Brianna Wu / John Walker Flynt - "Biggest Victim of Gamergate," Failed Game Developer, Failed Congressional Candidate

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Sounds great for shitting out of your eyeballs.

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Karl_der_Grosse said:
TLDR: Johnny is amazingly ignorant about Mississippi politics and Mississippi politicians.
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Like most John tropes, Mississippi John is a fake. Mississippi is just a prop to him. Just like anywhere else, he lived in a John bubble of narcissism and barely noticed anyone but himself.

Peace and Harmony said:
Why bother changing your shirt if you're going to throw up all over it in a few minutes I guess

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Holy Christ change your filthy fucking shirt you screaming chink fairy.
 
Yeah, John makes the real thing...from a recipe in the New York Times.
 
Peace and Harmony said:
Why bother changing your shirt if you're going to throw up all over it in a few minutes I guess

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Once again, that's a pathetic excuse for gumbo. I'm guessing the green stuff is supposed to be the okra, but from the picture it looks more like he chopped up a bunch of green onions and threw them on top. I've eaten my fair share of gumbo in my time, but I've never once had it with jumbo shrimp; either regular or mini shrimp are better so you don't have to deal with trying to cut it up in the bowl or eat a whole jumbo shrimp at once. The broth isn't thick in the slightest, so it looks more like John made shrimp and sausage soup, not gumbo. But hey, not a shocker when he's using a Yankee recipe to make it.
Karl_der_Grosse said:
TLDR: Johnny is amazingly ignorant
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I mean, you can just stop there and still be correct, but it's always fun to break down how wrong John is about literally everything.
 
OttoWest said:
Wasn’t it just a few weeks back that John was all about the roux? Now the “key” is boiled shrimp water. Even the comments in the NYTimes recipe John ripped off are calling out the lack of a roux.
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Yes. Except that the first time Cajun Jean made this crap he spelled it rue.

And since making a decent roux (which shouldn't involve any oil, much less lots of it) is the hardest part of making gumbo, Lazy Jean now skips that part and substitutes what @OttoWest nicely sums up as "boiled shrimp water."
 
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King Dead said:
Once again, that's a pathetic excuse for gumbo. I'm guessing the green stuff is supposed to be the okra, but from the picture it looks more like he chopped up a bunch of green onions and threw them on top. I've eaten my fair share of gumbo in my time, but I've never once had it with jumbo shrimp; either regular or mini shrimp are better so you don't have to deal with trying to cut it up in the bowl or eat a whole jumbo shrimp at once. The broth isn't thick in the slightest, so it looks more like John made shrimp and sausage soup, not gumbo. But hey, not a shocker when he's using a Yankee recipe to make it.
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Here's an image from Chef John's Twitter supposedly showing all of his ingredients.

My favorite is the Bilinski's chicken andouille.

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Mm mmm time for another slice of John's Gumbo, filled with his home made rue. I gar-un-tee.
 
Dr. Merkwurdichliebe said:
Here's an image from Chef John's Twitter supposedly showing all of his ingredients.

My favorite is the Bilinski's chicken andouille.

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So not only is he mixing seafood with land food but on top of that the sausage isn't even Cajun but some shitty chicken sausage, not pork. Which is pig disgusting. And the shrimp are jumbo shrimp? Why for the love of God? And the okra is slimy and overdone. Is there even filé? Probably not. Whatever that shit is it isn't gumbo.
 
AnOminous said:
So not only is he mixing seafood with land food but on top of that the sausage isn't even Cajun but some shitty chicken sausage, not pork. Which is pig disgusting. And the shrimp are jumbo shrimp? Why for the love of God? And the okra is slimy and overdone. Is there even filé? Probably not. Whatever that shit is it isn't gumbo.
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Now don't be knocking it before you try it. Let me just carve you off a little forkful here and you can taste what real New York City gumbo is. I'mma make sure you get lot of oil so you get that maximum flavor
 
AnOminous said:
So not only is he mixing seafood with land food but on top of that the sausage isn't even Cajun but some shitty chicken sausage, not pork. Which is pig disgusting. And the shrimp are jumbo shrimp? Why for the love of God? And the okra is slimy and overdone. Is there even filé? Probably not. Whatever that shit is it isn't gumbo.
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Either Frank has a GI tract made of steel, or he's quietly tossing John's culinary abortions in the trash when he's not looking. John has never once made a single meal that didn't look like it would kill you, even those fucking Blue Apron-style meal kits that basically do all the measuring for you.

Y'know, with his habit of cooking disasters, I'd almost think that John is deliberately trying to murder Frank with food poisoning to take all his money. Killing his paypig for a short-term windfall certainly would fit his lack of long-term thinking. But I guess the simplest explanation--John's a fucking moron--is the best fit.
 
King Dead said:
Either Frank has a GI tract made of steel, or he's quietly tossing John's culinary abortions in the trash when he's not looking. John has never once made a single meal that didn't look like it would kill you, even those fucking Blue Apron-style meal kits that basically do all the measuring for you.

Y'know, with his habit of cooking disasters, I'd almost think that John is deliberately trying to murder Frank with food poisoning to take all his money. Killing his paypig for a short-term windfall certainly would fit his lack of long-term thinking. But I guess the simplest explanation--John's a fucking moron--is the best fit.
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Frank presumably kisses his wendigo. And more. You have to have an ironclad constitution to do that. The horrors he's seen, smelled, felt, and...tasted send an ominous chill down my spine. I'm amazed that you guys don't understand why Frank's always screaming. How could he not be? This is a man who prays for death and hopes with every fiber of his being that it leads to eternal oblivion, lest he spend an eternity with his spouse.
 
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