Brianna Wu / John Walker Flynt - "Biggest Victim of Gamergate," Failed Game Developer, Failed Congressional Candidate

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Dr. Merkwurdichliebe said:
I'd bet on there being no auditions at all and John simply making up the entire bullshit story as yet another fictional example of what an ethically superior executive he is in his non-existent business career.

We all know that John would hand out jobs to his unqualified pals without a second thought . . . if he had any pals and any jobs to hand out.
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In an ambien haze he mixed up an actor auditioning with Dragon's Den and that's why the actor in his story was suddenly pitching something to him.
 
ITT: A feral ghoul tries to make fun of someone else's appearance:
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https://twitter.com/BriannaWu/status/1329484097245376521 (Archive)
 
Peace and Harmony said:
Joke's on you bigot, you just lost the greatest gig of your life: working for legendary crypt fiend John Walker Flynt.

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Giving the benefit of the doubt that this actually happened, I'm going to suggest it's because all their Rebellion PAC contact info seemingly directs to Wu. Assuming this ad even exists I bet it has Wu's contact information on it rather than the "production coordinator" or anyone else.
 
Dr. Merkwurdichliebe said:
I'd bet on there being no auditions at all and John simply making up the entire bullshit story as yet another fictional example of what an ethically superior executive he is in his non-existent business career.
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The reality of the situation: the auctioning actor approached Wu and questioned why their "political ad" involved him wearing a Trump costume while Frank made spaceship sounds with his mouth in a Godzilla suit and dry humped him.
 
Peace and Harmony said:
John Flynt, the man who has as many surgeries as video game consoles.

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Strangely missing from John's list of what makes a good team: experienced, competent, hard-working, ethical.

That Rape-By-Deception John sees the perfect employee as vulnerable (very, very vulnerable) comes as no surprise at all. The perfect boss.
 
Something tells me that John has never actually managed people in his life. Who the fuck wants vulnerability in an employee or employer? Shit is a place of business, save your stupid rapecapades for FetLife you disgusting troon.
 
White Devil said:
Something tells me that John has never actually managed people in his life. Who the fuck wants vulnerability in an employee or employer? Shit is a place of business, save your stupid rapecapades for FetLife you disgusting troon.
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Fucking right. Put your game face on or go the fuck home.
 
White Devil said:
Something tells me that John has never actually managed people in his life. Who the fuck wants vulnerability in an employee or employer? Shit is a place of business, save your stupid rapecapades for FetLife you disgusting troon.
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He talks like he is a great leader and general to his troops and with his hubris it wouldn't surprise me if he thought he was. Who gives a shit if he's going to get knee surgery and sit on the couch tweeting and playing videogames all week, that's what he's doing every week when "working from home" and "social distancing". Unless he means that he's going to be pilled to the gills plus he's got a PS5 with all the games so don't even bother calling.
 
grrrrr righteous RAGE fills the soul of John Walker Flynt when he thinks of all the incredible opportunities that he's missed out due to the selfishness of others

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Water-T said:
Yes, John. Make sure that Frank and the dogs keep speedrunning and turning ready-made food into slop while you're off getting your dilation hole tightened for Frank's micro-dick.
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Micro-dicks are the best dicks for giving blowjobs. They are small, so they are easy to fit in my mouth, and avoid choking and gagging. Has anybody ever puked from giving a blowjob?
 
Peace and Harmony said:
grrrrr righteous RAGE fills the soul of John Walker Flynt when he thinks of all the incredible opportunities that he's missed out due to the selfishness of others

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Funny how he says he spent three years on a congressional campaign (80 hour weeks no less!) when representatives are elected to two-year terms. Of course, we know it's because he's leaving out the fact that he tried to run in 2018, failed, and then tried again this year. It was never out of health concerns, it was clearly because he knew (or Frank or one of his consultants flat-out told him) that he had no chance, so it was better to just cut it short and use the coof to save face.

It really is something how the Wu Flu has driven even people who were fairly sane beforehand into hypochondriac Karens. Obviously, John's not included in the "fairly sane" demographic, but anything for him to feel morally superior over making literally no changes in his life, I guess. Like, I doubt the Wus were being invited to many parties before the coof. John's being the same lazy NEET he's been for over a decade now, and he's pretending it's some major sacrifice.

On a side note, it's also a clear lie that his only trips out have been essential, since he's taken pictures of Frank's gaping maw out in the woods. In no universe is that ever essential to anyone.
 
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