Brianna Wu / John Walker Flynt - "Biggest Victim of Gamergate," Failed Game Developer, Failed Congressional Candidate

[Grand Fucktard]

It seems like John is working on the next Wudentity now that candidateWu is dead.
Forgive the pun, but Speedracer Wu seems to be in the early lead.

It begs two questions
Is Frank more of a Trixie or a Chim Chim?
Is John going to pull a Frankie Muniz : public personality -> raceacr driver -> living in scottsdale with a boutique olive oile shoppee

 

[Smaug's Smokey Hole]

Wu doesn't know math of any kind. That won't get him far in actual electrical, mechanical and software engineering. If math wasn't necessary and "figuring things out is my strength" is the only requirement, remember when he broke his campaign site and instead of fixing whatever trivial problem it was he tried to get the domain registrar(?) to do it by angrily @:ing them on twitter?

 

[Peace and Harmony]

Cool John why don't you move to Iran since they seem to have such a good handle on it.

Groom your fucking dog.

John I feel you, it must be so exhausting being a frontline healthcare worker (or perhaps law enforcement). (baleeted)

 

[Smaug's Smokey Hole]

What video 'went viral' the other day? I'm looking at youtube and Jaimas mirrors of videos have more views than anything from Wu's('Brianna Wu for Congress' where Frank talks about Corona) or Frank's channels that contains campaign related shit for Wu, why isn't that shit on the BrU for Congress channel? wtf

edit: forgot about this, when looking on youtube I found a thumbnail that might be Wu's ideal self visually.

 

[AnOminous]

Rocket, they named their dog rocket.
It's pretty transparent why.

Or they named it after John's severed penis.

 

[Jack Awful]

Rocket, they named their dog rocket.
It's pretty transparent why.
What a couple of self-congratulatory douche bags

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[Peace and Harmony]

And look at you now, backing into parking bollards with your luxury car.

Not only is the South full of uneducated n,iggers, they are also pedos too.

 

[Particle Bored]

And look at you now, backing into parking bollards with your luxury car.

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Not only is the South full of uneducated n,iggers, they are also pedos too.

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A learner's permit is not a license, John. (quick search says Mississippi raised age from 15 to 16 in 1995, then dropped back to 15. Feel free to correct me if you find it was ever 14 in the 90s)

 

[Peace and Harmony]

 

[AnOminous]

I guess this is John's blimpout saga now that he no longer has to pretend to be running for office or doing anything but eating Frank's life savings.

Why would two aging gay men need a gigantic deep fryer? Why would they possibly need to cook 3 pounds of deep fried food at once?

 

[AprilRains]

He's going from ordering Potbelly to making his very own pot belly.

 

[UselessRubberKeyboard]

I guess this is John's blimpout saga now that he no longer has to pretend to be running for office or doing anything but eating Frank's life savings.

Why would two aging gay men need a gigantic deep fryer? Why would they possibly need to cook 3 pounds of deep fried food at once?

If John is going to buy an item, it has to be the biggest, best, top-of-the-line version of that item, or nothing. How will he brag about it on twitter otherwise?

 

[Peace and Harmony]

Looking forward to pictures of screaming manbaby Chinaman gorging himself with mountains of deep fried greasy shit.

"vacation fund" your donors must be thrilled.

 

[Water-T]

LOL. John's stinkditch is also "fungible", but in this case it's a different word derived from "fungus"+ "terrible"

 

[Army Burger]

If John is going to buy an item, it has to be the biggest, best, top-of-the-line version of that item, or nothing. How will he brag about it on twitter otherwise?

He's gonna become the Godzilla of deep fat frying food.

 

[Dorsia.Reservation]

We have seen what he does to easy follow directions Blue Apron meals, can he use a deep fat fryer without hurting himself and or setting the kitchen on fire?

 

[Judge Holden]

I guess this is John's blimpout saga now that he no longer has to pretend to be running for office or doing anything but eating Frank's life savings.

Why would two aging gay men need a gigantic deep fryer? Why would they possibly need to cook 3 pounds of deep fried food at once?

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[Sexy Peach Emoji]

A learner's permit is not a license, John. (quick search says Mississippi raised age from 15 to 16 in 1995, then dropped back to 15. Feel free to correct me if you find it was ever 14 in the 90s)

You also dont need a license to drive on the farm- only on government roads.

 

[Peace and Harmony]

Can barely parse this avalanche of bullshit so please enjoy, Kiwi friends

 

[Kosher Dill]

If John were smart he'd realize that he does have a marketable resource from his campaign. He's got an entire rolodex full of incredibly stupid Silicon Valley middle managers with - to coin a phrase - very open wallets. He's shooting himself in the size-20 foot by not jumping on that fundraising opportunity.