Brianna Wu / John Walker Flynt - "Biggest Victim of Gamergate," Failed Game Developer, Failed Congressional Candidate

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You need to give me your fucking cash FAST, so I can do my Resident Evil speedruns FAST.

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Peace and Harmony said:
DECADES of credibility

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Now I'm not gonna say that privacy isn't important (this is the last place I would expect someone to say that), but a post like this could make one wonder what "Brianna Wu" really wants to keep private, if "she" has "decades of credibility" on the subject. Like there's something that people have been digging up for years that "she" doesn't want to become common knowledge. Gets the noggin' joggin'.

The rest is standard John technobabble and stupidity so whatever. I swear, the Wu Flu has gotten so many shitty ideas to crawl out of the woodwork, I'm ready for it to be over.
 
Peace and Harmony said:
Oh dear, time to send another FUCKING WHITE MAN back to HELL

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Before Christian Theologiian John, in violation of numerous Biblical prohibitions, paid a Mexican veterinarian to chop off his cojones, they must have been enormous. He lies about the number of years he attended Christian schools. And then he reveals total ignorance about the time Christ spent on the cross, a fact that is taught to first-graders in parochial schools; when called on his stupidity about the crucifixion, he sneeringly attacks the guy who is correct.
 
Peace and Harmony said:
Oh dear, time to send another FUCKING WHITE MAN back to HELL

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Absolutely fucking spectacular. John "I spent all my childhood at bible school" doesn't know the bare basic facts about easter. Not only that, he attempts -more than once! - to lecture someone who gently corrects him.

Offscreen: John, seething with rage, frantically googling the easter story, only to be confronted with the truth that he's dead wrong and has made a tit of himself yet again. Oh, he'll try to bullshit his way out of it with "that's not what I meant"s and the like, but the crowd is laughing at him, not with him, once again. A moon rocks moment, if you will.

I'm sure the good catholic people of Ma8 will be very happy to know their alternative candidate doesn't even know "on the third day he rose again". Soon to be in the deleted tweets of political candidates...
 
Peace and Harmony said:
Is this the same Jesus that hung on the cross for three days before dying or a different one?

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What kind of pleb can't dump $59K on an antique car whose spare parts may as well be made of gold? Not our John! And fuck any District 8 voters who wouldn't!

Hey, I bet if John kicked $59K of his own money (haw!) on his campaign, he wouldn't need nearly so many donations.
 
Why does John keep bragging about his "strong" digital game? As far as I can tell his digital game consists of a very bare-bones website and begging for money through short boring emails. Last time I looked he didn't even have any position papers or policy proposals on the website.
 
Karl_der_Grosse said:
Why does John keep bragging about his "strong" digital game? As far as I can tell his digital game consists of a very bare-bones website and begging for money through short boring emails. Last time I looked he didn't even have any position papers or policy proposals on the website.
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I'll give Brianna this though, I've never seen a politician being so honest on their campaign website.

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