Brianna Wu / John Walker Flynt - "Biggest Victim of Gamergate," Failed Game Developer, Failed Congressional Candidate

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Peace and Harmony said:
Look at what you did Dr*mpf or should I say KING HEROD fuck you

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Young Americans yearn to experience being unemployed at 40 and have a house bought for them by a screaming Vietnamese spousal abuser.

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Where is the tech PAC John?

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teehee wouldn't it be great if conservatives were jailed and raped to death in prison!

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I don't know if I'm tired, but I really don't get his "joke" about SQL. What does he mean for heaven sake? Using expression "is null" or "is not null" is totally valid in 2020.
As a side note: totally incomprehensible to me is his assumption that anybody criticizes "indoctrination" in STEM topics, it's just beyond stupid.
 
Here's the real secret John: actually nobody gives a flying fuck what you say.

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Peace and Harmony said:
Hot take: John Flynt has been an unemployed man child for over three decades.

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John appears oblivious to how very weird it is for a 43-year-old man to constantly brag about his ongoing obsession with a children's video game he claims to have mastered at age 11.

It's like boasting that you have severe ADHD. (And in John's case, a witch's brew of far more serious mental problems.)
 
"No RNG" sounds like bullshit to me, even if you restrict it to the tiny subset of levels that speedrunners actually play and ignore everything they jump over or glitch through. Are we supposed to believe that the bosses have no RNG? Does Wart's machine always spit out a vegetable at the same time and direction each playthrough? Does the red Birdo always have the same pattern of eggs vs. fireballs? I'm thinking not.
 
Kosher Dill said:
"No RNG" sounds like bullshit to me, even if you restrict it to the tiny subset of levels that speedrunners actually play and ignore everything they jump over or glitch through. Are we supposed to believe that the bosses have no RNG? Does Wart's machine always spit out a vegetable at the same time and direction each playthrough? Does the red Birdo always have the same pattern of eggs vs. fireballs? I'm thinking not.
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More to the point, how is RNG a significant factor in any of the other old school Mario games?
 
Mola Ram said:
More to the point, how is RNG a significant factor in any of the other old school Mario games?
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I'm guessing mainly bosses there too. Like, in SMB1 you're presumably doing the entire run as small Mario, so you could potentially get stuck waiting if Bowser doesn't jump or stop throwing hammers or do something to let you through.
Similarly in SMB3 you can't win until Bowser jumps however many times you need to break through the floor.
 
Peace and Harmony said:
Yup! 8th best score on the algebra quiz in seventh grade!

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So, does anyone have a link to the site that lists John as No. 8 in the world at running Princess Peach through a children's game? I can't find it.

Any updates on how he's doing in the candidates' matches to face the 8-year-old international grand master who is the current world champion in Candyland?
 
Peace and Harmony said:
So really no one gives a shit that John ended his campaign three months ago and has been doing nothing but fingering his crotch wound ever since. (Not that I'm implying that he was doing anything while he was campaigning, mind you.)

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Weird how the Speedrunning King Queen never posts video evidence of these marvelous feats.
 
With John, it's all about the quiet, understated satisfaction of being able to do something well.
 
Peace and Harmony said:
This is great work John, that FAGGOT Andrew Sullivan needs to learn to keep his fucking gay opinions to himself. I can only hope that Sullivan does the work on himself and learns how grow and mature as John Flynt did.

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What is it with these cock chopped imbeciles and their utterly irrational hatred of based faggot Andrew Sullivan?

I honestly think they're just angry that this man has a penis, likes having a penis, and intends to keep it and enjoy using it.

Why else are these troons in a constant rage about the eminently reasonable Andrew Sullivan? They just hate his penis.
 
Smaug's Smokey Hole said:
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He just can't help himself.
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I'm guessing he just hasn't bothered looking at the speedrun records since he posted his run four months ago. He got beat out by the current fifth place guy a month ago.

It's just funny how the only way he could even manage a top 10 in anything is by narrowing it down to some obscure category (that coincidentally lets him play out his autogynephile fetish). "Yes, I'm top 10 in the world at Super Mario Bros. 2...on the Super Mario All-Stars cart...only using Princess Peach...and I get to use a bug that lets me skip a bunch of worlds." This isn't just a John thing, this is a general speedrunner thing that I find amusing: people who can't git gud decide to go for an obscure game or narrow category nobody runs to get an easy high score.

For reference, the current world record any% run is just shy of 8 minutes 17 seconds. John's time would come in at 67th place. Narrowing it down to any% with the save-and-quit glitch, the record is 7 minutes 41 seconds; John would place 31st on that leaderboard. So much for girl power.
 
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