Brianna Wu / John Walker Flynt - "Biggest Victim of Gamergate," Failed Game Developer, Failed Congressional Candidate

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Wu just mad at reddit cause back in the day they didn't cuck n take down subs he didn't like about gaymer gate etc. so of course its a hive of right wing nazis.
 
Peace and Harmony said:
One of the fastest speedrunners in the world with SMB2 Peach can now speedrun masturbating to her all day long too!

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Contents of that DM: "I'm the 77th fastest Peach and a former Congressional canidate who builds her own cars so I pay fair wages. $1 and I won't blame you for tanking my campaign. Best deal I've ever offered."
 
Executive Director positions come and go - THIS is the true measure of a man.

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Peace and Harmony said:
Executive Director positions come and go - THIS is the true measure of a man.

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I'm sure it goes without saying as with any Wu boast, but I can't even understand what ambien fueled logic Wu is using. There are currently a whopping total of 0 PS5 records for any category of speedrun for RE3. But, looking at the PS4 and PC records, the actual WR is around 48-51 minutes, depending on the difficulty. Assuming Wu is playing on the easiest difficulty, 48:09 is the record to beat. If it is new game+, there's an even bigger gap of 44:57.
 
Cyber Bowling said:
I'm sure it goes without saying as with any Wu boast, but I can't even understand what ambien fueled logic Wu is using. There are currently a whopping total of 0 PS5 records for any category of speedrun for RE3. But, looking at the PS4 and PC records, the actual WR is around 48-51 minutes, depending on the difficulty. Assuming Wu is playing on the easiest difficulty, 48:09 is the record to beat. If it is new game+, there's an even bigger gap of 44:57.
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The logic is simple, and is the same reason why his other speedrunning boasts have to be qualified with a bunch of additional specifics that he always fails to mention. If he participates in a category with barely any runs, then it's easy for him to claim that he's top 10 or top 5 or whatever. Doesn't have to be frame-perfect or anything, just a fairly decent run is enough as long as there's hardly any competition. That's why he claims he's the ninth-best runner of SMB2 as Peach, because he chose a category (Super Mario All-Stars SMB2, Peach only) where there are literally only 21 times posted. I could record a basic run through in that category, go at a leisurely pace, submit it, and claim I was top 25 in the world by using his logic. As it happens, if you include both the original and All-Stars Peach leaderboards, then John is actually number 15, which doesn't sound anywhere near as good. And that's before you get into all the other categories, which push his time well into the triple digits if taken altogether.

To that end, if he's literally the only person who's done a speedrun in a particular category, then he is the top runner by default, and he'll brag about it like he's some amazing speedrunning virtuoso. You'll see this from other speedrunning troons as well, who will pick the most obscure games and/or categories, post a relatively decent run, and immediately claim the #1 spot, generally secure in the knowledge that nobody else is going to even bother with a shovelware title or a specific method of beating the game. In this case, John's #1 spot is secure since nobody has a PS5 right now due to the incredibly low supply, and he's probably the only one using it to speedrun an eight-month-old title instead of playing something new.

To make this boast even more pathetic, the Speedrun.com leaderboards don't really separate different console versions of RE3make. The console runs will list what console a time was recorded on, but they only have separate leaderboards for PC and console runs. I'm 99% sure he's playing on the lowest difficulty NG+ (that's where his existing run is, at a laughable 105th place), and his time is only good enough to push him up a couple more places in that category, not even getting up to top 100. But that's not important to John; as long as he can convince someone even dumber than he is that he's hot shit (and repost the SMB2 Peach fanart he was jacking it to earlier today), that's all that matters.
 
King Dead said:
The logic is simple, and is the same reason why his other speedrunning boasts have to be qualified with a bunch of additional specifics that he always fails to mention. If he participates in a category with barely any runs, then it's easy for him to claim that he's top 10 or top 5 or whatever.
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That's why this feels even weirder/dumber than the Peach claims. That's an obscure category, but it's at least a quantifiable category that exists. Right now, on speedrun.com at least, there's 0 PS5 runs, so there's absolutely nothing to compare against. Well, except for PC/other console categories, where Wu wouldn't come close to the top 10. He's claiming to be the world record holder on something that doesn't actually exist. At least with the Peach thing, he can point to an actual category that exists, as meaningless as it is.
 
HomerSimpson said:
He really is insufferable. Everything he does just seems to be him masturbating publically for all to see.
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Ironic for a dickless man.
Cyber Bowling said:
That's why this feels even weirder/dumber than the Peach claims. That's an obscure category, but it's at least a quantifiable category that exists. Right now, on speedrun.com at least, there's 0 PS5 runs, so there's absolutely nothing to compare against. Well, except for PC/other console categories, where Wu wouldn't come close to the top 10. He's claiming to be the world record holder on something that doesn't actually exist. At least with the Peach thing, he can point to an actual category that exists, as meaningless as it is.
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Like I said, it doesn't matter if the category is barely run, or even if it doesn't exist. In the same vein of people who come up with some obscure thing that they can then hold the world record in (because nobody had the idea to do it before), all that matters is that John gets another chance to claim expertise in something. Besides, his sycophants are too dumb to ask questions, and anyone who knows better is summarily blocked as soon as they point out his idiocy. Even if it takes all of three seconds to blow any of his claims out of the water, it won't change his self-image of the badass super hacker gamer biker street racer danger grrl he thinks he is. Delusion, thy name is John Walker Flynt.
 
Because Frank is just so motherfucking stupid, what a goddamn fucking re,tard am I right, unlike the genius that is John Walker Flynt 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂

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Billionaires need to pay their fair share! John contributes so much to society and gets nothing in return!

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Funny that John doesn't mention that his own outrageously conspicuous consumption is fueled by the income of a husband who works in the most abusively predacious industry in the world -- pharmaceuticals. Comrade Wu will be singing another tune when his progressive pals put Frank out of work.
 
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Cyber Bowling said:
That's why this feels even weirder/dumber than the Peach claims. That's an obscure category, but it's at least a quantifiable category that exists. Right now, on speedrun.com at least, there's 0 PS5 runs, so there's absolutely nothing to compare against. Well, except for PC/other console categories, where Wu wouldn't come close to the top 10. He's claiming to be the world record holder on something that doesn't actually exist. At least with the Peach thing, he can point to an actual category that exists, as meaningless as it is.
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And Im guessing its just playing the PS4 version on his PS5. Like if I installed WINE, installed Dark Souls, and beat it in 37 hours. "Im the #1 DS speedrunner in the world on Linux!"
 
UselessRubberKeyboard said:
Isn't this the second or third time he's allegedly had knee surgery recently? I could be misremembering but I'm sure there's been at least one previous fishing for asspats session over a knee op before now. Wtf is he doing with those gangly noodle legs to allegedly fuck his knees up so regularly?
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generally chronic meniscus injuries come from muscle imbalances, the kneecap is pulled out of alignment by the stronger muscle and wears down the meniscus
And I’ve just had a completely hilarious thought

I wonder if his years of mincing about in heels in what he thinks is a womanly way has degraded his hamstrings relative to his quads and caused this
 
Oh, PS for added autism. It's not even good code. This is what happens when you copy from stack overflow or whatever. It's generating the strings breadth first, whereas if you do it depth first you only have to generate each prefix once.

i.e.

C: 
void generate_df(char* arr, int len, int c, char* buf, int buf_pos)
    {
    if (c == 0)
        return;
  
    for (int i = 0; i < len; i++)
        {
        buf[buf_pos] = arr[i];
        generate_df(arr, len, c-1, buf, buf_pos+1);
      
        buf[buf_pos+1] = '\0';
        printf("%s\n", buf);
        }
    }

generate_df(arr, 3, 3, buf, 0);

For a 3 letter alphabet it's 40 recursive calls instead of 57 and of course since it grows in a factorial manner with input size that's a really significant optimisation.
 
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Peace and Harmony said:
It's true John, chinks don't steal because of their history, they steal because they are fucking soulless insectoid parasites.

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John, the pot calling the kettle black doesn't work in reverse. 250 years is considerably less than 5000. Hell, the entire history of the country from the first colonies to the present is still only a tenth of China's history, if you want to include all the other totally awful things the US has done.

There's further irony in John claiming that you can't criticize someone's history if you're from the South, immediately after criticizing Blackburn's history. I guess Mississippi John doesn't exist when he needs to feel superior.
 
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