Fuck him. That's the life he chose. I hope it's worth it.
A while back in this thread, a question was posed: if you could learn anything about John's life, no bullshit, what would it be? At the time, I answered that I'd want to know more about his life pre-college and what happened during his formative years to make him the shambling ghoul he is today. Upon further consideration, I think I'll change my answer: I'd rather know just why Frank decided to shackle himself to John.
From an objective standpoint, it truly makes no sense. He's wasted countless dollars fulfilling John's every whim: funding his game dev studio that produced one failed game ($400k+), being the primary funding source for his scampaigns ($100k+), buying him multiple sports cars and a motorcycle ($200k+ when you factor in all the repairs needed), paying for countless surgeries (no idea but I'm sure at least $100k, probably more), and shelling out for his anime figurine and vidya addictions (definitely thousands if not tens of thousands of dollars), along with tons of other expensive purchases like the Peloton. At least he's actually riding that daily now, so hey, at least he's finally getting some use out of it. I mean, we're talking hundreds of thousands of dollars thrown down a money pit, probably over a million by now, and what does Frank really have to show for it? An abomination for a "wife," his retirement fund drained, a house filled with unused junk, and an abundance of failures.
We've theorized before as to why Frank did it, with the most plausible to me being that he wanted a "wife" he had ultimate control over after his last wife left him for trying to ruin her sci-fi career, coupled with a fetishistic desire to play god and build his dream wife. And if that last part sounds absurd, remember that he's also written about wanting to fuck cephalopods before, so he's definitely into some weird shit. But I want to know the truth straight from the screaming paypig's mouth. With all the cash he's blown, he could at least find a biological woman to marry and probably spend a hell of a lot less in the long run. But instead, he chose John, and I want to know why.