Brianna Wu / John Walker Flynt - "Biggest Victim of Gamergate," Failed Game Developer, Failed Congressional Candidate

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I know literal boomers who are half fucking senile who don't have the continual problems John has.

"Hello, FBI? My computer says that someone is using another screen, it's an Ap... yes I know their number, no I don't want to call them, I want you to start an investigation to find out why my iMac won't let me log in, it might be the russians. I can send you the hard drive for forensics but you can't look at my pictures."
 
This game is apparently heavily based in history (13th century) when the mongols invaded Japan. So no, there is no female character selection, and no one who cares about video games actually gives a damn.
Oh God, there's another wave of "Why are there no black characters on a game set in medieval Bohemia?" articles coming, isn't there? :c
 
This game is apparently heavily based in history (13th century) when the mongols invaded Japan. So no, there is no female character selection, and no one who cares about video games actually gives a damn.
Oh lordy! You mean to tell me a fictional game based on societal norms and recorded history at the time doesn't star a strong, independent female?!? I might faint.

Maybe John can use all his degrees and invent a time machine and go back about 900 years and voice his displeasure. I'm sure it will go over well.
 
I was just thinking... "Security expert" Brianna Wu gets hacked an awful lot in ways that are basically impossible for someone who practices basic internet hygiene. What if it's actually Frank who goes round installing surveillance software on all of BriBri's devices? It'd be hilarious if he's that sort of control freak who has to know what his trophy tranny is doing every second, and who she's talking to. He comes home and she's all in tizzy about how the Russians are in her email again and he's all like "oh no, what's Ivan done this time?"

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And even if she actually found out, she couldn't even dump him because she'd starve to death in a gutter in less than a month without the Bank of Frank.
 
Are you sure you want the media to give you the respect you deserve, John?

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In all fairness, "Another Twitter user" is probably the most accurate a news article has ever been when referring to Wu. It is more accurate than the usual "Game Developer", "harassed woman" or even "Expert" at the very least.

"Former Congressional Candidate" would be the same as referring to any random person as "Potential Lottery Winner". Both are technically correct, except the chances of the random person winning the lottery would be substantially higher than Wu's chances at the congress seat.
 
Are you sure you want the media to give you the respect you deserve, John?

That would involve doxing him as a tranny, exposing his lies about every aspect of his life, his fake Gamergate bullshit, his false claims of calling the police about shit that never happened, which the police themselves exposed, his killing of his dog, having one of the worst selling games in Steam history created by other people on his behalf, whereupon he took credit and fired them after paying them a dollar, etc. etc. etc.
 
In all fairness, "Another Twitter user" is probably the most accurate a news article has ever been when referring to Wu. It is more accurate than the usual "Game Developer", "harassed woman" or even "Expert" at the very least.

"Former Congressional Candidate" would be the same as referring to any random person as "Potential Lottery Winner". Both are technically correct, except the chances of the random person winning the lottery would be substantially higher than Wu's chances at the congress seat.

I have to wonder if there's a wall in John's "office" that is festooned with participant ward ribbons and framed sheepskins saying certificate of attendance
 
John hard at work healing a divided nation again.

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This is moving, John, I had no idea that the company that manufactures tinned beans was responsible for trafficking Mexicans across the US border. End your life as soon as possible.

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John hard at work healing a divided nation again.

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This is moving, John, I had no idea that the company that manufactures tinned beans was responsible for trafficking Mexicans across the US border. End your life as soon as possible.

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"peOpLe ArE yELLinG aT Me!!1!"

The entirety of disagreeable responses to his tweet:
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...to which he replies with ALL CAPS INTERWEB YELLING ABOUT ALL REPUBLICANS!!!1!!1

Fucking retard drama queen.
 
Zero chance that John had Tuberville as a coach. Just another lie in an attempt to remain relevant.

Of course there's zero chance John had Tuberville as a coach. There's zero chance John got within sniffing distance of the Ole Miss football team at all, unless it was to ogle the players and hope to catch a glimpse of them in their jockstraps. Even when he was a man, big as he is, John was either a chubby joke or a ghastly stick insect.

This is just him taking the opportunity to namedrop Ole Miss. Which he could do just as easily by making sure shots of his house have his diploma in frame --

Oh. Ohh. Ohhhhhhh.
 
My old football coach? Seriously? Were you a fullback on the Ladies' Squad, John?

Just another example of John's complete ignorance of idiomatic English.

And there's probably not a real woman who attended Ole Miss in 1998 who could tell you who the football coach was. Remember, John, you were a beautiful Southern Belle at Old Miss, not a 6-foot-5, predacious homosexual man stalking freshmen football players.

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This is just him taking the opportunity to namedrop Ole Miss. Which he could do just as easily by making sure shots of his house have his diploma in frame --

Oh. Ohh. Ohhhhhhh.

It is surprising that John doesn't have a piece of two of Old Miss memorabilia on a wall or a mantel, allowing him to casually mention his alma mater and strongly imply that he has a degree. That's how he gets his incompetent pet reporters to write that he's a graduate of Ole Miss.
 
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