Brianna Wu / John Walker Flynt - "Biggest Victim of Gamergate," Failed Game Developer, Failed Congressional Candidate

[Mola Ram]

You've taken vacations to Disney World "more times than you can count", sure thing you dumb fuck

I actually believe this, because I'm not sure John can count higher than three or four.

 

[Dr. Merkwurdichliebe]

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I see that John, the gay Mississippi halfwit, is posing as an upperclass gourmand again, with the usual comical results.

I wonder how they react down at the Southie Bakery when this pretentious tranny gargoyle lumbers into the shop and screech-lisps his demand for a "Boston Crème" pie?

 

[stupid moron]

I think I would trust a half thawed microwaveable White Castle burger from the frozen section of the food store more than any slug burger John cooks up

 

[TaimuRadiu]

I think I would trust a half thawed microwaveable White Castle burger from the frozen section of the food store more than any slug burger John cooks up

have you seen Wu's blue apron monstrosities

mealkits are supposed to be as easy as putting legos together

 

[AnOminous]

have you seen Wu's blue apron monstrosities

mealkits are supposed to be as easy as putting legos together

I think John just screams "QUIT MANSPLAINING" at the instructions on the packet and just throws everything in a too hot skillet and burns it.

 

[Peace and Harmony]

Your dogs also prefer to be fed, groomed, and be alive.

 

[Next Task]

Your dogs also prefer to be fed, groomed, and be alive.

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And it's back to 'dogs'. Where are they, John? You claim Rocket's alive - what about a photo of more than one dog at a time, since you keep them so unkempt they'll all look similar enough that I don't trust individual photos.

Fuckit, I've become a Wu Dog Truther. Where are the dogs???

 

[Grand Fucktard]

So which lie are we supposed to believe, that John grew up in abject poverty, or his parents bought him the newest top of the line computers and rare consoles? Because he's claimed both.

I have to give it to John on one front...the wiggle worm weasel language

"growing up in the poorest state"

The hidden subtextual answer to the question : but did you suffer the poverty and poor education? ...
I overheard the help talk about it at the country club, but fuck no, do I look like a knee-grow. Oh sure, I'll butt bang a ching-chong, they are the good ones, but a nig-nog?? You won't find any of those on my spacecamp shuttle

John's definitely trying to play politician there

 

[Iron Hamster]

He did grow up poor and black in a racist state where the KKK patrolled the streets. Between his shifts as shuttle commander and elite hacker he picked cotton in the fields.

Has he tried to proclaim The Jerk is about him yet?

 

[Eli Whitney]

I guess this is John's blimpout saga now that he no longer has to pretend to be running for office or doing anything but eating Frank's life savings.

Why would two aging gay men need a gigantic deep fryer? Why would they possibly need to cook 3 pounds of deep fried food at once?

A deep fryer is one of those things that seems like a fun small kitchen appliance until you actually try to use it. First, they have a tendency of coating the surrounding area with a thin sticky layer of cocking oil from the particles that invariably fly out during the frying process. It doesn't matter what kind of lid it has. And if you don't clean that shit up right away, you end up with dust and dirt sticking to it -- probably not a first for John. Secondly, the fryer itself is really hard to clean. Something with a lot of plastic pieces will never be the same after just one use. Lastly, you have to be pretty disciplined with remaining cooking oil. It's not like getting rid of a little bacon grease or leftover oil from pan frying something where you can just absorb it with a paper towel and put it the bin. Knowing John, I feel like its not unreasonable to assume he is just going to get impatient and try to dump 3 liters of 375 degree oil down the kitchen sink drain.

 

[Smaug's Smokey Hole]

Best case scenario buying a kitchen fryer: you never really use it.
Worst case scenario buying a kitchen fryer: you use it every day.

 

[AnOminous]

Something with a lot of plastic pieces will never be the same after just one use.

This is why don't get some weird, arcane giant deep fryer. Just use a Fry Daddy like a normal person. Absolutely no moving parts, it's just a dumb object that converts electricity into heat and heats up grease. You do not need to cook 3 pounds of fucking deep fried shit at once. These people are not cooking for company.

 

[AprilRains]

You do not need to cook 3 pounds of fucking deep fried shit at once. These people are not cooking for company.

No, that's all for John.

 

[John Flynt's Axe Wound]

have you seen Wu's blue apron monstrosities

mealkits are supposed to be as easy as putting legos together

That’s because John is a failure at everything he touches.

 

[Kosher Dill]

a thin sticky layer of cocking oil

This is the last thing I wanted to read about in the Wu thread.

 

[Twat_Hunter]

Isn't it ironic that she decided to represent folks that keep asking for free shit wanting to change the rules..
This moron also thinks that kids during ww2 didn't whine, next he's gonna tell us that single moms single-handedly won the war.

Edit: Sorry for the pronoun errors, this "thing" is way to confusing. At this point the appropriate one is probably "it".

 

[Mola Ram]

Edit: Sorry for the pronoun errors, this "thing" is way to confusing. At this point the appropriate one is probably "it".

No one here will care if you call him John.

 

[Twat_Hunter]

No one here will care if you call him John.

That's too human.

 

[Mola Ram]

That's too human.

The Jabbering Ghoul of Dedham works, too.

 

[Peace and Harmony]

Were you doing all this while your uneducated yokel neighbours were dying of starvation in the muck, John?