Brianna Wu / John Walker Flynt - "Biggest Victim of Gamergate," Failed Game Developer, Failed Congressional Candidate

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Smaug's Smokey Hole said:
It's cool how he's got a genetic urge to create dirt patches outside of any house he is living in and park vehicles there. 7 out of his 8 dads must have been purebred white trash.
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Now he just needs to take their tires off and put them up on cinder blocks when he invariably destroys them either by backing them into parking bollards or by pretending to be a mechanic.
 
AnOminous said:
Now he just needs to take their tires off and put them up on cinder blocks when he invariably destroys them either by backing them into parking bollards or by pretending to be a mechanic.
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Won't be long until the yard is bordered with whitewashed tires half buried in the barren dirt. John will shamble around in the dusty front yard, occasionally bursting into a spastic gallop and lurching toward the sidewalk to scream at passing teenage boys that they need to step on into the parlor and bust up an old chifforobe.
 
AnOminous said:
Now he just needs to take their tires off and put them up on cinder blocks when he invariably destroys them either by backing them into parking bollards or by pretending to be a mechanic.
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Does Flu still have the messed up Audi TT they tried to "customize" or the frankenstiened spy car from a series literally nobody had heard of? Those would be good candidates.
 
Optimus Prime said:
Does Flu still have the messed up Audi TT they tried to "customize" or the frankenstiened spy car from a series literally nobody had heard of? Those would be good candidates.
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Nah the Audi was sold after WU fucked up the electronics trying to install some kinda Apple stereo n then did a rattle can paint job on it in the front yard. I'm sure the danger girl car is about 2 steps away from the same fate.
 
Whew! It was tough waiting for Frank to get all this shit finished.

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Peace and Harmony said:
Whew! It was tough waiting fot Frank to get all this shit finished.

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Look, I cleaned up the garage! It's kind of hard to see because the two Porsches that were paid for by my homosexual Celestial paypig husband just sort of wandered into the picture.

Bleach, John. Drink some.
 
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smackpops said:
Nah the Audi was sold after WU fucked up the electronics trying to install some kinda Apple stereo n then did a rattle can paint job on it in the front yard. I'm sure the danger girl car is about 2 steps away from the same fate.
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I wonder what their neighbors think about them. They must be rarely seen, but then there's suddenly a deranged looking aging Chinaman making crazy screaming faces while a snarling feral ghoul stalks around destroying a car.
 
AnOminous said:
I wonder what their neighbors think about them. They must be rarely seen, but then there's suddenly a deranged looking aging Chinaman making crazy screaming faces while a snarling feral ghoul stalks around destroying a car.
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I suspect that most of the houses in John's neighborhood feature two signs in the front yard. One reads "For Sale"; the other, "No Trespassing!"

All of the area children wear lanyards attached to silver crucifixes and Acme Thunderer whistles. At dawn and dusk, terrified teenage boys can be heard screaming in fear as the Dedham Horror, which can run faster than a cheetah for miles without tiring, stalks its adolescent prey in the crepuscular gloom.
 
Peace and Harmony said:
Whew! It was tough waiting for Frank to get all this shit finished.

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Holy shit, actual confirmation that the bike still exists in Flu's possession.

Also: this person owns two porches and a bike (and then there's whatever Frank drives, I think a Dodge Challenger?), how the fuck has this house not been robbed given it's in a less-then-stellar neighborhood?
 
Optimus Prime said:
Holy shit, actual confirmation that the bike still exists in Flu's possession.

Also: this person owns two porches and a bike (and then there's whatever Frank drives, I think a Dodge Challenger?), how the fuck has this house not been robbed given it's in a less-then-stellar neighborhood?
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The same reason no one ever broke into Ed Gein's lair.
 
Peace and Harmony said:
Whew! It was tough waiting for Frank to get all this shit finished.

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Meanwhile, thousands of people in Ma8 are struggling due to coronavirus affecting businesses & wages, but lol, fuck them, eh John? If you've got it, flaunt it! Oh yeah, just paid for these expensive sports cars upfront, got so much cash on hand, no problem. Suck that, paupers!

All that bullshit about being progressive and wanting to represent the struggling regular joe. The whiplash from that to this is painful. Talk about completely and utterly tone deaf.

What a socialist. Wow.
 
Optimus Prime said:
Holy shit, actual confirmation that the bike still exists in Flu's possession.

Also: this person owns two porches and a bike (and then there's whatever Frank drives, I think a Dodge Challenger?), how the fuck has this house not been robbed given it's in a less-then-stellar neighborhood?
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Have you considered what would happen to a burglar that was captured by John Flynt? I think his tweets are designed to attract thieves, who will receive a Bond-villain lecture about the many uses of a diesel-powered dilator before they die screaming in the recently soundproofed basement as Precious I and Precious II look on.

In fact, the recent frenzy of "tilling" may be a sign that the plan has already borne fruit.

Peace and Harmony said:
my suffering is eternal

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Why would you need to restore a 2018 Porsche that you bought new, John? Tell us more.
 
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Optimus Prime said:
how the fuck has this house not been robbed given it's in a less-then-stellar neighborhood?
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Because John lies in wait, guarding the cars intently. Any that approach are asked three riddles, and must answer correctly to pass or face death.

Not that it matters, since anyone who answers correctly get accused of mansplaining and then swallowed whole by Frank.
 
Optimus Prime said:
how the fuck has this house not been robbed given it's in a less-then-stellar neighborhood?
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It's not like it's in the ghetto or anything. Last time I drove the Race War Van by their place, it looked to me like just a regular middle-class neighborhood. Not a neighborhood of Porsche drivers, to be sure, but I wasn't worried about getting my hubcaps stolen or anything.
 
Peace and Harmony said:
You were sitting out? the fuck?

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And when has he ever engaged in discourse?

From John Flynt's Big Book of What I Think Words Mean:

dis-course (n., v., adj., adv., conj., prep.) a deranged tirade that reveals a writer or speaker to be profoundly stupid and probably insane; a rhetorical technique that combines mendacity and hypocrisy in equal measures; a ludicrous jeremiad in which a writer or speaker claims to be the long-suffering victim of hateful persecution and murderous plots by groups such as the Illuminati, the Elders of Zion, and Gamergate; a form of mansplaining in which a never-employed MTF tranny with no college degree explains what's what to real women who have academic credentials and work experience in the field being discussed.
 
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