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Expert Brianna Wu wants to invent time travel and then use it to do something that doesn't change the outcome of the 2016 presidential election? Sounds about right.
Brianna Wu / John Walker Flynt - "Biggest Victim of Gamergate," Failed Game Developer, Failed Congressional Candidate
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40% of people are ret,ardeddddddd, I'm smart, they're dumbbbbbb
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Supergamergrrl Brianna would use a time machine to go back and buy a sealed copy of Super Mario Bros because it was in the news yesterday!
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Only if Frank kicks the bucket. The only thing preventing John from realizing any sort of regret over his poor life choices is the massive cushion of money that keeps him from being homeless and destitute.
Followup to my previous post: Remember how John said SMB2 is the perfect speedrunning game because "no RNG" or whatever? I decided to compare the total number of submitted runs to the Speedrun.com leaderboards for the mainline NES/SNES Mario games to see which ones are being run more, the idea being that the most popular game would probably be seen as a better game to speedrun:
- Super Mario World: 6419 runs
- Super Mario Bros.: 5187 runs
- Super Mario Bros. 3: 2386 runs
- Super Mario Bros.: The Lost Levels: 1160 runs
- Super Mario Bros. 2: 855 runs
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"rubbing their collective palms" what did he mean by this
the fuck
the fuck
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But not 10% of Blacks and and 23% of Latinos?
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Daily reminder that Mississippi is a failed territory ruled by warlords and also full of blacks.
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Pretty sure the only reason it was miserable for John to live in Mississippi was because he was so obnoxious that nobody wanted to interact with him if they could help it, not because it's a racist, sexist, homophobic hellhole like he constantly implies. My guess is that this still applies even though he lives halfway across the country now. Besides Frank, do you think anyone wants to be around John?
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Jesus John. The guy already explained this to you, the supposed godzilla of tech. It's not the RF box upscaling and introducing lag. It's the shitty old flat panel tv. Get a CRT and STFU. Oh and who wants to bet he'll get Frank to buy him that 2nd emu instead of just using the one he already has, then pull a mitchell and submit his runs as being on original hardware?
Grand Fucktard
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"The inequities that led to Trump..."
"Time to invest in another retrotink..."
"my next car...."
John of the People.
When's the beatification ceremony? sure that's for dead people, but with John's Christlike selflessness I'm sure the pope will make an exception, and anyway,John does look like he's been dead for about 3 days - so who's to complain??
"Time to invest in another retrotink..."
"my next car...."
John of the People.
When's the beatification ceremony? sure that's for dead people, but with John's Christlike selflessness I'm sure the pope will make an exception, and anyway,John does look like he's been dead for about 3 days - so who's to complain??
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The most work you've ever done in your fucking life.
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May I remind you all that John went to a lot of trouble to get the exact bullshit version of Mario All-Stars that would let him do whatever exploit he was banking on 
Now? Forget it, onward to the NES!
Now? Forget it, onward to the NES!
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May I remind you all that John went to a lot of trouble to get the exact bullshit version of Mario All-Stars that would let him do whatever exploit he was banking on
Sadly, the most work Flu has ever actually put into anything in their life.
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Strongly agree. A powerful coalition means as much moral purity as possible.
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That's not even unique to Peach!
He is right about the game not having RNG, but that's true of Super Mario Bros 1.
SMB3 most runs try and finish as fire Mario and kill Bowser through fireball damage. You could do this in SMB1 too, but it's a lot slower than zooming past.
As others have pointed out, he was eighth fastest, now ninth, in a very specific category that almost no one runs. There are 20 people with runs on the specific category Bri posted to. Of those, all but five are older than a year. Bri almost certainly chose it for the lack of competition and the ease of getting a "good" leaderboard time.
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Grand Fucktard
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It's a little like holding your gym's* bench pressing record
*where the gym is the home gym you got b/c of covid.
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And also it's in the mixed grip hex bar 15-16 months training group
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I don't even know what she was going for here.
Trump and Wu would get on famously. Trump can tell her all about how he aced a really hard test for dementia patients, and Wu can tell him how she was once the 8th fastest speedrunner in a game and category no one gives a shit about.
Trump and Wu would get on famously. Trump can tell her all about how he aced a really hard test for dementia patients, and Wu can tell him how she was once the 8th fastest speedrunner in a game and category no one gives a shit about.
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Add to that, Bri was never actually 8th fastest. Bri was 8th fastest in a particular category, and there were six people in a more difficult and more run category that were still faster than she was. At best. Brijohnna was 14th fastest "just peach" runner.
It's her only real accomplishment.