Brianna Wu / John Walker Flynt - "Biggest Victim of Gamergate," Failed Game Developer, Failed Congressional Candidate

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AnOminous said:
But that's why John has no visible friends and all his selfies with the screaming Celestial paypig are completely devoid of any other actual people. Do these two dudes have any friends at all? Apparently not. That's because they are all dead, murdered by the evil drumpfkins.
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He talks all the time about how they're sacrificing so much by not going outside or meeting people. He must have friends and family who want to see him. That's why he's always so vague about that, gamergaters would get them otherwise.
 
What's the problem? You can play on your Xbox and keep it streaming in the background.

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I just love this thread so much. Brianna is such a wholesome cow. He isn’t grooming children, he’s not fucking over his own children, he’s not doing much of anything- he’s just so irrelevant except for the ridiculous Twitter shit he posts all day long. I check him out almost every day - never disappoints, always very amused!
 
John's going to be eating painkillers like they're jellybeans, so here's hoping this starts a Johnny the Opiate Addict arc. TBH, the Mississippi Baffle really needs this one, he's been flailing around and getting stale since his political run blew up.
 
Neko GF said:
John's getting knee surgery today:
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"Hoping." Up and down on one foot. Is this some kind of Mississippi technique for increasing the chances of your wishes coming true?

Also, when did knee become a euphemism for crotch?

ETA: If John actually had a torn meniscus, he would have been tweeting endlessly about the pain for weeks or months. And he wouldn't have been taking all of those long walks in the woods.
 
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Pretty crazy when you put it that way John! That's longer than the time it takes for you to get bored of one video game and buy another!

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Dr. Merkwurdichliebe said:
"Hoping." Up and down on one foot. Is this some kind of Mississippi technique for increasing the chances of your wishes coming true?

Also, when did knee become a euphemism for crotch?

ETA: If John actually had a torn meniscus, he would have been tweeting endlessly about the pain for weeks or months. And he wouldn't have been taking all of those long walks in the woods.
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Isn't this the second or third time he's allegedly had knee surgery recently? I could be misremembering but I'm sure there's been at least one previous fishing for asspats session over a knee op before now. Wtf is he doing with those gangly noodle legs to allegedly fuck his knees up so regularly?
 
UselessRubberKeyboard said:
Isn't this the second or third time he's allegedly had knee surgery recently? I could be misremembering but I'm sure there's been at least one previous fishing for asspats session over a knee op before now. Wtf is he doing with those gangly noodle legs to allegedly fuck his knees up so regularly?
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Johnny's fat ass claims he totes runs 10 miles everyday bro. it's sad and hilarious
 
UselessRubberKeyboard said:
Isn't this the second or third time he's allegedly had knee surgery recently? I could be misremembering but I'm sure there's been at least one previous fishing for asspats session over a knee op before now. Wtf is he doing with those gangly noodle legs to allegedly fuck his knees up so regularly?
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