Brianna Wu / John Walker Flynt - "Biggest Victim of Gamergate," Failed Game Developer, Failed Congressional Candidate

[Dr. Merkwurdichliebe]

Wu posted a job ad a week ago.
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So much to LOL at.

The pay range is $78,000 to $156,000. No one in their right mind lists a pay range of 100 percent.

No mention that it's a contract job with zero benefits. (Gotta conceal the fact that the boss is a wannabe robber baron tranny who treats employees like shit.)

The idea that John has two decades of producing video content is laughable. Three years of making inept home videos of a homosexual Asian lunatic dressed in a Godzilla costume is more accurate.

Remote work is fine = remote work is mandatory because the office is in John's basement, which is filled with S&M toys, dungeon apparatus, and and an industrial boiler to drive the boss's steam-powered dilators.

Working from scripts developed by John Flynt = job is impossible without the staff, facilities, hardware, and software of Lucasfilm.

And one question: if John is going to supervise someone making $156,000 a year, what has he penciled in as his own salary? A quarter of a million? Half a million? More?

 

[Harvey Danger]

How could anyone think John will lift so much as a finger to do anything? He will shit himself and do nothing like every other scam project he's pulled. Cenk is at least a somewhat energetic grifter. John literally is utterly useless for any purpose.

I remember that former staffer (blanking on the name) describing the endless meetings that John would subject them to. Second guessing strategy, arguing over priorities, essentially shuffling paper around and having meetings to bicker about how to shuffle things around.

My bet is that John will energetically throw himself into the least useful task where he gets to act like a big shot, i.e. top-down staff meetings. If the goal of this grift is to spit out videos, he'll endlessly badger people about the timing, placement, SEO, graphics choices, and other trivial things that do not enable a person to put out videos efficiently. Until he gets bored or can't postpone the failure any more, he'll be the worst kind of boss: the one who pretends to be super busy to impress people. It's bad enough when an employee does that to impress his boss, it's terrible when a boss does it to impress his underlings.

Plus the "necessary" travel to big political conventions to do networking and fundraising, of course.

 

[AnOminous]

Second guessing strategy, arguing over priorities, essentially shuffling paper around and having meetings to bicker about how to shuffle things around.

I hope they aren't stupid enough not to get their pay up front because if they don't John will just steal their pay.

 

[Dingus Egg]

Wasn't the Marquess of Queensberry the guy who publicly called Oscar Wilde a faggot and had him sent to prison for fucking his son?

 

[Tookie]

Those poor Armenians...

 

[NOT Sword Fighter Super]

Leaving literally anything at all to John is a huge mistake. How could anyone be that fucking stupid? Chunk the genocide denier is a moron, surprising nobody at all.

Don’t forget about Chunk the “it’s okay as long as you’re pleasuring the animal” as well.

 

[hell is other robots]

This is the best timeline.

And one question: if John is going to supervise someone making $156,000 a year, what has he penciled in as his own salary? A quarter of a million? Half a million? More?

First question on my mind as well. I'm guessing $250K.

 

[Slimy Time]

Wasn't the Marquess of Queensberry the guy who publicly called Oscar Wilde a faggot and had him sent to prison for fucking his son?

Yes, that's the guy. More famously known for the Queensberry rules of Boxing, of course.

 

[Sonichu-choo trainwreck]

PLEEAASSEEEE baby jesus let Cenk bring Jonny Jon onto the air during the trump2020 election night. The sheer amount of pent up Hormone Therapy induced rage will be delicious to watch and give us content for YEARS as God Emperor Orange Julius get's his second term.

It will make Anna seem tame by comparison after 2016's meltdown.

Might be technically difficult, I heard they are still looking for an audio limiter that can clamp down on the levels if Frank decides to go run around in the background with his toy rocket trophy going rrrwweweeee shhhhrrrrrooommm!!!!

 

[mindlessobserver]

Lol their symbol is a fist because Brian likes being fisted

 

[Mr. Manchester]

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https://twitter.com/BriannaWu/status/1292876324982394881 (http://archive.ph/PPlnf)
https://rebellionpac.com/ (http://archive.ph/https://rebellionpac.com/*)
https://twitter.com/RebellionPac (http://archive.ph/2IglE)

Sometimes I get this weird thought in the back of my head about how lolcowism is actually a secret cult and shifting national politics somehow. Like via magic or some shit. I know that thought is completely insane and fundamentally incorrect but here we are.

 

[naught]

John got the PAC up.
Already scammed Chunk Yogurt by claiming equal credit for the 2M, which was actually 1.5M, of which John only raised 200K.

 

[LUNEKO]

Didn't even check to make sure the typos are gone. Plus the pages are titled "General 3" "General 6" etc. with the SquareSpace logo still there.

Media help goes straight through Brianna:
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This shit is so hastily put together i wouldn't be surprised if it occurred to them this very morning

 

[7proxy]

I haven't really kept up with Uygur after the 2016 election but he didn't seem so stupid that he would hire John or give him any responsibilities. We know how it's gonna end, everybody is gonna be bankrupt and Cenk will be branded as a *phobe.

Fuck it, I'm saying it: Cenk deserved John Walker Flynt.

 

[Norvic]

This shit is so hastily put together i wouldn't be surprised if it occurred to them this very morning

It's the Wu signature. Lazy, least possible effort to say you've actually done something. We've seen it time and time again through the last 6 years since Wu came to prominence as a lolcow. I predict that the video they're going to release on Wednesday will be a Wu produced job like the ones she made back in 2016 for her first scampaign, just as awful as that. Maybe I'm wrong but the vibe I'm getting is that Cenk just said "make it so" and left all the details to Wu, and we all know what happens when Wu is in charge.

The sad part is that Wu might actually take a few bucks in profit away from this venture before she gets fired for laziness and incompetence.

 

[LUNEKO]

The sad part is that Wu might actually take a few bucks in profit away

If anyone invested into the Wu trainwreck they might as well deserve its inevitable end

 

[Neil]

Oh fuck yes, just the lolcow crossover special event I never knew I wanted.
I really hope this blows up in a real big way. Even if it doesn't spectacularly fall apart publicly, we all know it will privately, this is destined to go to shit with John involved.

 

[Jimmy Durante's Ballsack]

Set phasers to: giggles.

 

[AnOminous]

Fuck it, I'm saying it: Cenk deserved John Walker Flynt.

Whatever happens we have some actual lolcow behavior from John again that will provide amusement, especially if they fuck up enough the FEC finally has it with their shit.

I predict that the video they're going to release on Wednesday will be a Wu produced job like the ones she made back in 2016 for her first scampaign, just as awful as that.

I hope it's some ungodly shitty video of Frank stomping around screaming like a fucking retard.

 

[Picklechu]

Two political failures partnering for a scam PAC. We all know that Cenk's other PAC, WolfPAC, the "super PAC to end super PACs," was so successful, so he needs another one headed by the Godzilla of Tech Trannydom John Walker Flynt. Cenk is a loser, and even Justice Democrats kicked him out. His campaign was, like Wu's, a scampaign, and no one likes either of them, so they're two peas in a pod.

This account moderates the subreddit. There may be some funny stuff if anyone wants to go digging.

Yeah, I don't know the rules on a PAC, but for a business it's pretty easy to set up something like Earth Class Mail or Legal Zoom to be a custodian of records and have a virtual mailing address

You can do that or get a P.O. box, making this funnier.

Instead of having a professional introduction on the PAC's twitter account, Wu retweeted the thread from her personal account.

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How do you screw up this badly at something so simple?

Don't mansplain social media to Brianna Wu, Blue Checkmark! Who cares about reach, engagement, building a brand, or any of that?

Working with Cenk Uygur, a man who lost to Republicans in California is sure to work out well for him. What a joke.

To be fair, under California's bullshit top-two system, he lost a special election to two Republicans and a Democrat in a traditionally-Republican seat with an even CPVI, and the seat was vacant because of a Democrat resigning due to a sex/ethics scandal.

Dame Pesos owns: rebellionpac.net and rebellion-pac.com

Idiotic boomer retards who do not register every variation of a domain name are the reason this PAC will become a quick joke to be absolutely destroyed by SEO.

This is literally the first thing I make my consulting clients do. Brianna Wu is the epitome of the Dunning-Kruger effect, and his incompetence brings me so much joy.

Editing to add in that it is the Wu house that the PAC's mailing address is at, and that Google Street View blurs it out if you're right beside it, but not if you look at it from an angle.