, Barbie in 1984, and MS.-fucking PAC-MAN in 1982. John the kewl retro gamer forgets that Ms. Pac-Man exists. It's only considered one of the top 20 video games of all time.

 

[Ghostse]

First game to star a woman? BZZZTT!!! Oh, I'm sorry. That's the wrong answer.

While Sega Ninja from 1985 was ONE of the first female led games, it was precluded by titles like Girl's Garden in 1984, Barbie in 1984, and MS.-fucking PAC-MAN in 1982. John the kewl retro gamer forgets that Ms. Pac-Man exists. It's only considered one of the top 20 video games of all time.

She wasn't a playable character, but the Indian Princess from Custer's Revenge played a vital role in that game's story & gameplay.

 

[Peace and Harmony]

We made an ad literally RAPING all 126 Republicans - I don't know what the purpose of this dogshit is but consider these Republicans ASS-ANNIHILATED