Brianna Wu / John Walker Flynt - "Biggest Victim of Gamergate," Failed Game Developer, Failed Congressional Candidate

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Hmm, yes, enduring a couple months of hardship during 40 year period of people throwing unearned money at you. Yes, you are the least privileged of everyone.
 
Baggywrinkle said:
Hmm, yes, enduring a couple months of hardship during 40 year period of people throwing unearned money at you. Yes, you are the least privileged of everyone.
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Except it wasn't a couple months; it was during the nonstop, drug-fueled drive from Hattiesburg to Denver, where John immediately moved in with his "aunt" (some creep who guides the mentally ill through the process of genital mutilation and instructs them -- quite poorly in this case -- in the techniques of female impersonation).
 
Watch out Dr*mpfkins, anything that appeals to John's aesthetics is surely a nationwide winner.

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Dr. Merkwurdichliebe said:
Unfortunately, John does sometimes learn from experience, so we know that all the members of his team of grossly underpaid, part-time, contract suckers will have to sign 400-page nondisclosure agreements to prevent anyone from learning that Progressive John provides:
  • Shitty pay
  • No healthcare insurance
  • No 401k
  • No paid vacation
  • No paid sick time
  • No paid maternity leave
  • No overtime pay
The office will be John's basement, but the contractors will be expected to work from home on equipment they provide. Their real jobs -- as opposed to the fantasy jobs John will tweet about -- will consist of making cold calls begging for cash.

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Getting paid a single dollar.
 
Dr. Merkwurdichliebe said:
Except it wasn't a couple months; it was during the nonstop, drug-fueled drive from Hattiesburg to Denver, where John immediately moved in with his "aunt" (some creep who guides the mentally ill through the process of genital mutilation and instructs them -- quite poorly in this case -- in the techniques of female impersonation).
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This would make such an amazing parody of Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas that I don't know why nobody's attempted it.
 
Dr. Merkwurdichliebe said:
Did I miss anything?
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Nope, you covered it pretty much perfectly. I'd legitimately like for Flu's PAC/scam whatever the hell it is, to actually lure in some suckers for a while, and hear if their work experience with Flu is as horrifying as the GSK girl's. I'd assume, that like the GSK girls, they'll have some hard NDA's thrown at them right at the start. Either way, this new thing Flu is planning seems like it could be entertaining at least.
 
Guys the more I assert that Trump is a Russian asset the more true it becomes.

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How kind of you to request that JetBlue price its fares such that its former employees might afford flights back home after you fired them without credit.

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Peace and Harmony said:
Guys the more I assert that Trump is a Russian asset the more true it becomes.

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How kind of you to request that JetBlue price its fares such that its former employees might afford flights back home after you fired them without credit.

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I've been through 8 different airports in the last 6 months. Still kickin'. (Covid's great for us opt-outters. They're really lax on pat-downs, and security lines are short as hell)
 
Peace and Harmony said:
Start the clock, who accuses whom of workplace rape first?

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What was brianna expecting, exactly? I admit I haven’t hired HUNDRED of people, but most people care about getting paid when they accept a job. I would actually be concerned if the top priority of an employee was what pronouns people use for them, because it’s putting your ability to function at work on everyone else not to make a minor mistake. Have fun working with Becky, Brianna!
 
11 year old black girl John Flynt was playing Hungarian Rhapsody and repairing broken pickup trucks while launching a space shuttle from his wooden shed along the Mississippi River.

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Peace and Harmony said:
11 year old black girl John Flynt was playing Hungarian Rhapsody and repairing broken pickup trucks while launching a space shuttle from his wooden shed along the Mississippi River.

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First, it's music theory, not musical theory, as anyone who's ever studied it would know.

Second, if John could actually play the piano at a level where he took classes in music theory (i.e., he studied piano at a university), we would have been subjected to video of the Dedham Horror pounding on a sweat-soaked keyboard long ago, and we'd be seeing some actual terminology from music theory and some actual examples of how it applies to things like video editing, Van Cliburn John is the ludicrous online creation of Chopsticks John.
 
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