Brianna Wu / John Walker Flynt - "Biggest Victim of Gamergate," Failed Game Developer, Failed Congressional Candidate

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Peace and Harmony said:
I think I'd rather root around in a McDonald's dumpster and get something to eat from there than eat that.
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It looks Scalfani-tier. Like the diarrhea of a homeless man. Pig disgusting. John needs to quit pretending to be a cook, unlike his fake "software engineer" bullshit it's obvious to everyone when you're a terrible cook.

Ghostse said:
*Banjo Tuning Intensifies*
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When the fuck was John in jail in Mississippi watching gay people be raped? Who does he expect to believe this utter fucking nonsense? Maybe he can have a movie called the Cockchop Redemption made about his prison experiences.
 
The best that other people's money can buy.

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Peace and Harmony said:
The best that other people's money can buy.

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Arriviste Tranny John is far too hoity-toity to have a mere logo. He hired an iconographer to create an image so powerful -- and incomprehensible -- that it will be admired for millennia.

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Chef John shares his "real Louisiana" gumbo recipe from The New York Times.

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Notice the slight difference between the Times' photo and the feculent sludge John served up?

And rue is the illiterate cherry on top.
 
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Dr. Merkwurdichliebe said:
Arriviste Tranny John is far too hoity-toity to have a mere logo. He hired an iconographer to create an image so powerful -- and incomprehensible -- that it will be admired for millennia.
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His logo is literally just short for "REEEEEEE."

And "rue." God what a fucking moron. The word is in the goddamn recipe he stole.

Also just using a New York Times recipe for gumbo has to be some kind of blasphemy.
 
Dr. Merkwurdichliebe said:
Arriviste Tranny John is far too hoity-toity to have a mere logo. He hired an iconographer to create an image so powerful -- and incomprehensible -- that it will be admired for millennia.

ETA:

Chef John shares his "real Louisiana" gumbo recipe from The New York Times.

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Notice the slight difference between the Times' photo and the feculent sludge John served up?

And rue is the illiterate cherry on top.
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I'm having flashback of a commercial from my youth.

 
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The dice on the vegetables is all over the place. I bet there's way too much roux and way too much filé, leaving it gloopy and unappetizing. Gumbo shouldn't come out a non-Newtonian fluid. You could turn the bowl upside down and it wouldn't fall out. The taste may be OK, but the consistency is just a nightmare.
 
Dlagonrold said:
The dice on the vegetables is all over the place. I bet there's way too much roux and way too much filé, leaving it gloopy and unappetizing. Gumbo shouldn't come out a non-Newtonian fluid. You could turn the bowl upside down and it wouldn't fall out. The taste may be OK, but the consistency is just a nightmare.
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Yep. John is apparently unaware that gumbo is a soup, not some kind of loathsome slumgullion that's been left in the sun for a week.

As for the taste of John's concoction, I bet his starving dog wouldn't eat it. The absence of Frank's slack-jawed endorsement is also telling.
 
Peace and Harmony said:
The best that other people's money can buy.

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To be fair, it's not a terrible logo. The combination of "RE" with a fist is clever enough and recognizable enough.
The problem (besides being attached to a joke PAC run by John Flynt) is that the symbolism it's tapping into - "rebellion" and a raised fist - is all fringe/extremist stuff.
 
Dr. Merkwurdichliebe said:
As for the taste of John's concoction, I bet his starving dog wouldn't eat it. The absence of Frank's slack-jawed endorsement is also telling.
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Frank wasn't there. He took one long look at that repulsive slop and went out for pizza.
 
Kosher Dill said:
To be fair, it's not a terrible logo. The combination of "RE" with a fist is clever enough and recognizable enough.
The problem (besides being attached to a joke PAC run by John Flynt) is that the symbolism it's tapping into - "rebellion" and a raised fist - is all fringe/extremist stuff.
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Yes. I wonder how much time John spent pondering before he rejected the name Treason PAC. And of course John is unaware that the the U.S. government's official records refer to the Civil War as the War of the Rebellion. Sounds like Mississippi John is itchin' to reignite the War of Northern Aggression and put those darkies that he hates and fears -- and refuses to live near or employ -- back in bondage.
 
And now it's time for Religious Historian John.

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According to the Mississippi Encyclopedia, people who attend Holiness/Wesleyan/Pentecostal churches make up 3.5 percent of the population. Doesn't sound "very popular" to me. Maybe they make up with enthusiasm what they lack in numbers.

It remains humorous that Droolin' John Flynt, the condescending superintellectual, still doesn't know that he's a native of Virginia, not Mississippi.
 
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Dr. Merkwurdichliebe said:
And now it's time for Religious Historian John.

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According to the Mississippi Encyclopedia, people who attend Holiness/Wesleyan/Pentecostal churches make up 3.5 percent of the population. Doesn't sound "very popular" to me. Maybe they make up with enthusiasm what they lack in numbers.

It remains humorous that Droolin' John Flynt, the condescending superintellectual, still doesn't know that he's a native of Virginia, not Mississippi.
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Kurt Eichenwald has sunk so low as to have this man in his list of correspondents.
 
AnOminous said:
Kurt Eichenwald has sunk so low as to have this man in his list of correspondents.
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Thanks. Mr. Oakenforest, the seizure-prone Episcopalian Jew, has now been added to the small herd of cows I follow. He seems almost as exceptional as John.
 
Dr. Merkwurdichliebe said:
Arriviste Tranny John is far too hoity-toity to have a mere logo. He hired an iconographer to create an image so powerful -- and incomprehensible -- that it will be admired for millennia.

ETA:

Chef John shares his "real Louisiana" gumbo recipe from The New York Times.

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Notice the slight difference between the Times' photo and the feculent sludge John served up?

And rue is the illiterate cherry on top.
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Who uses oil in ROUX? His close personal Louisiana friend, NYT?
 
Catgirl IRL said:
Just give them a name you fucking drama Queen.
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A car dealer doesn't just want any name, though. A car dealer wants a name associated with a credit history that indicates they're likely to pay back the money they borrow. They don't give a fuck about troons and their autism. They want their fucking money.
 
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