It's fish that he got in the mail, might want to cook it a bit more than usual. Why the rice is flattened into a slab is beyond me but I'm not as well versed in Chinese culinary culture as Wu.
Maybe the in-laws aren't a huge fan of John.
Yes, but imagine the teas and pills they could grind out from the creatures penis!
Despite making troonism a centrepiece of the shit he spews on a daily basis, John is incredibly ignorant about troons in politics beyond "muh oppression". He's either ignorant or knowingly lying to try and create credibility for his agenda. I wouldn't put either beneath him.
Frankly, the fact that there are even this many troons in chief positions is impressive considering how tiny a share of the general population they are. Aside from these, it's disingenuous of John to claim that a troon has to be at the highest position in a company or the government in order to affect change. We see it from social media companies all the time, when some random employee decides to censor wrongthink on their own. Consider also how many troons spend their every waking moment getting into fights on Twitter and such, and how many companies have caved to their demands because they seem more numerous than they actually are. Just because there isn't some concrete secret troon society organizing all of this behavior doesn't mean you can dismiss censorship concerns as mere conspiracy theories.
John thinks that dicing carrots makes him Julia Fucking Child.
Maybe if this troon shit really takes off people will finally quit sperging about Jews.
Not gonna lie, the hotdog noodles thing doesn't look half bad to me. I was raised in poverty though, so my bar is pretty fucking low.
Oh look, john is getting a PS1, instead of a ps2 which offers backwards compatability and a larger catalogue. And Ellen Pao? She's the cunt that was in charge of murdering reddit. Of course John agrees with her retarded cake of "ban those that disagree".
