Brianna Wu / John Walker Flynt - "Biggest Victim of Gamergate," Failed Game Developer, Failed Congressional Candidate

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John, this is so cute and wholesome! It's almost enough to make people forget that you and Frank are aging abusive homosexuals.

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Wow, this is so moving - due to public health concerns, John is postponing his luxury project that he wasn't going to do anyway. Powerful. Be like John.

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Moral grandstanding Johnny is great. Heaven forbid that he get his hands dirty for once. Nobody I know outside of a dealership wears gloves when working on cars.

I was curious, so I watched a video showing a guy restoring his exhaust. No gloves or mask. He was still alive by the end of it. Hm. Will any excuse do these days? Is this his signature laziness or could he be getting a little gun shy about his expensive fuckups?
 
Sure, John. You just happened to have a stockpile of specialized masks that was big enough for a hospital. I'd love to see some proof, but we all know that would be literally raping John.

#BelieveAllWomen
#EspeciallyWhenTheyLie
 
I was curious, so I watched a video showing a guy restoring his exhaust. No gloves or mask. He was still alive by the end of it. Hm. Will any excuse do these days? Is this his signature laziness or could he be getting a little gun shy about his expensive fuckups?
What does he even mean by this? He could cut the mufflers out in his black dress and glasses, and at worst need a cheap welding visor to weld on straight pipe.
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looks like someone is missing the point of this library
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True.. by comparison to John.

Has any serious writer ever got their start writing for Disney?
 
are there any videos of her actually doing this?
Wu's been posting super low quality videos of her "speedruns" trying to get on to the leaderboard. Example:

https://youtube.com/watch?v=uZ2fU6UdfAQ
It's a terrible, completely unoptimised run that any real speedrunner would be ashamed of. She even dies at one point. Here's Wu's speedruns account. She's submitted a run and checks every day to see if it's been verified, but nobody has given her the time of day so far because there's no info about how she was playing, no timer, no splits or anything you'd expect in a real speedrun video.

The thing is that the category Wu is competing in, All Stars Princess Only, is a bullshit category nobody runs. There's only 33 runs total registered over the last 3 years. Nobody cares about it because it's not a run worth doing. Wu only runs it because it's princess and she's a totally real girl, you guys.
 
Anyone here remember "Jill of the Jungle"?

That was a game with a female protagonist who saves the Prince at the end.
An obvious conceptual take off on Super Mario, but with interesting non-Mario-like game play.

I don't remember the exact year, but definitely 1990s.

But Brianna is stunning and brave for re-skinning Mario. :lit:


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Moral grandstanding Johnny is great. Heaven forbid that he get his hands dirty for once. Nobody I know outside of a dealership wears gloves when working on cars.

I was curious, so I watched a video showing a guy restoring his exhaust. No gloves or mask. He was still alive by the end of it. Hm. Will any excuse do these days? Is this his signature laziness or could he be getting a little gun shy about his expensive fuckups?
I'm still waiting for all the old timers that inhaled brake dust to keel over.
 
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